Art imitates life

CrazyPaine · 2021-01-31T10:20:49+00:00

I had a warrior who was always worried about me whenever I came home, he was so loving and cared for me always food on the table all warm, fire started and gold always on the table. Man I can't wait to play that game again.

CaptainHope93 · 2021-01-31T10:57:27+00:00

I married Marcurio and he is a HVM for sure. Cooks me dinner, looks after the kids for weeks at a time without complaining and runs a shop to keep busy while I'm fighting dragons.

Plus if you take him with you on a quest he's not too squishy, so I don't have to worry about being widowed in a Dwemer ruin.

monch-bred · 2021-01-31T07:04:06+00:00

I married a warrior in Skyrim and every day he cooks me a meal and gives me money 🥰 always vet!!!

denimbastard · 2021-01-31T10:26:37+00:00

Oh god I've just realised a LVM is trying to move in.

RoseColoredBlack · 2021-01-31T09:35:45+00:00

Smh they shouldn’t have picked an lvm in skyrim

DeorisGrey · 2021-01-31T12:51:07+00:00

Oh, I was just about to ask my best friend what kind of games she's playing at the moment. Do you recommend Skyrim for a newbie gamer? I'm more used to platform and puzzle games, or very simple RPGs such as Pokemon.

Cryptidtitties · 2021-01-31T11:29:33+00:00

Mjoll the Lioness <3

sashimi_girl · 2021-01-31T14:55:47+00:00

Lowkey the Argonian men are where it’s at. Business owners most of the time and they’re always so happy to see you. Give scales a chance.

2021-01-31T07:03:04+00:00

Thats pretty good lol

xiao_sabiha · 2021-01-31T10:46:59+00:00

Excellent caption OP hahaha

Equal-Ear2312 · 2021-01-31T14:09:22+00:00

I've never frequented that sub. I'd rather read Infinite Jest a second time or swim naked in freezing water than go through a post in there.

Altowhovian93 · 2021-01-31T16:22:14+00:00

Lydia is BAE. She is sworn to carry your burdens and snark to keep your pride in check.

bootyinspector9000 · 2021-01-31T15:56:08+00:00

I always rescue Annekke from her shitshow ball and chain husband and take her on the adventures she deserves

spinsterchachkies · 2021-01-31T17:11:21+00:00

Lol 😂 cracking up at this thread. Love all these Skyrim ladies. Join ESO and we can have a FDS guild!

2021-01-31T17:21:45+00:00

If you aren't marrying Marcurio and making him do the heavy lifting in your battles, you aren't doing the extension correctly.

He also gives you money from the family business.

Title	Art imitates life
Author	illuminati_hottie
Upvotes	2420
Comments	37
Date	January 31, 2021 6:44 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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