Does this approach ever work?

gutsandgorey · 2020-08-07T06:44:10+00:00

I've had a guy message me saying "I'm on a quest for a creampie. Will you let me cum in you?" Who in their right minds would let a random cum inside them??

gilianabanana · 2020-08-07T08:44:47+00:00

Dick is abundant and of low value. If that’s all you have to offer, I’ll politely decline.

BeADecentHumanBeing · 2020-08-07T08:01:19+00:00

Porn sick..it’s literally messed up their brains

virginiagirl27 · 2020-08-07T11:02:47+00:00

Sadly this is used too often I’ve gotten “Are you my next mistake?” And “I cant wait for our divorce”

Why do guys think these type of openers are funny and attractive?

janeaustenfan99 · 2020-08-07T06:31:47+00:00

I was recently asked , so what are you looking for on Tinder? Fun? Relationship? What a crap question, as though relationships are not “fun.”

OrchidLion · 2020-08-07T10:13:36+00:00

These males are not hot enough to hook up with, and not good enough to seriously date. It's sad.

Pretend-Valuable · 2020-08-07T12:20:37+00:00

Aaaaaaaand block 🙅‍♀️

terrn1981 · 2020-08-07T12:45:35+00:00

I actually respect this more than the A-holes that lie and manipulate to get laid.

daisy_0720 · 2020-08-07T11:15:38+00:00

I've literally never received a message like this on a dating app. What was his profile like that made you swipe right?

Also, a good tip for Bumble - only ever message men who use their daily extend on you. It filters out a lot of the time wasters.

2020-08-07T15:23:48+00:00

"Whatever I'm looking for, it ain't you. Bye!"

greatcathy · 2020-08-07T13:15:15+00:00

Nah bro

suspended_animation_ · 2020-08-07T15:42:47+00:00

I'm looking for my next victim to torture and kill. The next asshole will help me dump the body before I kill him.. Etc.. etc... lol That's what I would respond with

CassieGreen85 · 2020-08-07T21:53:12+00:00

"I like to be fair and go 50-50, so you're gonna have to let a man of my choosing dick you down raw, complete with a creampie, while I watch (not in the same room, of course, I'm not a PERV), then you can do it. Don't worry he's never gonna call you again either... ^probably. /s

Title	Does this approach ever work?
Author	kalidestroy
Upvotes	183
Comments	31
Date	August 7, 2020 6:16 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/i58o78/does_this_approach_ever_work/
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