I unmatched him before I could screenshot, but here’s the story.

This scrote had two pictures with two women (one in each) that looked like his exes. It’s usually an immediate left swipe from me, but I was just bored and he looked hot.

Within the first 3 texts, scrote mentioned he had never been in love before.

Me: oh I see

Scrote: most people are surprised when I say that

Me: um probably because they think those ladies on your profile are your exes

Scrote: they are!

Scrote: and girls like it because it shows other girls like me

Scrote: so where are you originally from?

And BOOM, boy bye 👋 😂