Bearable bobby

modernmedusaa · 2020-06-17T23:00:39+00:00

This guy is such a textbook LVM it may as well be parody.

Where do these men find the audacity?

And people wonder why there is less sex being had in this generation........the catalogue of clowns, aka dating apps, explains why.

modernmedusaa · 2020-06-17T23:10:37+00:00

Do any women actually like this? Even in my pickme days I would have always found this gross

thuggboots · 2020-06-18T00:08:55+00:00

I hate when men write descriptions about how they’re “not sure” what they’re looking for. Yes, you are. You want to get your dick wet. You don’t want any other relationship that would require you to get your shit together because at the end of the day you’re just tired of jacking off and want to disappoint some poor woman instead.

glazedhamster · 2020-06-17T23:14:14+00:00

No one wants to see your dick, Bobby, no matter what the vodka tells you.

sweatydeath · 2020-06-17T23:42:45+00:00

Kids = “want someday”

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT BOBBY

blackredrosepetals · 2020-06-17T23:11:31+00:00

bruh is it really that hard to not have a bland, creepy or arrogant bio??

Fatt3stAveng3r · 2020-06-17T23:35:11+00:00

What can I offer...uh. Umm. MUH PENIS.

diflorus · 2020-06-18T00:06:31+00:00

Yeah, it’s gonna be a hard left, Bobby.

jeanneeebeanneee · 2020-06-18T02:08:07+00:00

I'm pretty sure this is the dictionary entry for "low effort."

Noemie_Mathilde · 2020-06-18T02:56:05+00:00

"Good sense of humour"

Really? Well he does sound like a total joke.

honeybeeroll · 2020-06-18T02:24:55+00:00

Where do you ladies find these 😭. Everyday I come here and see guys who do this kind of shit that no woman I know irl has (thankfully) experienced on an app. I see this like these guys must hate themselves and this is a cry for help/the pity approach to get girls??? Does this even work? I see shit like this and I'm like this is why incels are incels. So sorry your eyes had to be assaulted by this total loser

olenka67 · 2020-06-18T04:26:34+00:00

That’s a no from me , dawg! 🤦🏻‍♀️

ChristianGirl93 · 2020-06-18T04:36:22+00:00

The ONLY thing he has is a sense of humor if he actually believes a girl just wants dick and free nudes, sad if he thinks this is a way to a woman’s heart and not good food and free dog cuddles 😂

Mental-Hair · 2020-06-18T01:45:39+00:00

He was doing so good till he started with his penis and got into detail. he could of just said he enjoyed sex then move on too a much more interesting fact about himself or something

Novemberinthechair · 2020-06-18T07:06:51+00:00

Bearable personality? No. You don't have that. You want kids someday? These assholes. Sperm rots. Get your shit together faster.

He can't even write a decent bio.

Mediccibitch · 2020-06-18T06:57:11+00:00

What's not to love? Everything.

SarcasmSlide · 2020-06-18T13:46:53+00:00

It’s like they’re devolving and reverting back to base stereotype at an alarming rate.

_Atalanta_ · 2020-06-18T21:12:03+00:00

So disturbing that these gross men say they want children someday. I hope they are lying.

yr 2030: "So, Dad, what were you like before you had us?"

Title	Bearable bobby
Author	modernmedusaa
Upvotes	135
Comments	30
Date	June 17, 2020 10:56 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/hb285y/bearable_bobby/
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