“ 5’8 “

Bovvsette · 2020-04-28T11:32:21+00:00

Down to be casual... so no sex? Sex isn't casual for women, far from it, as the consequences can be quite life altering. Unless he had a vasectomy and is checked as STD free, which I highly doubt from such a self-centered and self-serving introduction. As always in online dating, below mediocre men are looking for free escorts to risk their lives for unsatisfying sex and thinking beggars can be choosers and that the most beautiful girls will be lining up to this crap bio, the entitlement is unreal.

And that ”we will see what happens from there”, no we won't, sex straight away isn't how long term emotional relationships start, stop lying. Obviously he wants to pretend that he has some power in the relationship without offering anything and is actually afraid of truly promiscuous and ”casual” women that aren't emotionally invested, because they can't be controlled, sex only happens on their terms, only when and how they want it, and quickly drops him from his mighty horse.

DaeYeNoKen · 2020-04-28T09:56:27+00:00

That's a lot of words for "I don't want to pay for a prostitute"

lilitha134 · 2020-04-28T15:46:03+00:00

Ive never understood guys who write a list of criteria that a woman must meet on their dating bios but then never say what they offer in exchange? Like this guy, except for the "high opinion" Of yourself, what else are you bringing to the table? Good looks? Expensive dates? 3 home cooked meals a day? Connections in corporate finance?

Some people need to realize that just existing is not an accomplishment. And despite what PUA forums say, "self confidence" Is not enough...

I mean, even job postings describe what benefits come with the position, jfc

Illustrious_Drive · 2020-04-28T13:52:45+00:00

Who actually swipes on this guy? Like for real?

brainsandb00bs · 2020-04-28T06:53:22+00:00

I used to entertain 5’8” guys until I realized how insane they are because of the complex mostly other men give them about their size. Even though I’m short myself, 5’10” is the lowest I’ll go.

villagefunambulist · 2020-04-28T07:27:20+00:00

5'8"..."I think highly of myself"...The irony. But, mind over matter, I guess. Who knows - if he sprinkles some water on himself and stands in the sun, maybe he'll grow a few inches.

babooshkaa · 2020-04-28T14:02:56+00:00

Already telling you what to do! Hard pass.

nosynobody · 2020-04-28T07:45:05+00:00

Lol so 5'5 irl then

shamefulthrowaway089 · 2020-04-28T15:12:38+00:00

"I think highly of myself so if you're judgemental don't swipe. Also you must meet all my criteria or else I'm not interested"

Said not even with a hint of irony.

helljess86 · 2020-04-28T15:12:44+00:00

He just missed "no fat chicks"

The nerve...

lonelybones1 · 2020-04-28T07:04:15+00:00

I don't understand why women still use apps like bumble. It's literal trash. The men are trash.

2020-04-28T13:51:48+00:00

I'd knock him back down to reality in no time if I ever came across him. Everything about this is tragic. From his height to his false confidence. It's a huge issue.

mightbethrowawayyy · 2020-04-28T14:22:15+00:00

“Graduate degree” and can’t properly use commas

venomoth91 · 2020-04-28T18:53:57+00:00

As a fellow 5’8” (female) human, I do not approve of this message. He can’t sit with us 😂

2020-04-28T11:00:34+00:00

Aquarius men ain’t shit so hard pass just from that 🥴😂😂

christmasforoutlaws · 2020-04-28T13:07:44+00:00

"Aquarius." Ugh.

pissed_af · 2020-04-28T20:38:58+00:00

He sounds insufferable

greatcathy · 2020-04-28T14:45:25+00:00

Ouch - that's my starsign!

idiosyncraticg1 · 2020-04-28T15:58:03+00:00

Typical Aquarius.

septemberfinestt · 2020-04-29T07:40:11+00:00

Lmfao short men

2020-04-28T16:06:26+00:00

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Title	“ 5’8 “
Author	Cottoncandyskiesthrw
Upvotes	155
Comments	32
Date	April 28, 2020 6:24 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/g9hyru/58/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/58.677401 https://theredarchive.com/post/677401

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