Comebacks

RegularStatus5 · 2020-06-30T20:34:24+00:00

I don't understand this. Like, they can't get pregnant,but don't they worry about STD 's at all? And for all their crying and complaining about the evil women trapping them and forcing them to provide child support, one would expect them to be more eager to wear a condom

Hhjjuuy · 2020-06-30T16:16:11+00:00

A man spontaneously not wanting to use a condom says so much about him that the only reasonable response is "goodbye."

Kompottkopf · 2020-06-30T16:28:11+00:00

Omg, the genius who put this in printing!

"Try the next size down" 😂😂

EclecticBarbarella · 2020-06-30T16:20:43+00:00

The only thing to say when a guy tries to not use a condom is “goodbye”. The mere fact that he tried makes him trash. So gross, why would I want to argue and defend that to him, and then still sleep with him if I can convince him to wear a condom?

SslimReaperr · 2020-06-30T21:04:31+00:00

Best thing to say to a man that questions or cries about wearing a condom is “BYE”

IllTill3859 · 2020-06-30T21:47:47+00:00

I don’t bother arguing or negotiating safe sex. You’re either wrapping up or goodbye.

1reason_thats_me · 2020-06-30T20:26:24+00:00

I love this!! So saving it and memorizing my favorite line. I haven’t used condoms in years, due to me feeling to afraid to say something, and sex never is planned for me, so I never plan ahead on how to break the ice. But I’m dating for the first time in years, and been trying to figure out how I can stand up for myself on this one, but I been just been trying to be careful on settings and explained to them I prefer to wait and get to know someone first.

I just tell them, “you know, no one I’ve fucked ever has used a condom with me.” They still don’t care!! Absolutely ridiculous. And I know they just don’t assume I’m selective, since in the past, I been in the hook-up culture.

Zambigulator · 2020-07-01T05:18:25+00:00

If he doesn't like condoms I'm straight up getting out of there. There are entire forums dedicated to slipping them off during sex without the woman's knowledge and leaving a surprise. They brag about this like it's a conquest. If he makes dumb excuses around condoms and is unprepared to protect you, LEAVE.

orchid447 · 2020-07-01T01:43:30+00:00

Lol this is definitely the post that's gonna get this subreddit the ax

husheveryone · 2020-06-30T17:21:54+00:00

I’m old enough to remember this safe sex ad campaign! It was also printed on textbook covers. Ahh, the 90s. 😎

artistaajo · 2020-06-30T21:46:32+00:00

Short storytime here: I was about to lose my virginity to some guy I've barely known for THREE WEEKS. I noticed he wasn't wearing a condom and told him, "Hey, you're not wearing a condom" and he goes, "I cAN PuLl OuT"

I wasn't comfortable with this at all and it caused me to tense up. I told him multiple times we can try later and he goes "It doesn't matter if we try later or not it's going to hurt anyways" and PROCEEDS to keep going at it. It took me about three times for him to finally stop.

Although I had my hopes about this guy, I'm glad I got out of it early.

atreethatkeepsgrowin · 2020-06-30T19:49:34+00:00

so fucking pathetic that we need this shit to keep ourselves safe. men are predators.

Delicious-Scholar · 2020-07-01T01:48:25+00:00

My favorite (that I heard from a movie) is: my answer usually is never say never, but in this case I’ll make an exception! (Affirming “never” is my answer to having condomless sex.)

callmebubbles92 · 2020-06-30T18:05:19+00:00

I love how straight forward all those responses are. I hate how much coddling goes on whenever people on Reddit give advice on communicating. You can never just say something, it’s got to be occupied by compliments, a soothing tone, and a back rub.

Title	Comebacks
Author	FashionTech537
Upvotes	528
Comments	27
Date	June 30, 2020 3:21 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/hipd1c/comebacks/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comebacks.701162 https://theredarchive.com/post/701162

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