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[–]gutsandgoreyFDS Newbie125 points126 points127 points 5 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
I've had a guy message me saying "I'm on a quest for a creampie. Will you let me cum in you?" Who in their right minds would let a random cum inside them??
[–]terrn1981FDS Newbie44 points45 points46 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Did you ask him if he is ready for child-support payments?
[–]Capable_OkraFDS Newbie47 points48 points49 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Love it. Whenever women have kids out of wedlock it's "well you shouldn't have sex if you're not ready for the consequences!" but when men do it, it's "child support payments are UNFAIR and all women are golddiggers!"
[–]TERFSareawesomeFDS Apprentice71 points72 points73 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That's so fucking disgusting and unappetizing. These men really are crazy
[–]rwilkzFDS Newbie25 points26 points27 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They are not crazy, it’s just good old fashioned misogyny. It makes their pp hard to make women uncomfortable.
[–]dntbfllikeididPickmeisha™️17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
OMFG 🤮
[–]kalidestroyFDS Newbie[S] 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh my God.
[–]gilianabananaFDS Newbie78 points79 points80 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Dick is abundant and of low value. If that’s all you have to offer, I’ll politely decline.
[–]EquipoisonousFDS Newbie28 points29 points30 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A dildo feels better and carries less risk. If that’s all you have to offer I’ll take the dildo instead.
[–]BeADecentHumanBeingFDS Newbie51 points52 points53 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Porn sick..it’s literally messed up their brains
[–]virginiagirl27FDS Newbie36 points37 points38 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Sadly this is used too often I’ve gotten “Are you my next mistake?” And “I cant wait for our divorce”
Why do guys think these type of openers are funny and attractive?
[–]janeaustenfan99FDS Newbie58 points59 points60 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I was recently asked , so what are you looking for on Tinder? Fun? Relationship? What a crap question, as though relationships are not “fun.”
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[–]EquipoisonousFDS Newbie32 points33 points34 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah I hate when they try to call that “fun.” There is nothing fun about sex with a guy that doesn’t care about you.
[–]minty-coralFDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s only fun for him. And he thinks that’s all women exist for, to serve men and meet their needs.
[–]kalidestroyFDS Newbie[S] 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Happy cake day 🎂
I love how these men take themselves out to the kerb.
[–]OrchidLionFDS Newbie39 points40 points41 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
These males are not hot enough to hook up with, and not good enough to seriously date. It's sad.
[–]Pretend-ValuableFDS Newbie16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Aaaaaaaand block 🙅♀️
[–]kalidestroyFDS Newbie[S] 27 points28 points29 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I just deleted the whole app, fuck the lot of them at this point. There are prostitutes, go pay for it.
[–]minty-coralFDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ahh but you see, paying someone is no fun. It means the woman wouldn’t do it for free, which means she doesn’t want you. And where’s the ego boost in that?
[–]terrn1981FDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I actually respect this more than the A-holes that lie and manipulate to get laid.
[–]daisy_0720FDS Disciple11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I've literally never received a message like this on a dating app. What was his profile like that made you swipe right?
Also, a good tip for Bumble - only ever message men who use their daily extend on you. It filters out a lot of the time wasters.
[–]kalidestroyFDS Newbie[S] 14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I deleted them all now but I like that tip! He had a normal profile, seemed genuine, I have filters on for 'looking for relationship only'.
[–]daisy_0720FDS Disciple4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's crazy! Sometimes I wonder how all the ladies on here seem to get such creeps messaging them. Are they swiping right on men with shirtless pics or little to no written bios? I've never received a dick pic or a sexually offensive message on a dating app so I'm just genuinely confused, lol.
Yeah, the 'only message if they've used daily extend' has been great for me. It's a good way of differentiating between the 'will swipe right on anything' vs. the 'I want to talk to this woman in particular.' It's a good indicator of not only interest, but whether the guy is willing to put himself out there and risk rejection. If he's willing to show that bit of vulnerability, it suggests he's not going to be ruled by his ego. It's basically the first move as far as I'm concerned.
I hope you reported the sicko and he gets banned.
[–]StrainingMyNeuronsFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What’s a daily extend? I use Bumble, but not aware of what this means. Mind you, I’ve been on it probably for six months and only had about two matches, cause it’s unpopular in my neck of the woods, and I don’t really like anyone on it- they just look so dull.
[–]kalidestroyFDS Newbie[S] 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When the 24 hour period runs out and you haven't messaged they can use this to extend the match for another 24 hours. They have to pay to do it and they only get to do it a couple times a day I think so it shows actual interest.
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Whatever I'm looking for, it ain't you. Bye!"
[–]greatcathyFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah bro
[–]suspended_animation_FDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm looking for my next victim to torture and kill. The next asshole will help me dump the body before I kill him.. Etc.. etc... lol That's what I would respond with
[–]CassieGreen85FDS Apprentice0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"I like to be fair and go 50-50, so you're gonna have to let a man of my choosing dick you down raw, complete with a creampie, while I watch (not in the same room, of course, I'm not a PERV), then you can do it. Don't worry he's never gonna call you again either... probably. /s
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[–]kalidestroyFDS Newbie[S] 4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]gilianabananaFDS Newbie78 points79 points80 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]BeADecentHumanBeingFDS Newbie51 points52 points53 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]virginiagirl27FDS Newbie36 points37 points38 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]janeaustenfan99FDS Newbie58 points59 points60 points (4 children) | Copy Link
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[–]kalidestroyFDS Newbie[S] 11 points12 points13 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]kalidestroyFDS Newbie[S] 27 points28 points29 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]terrn1981FDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]daisy_0720FDS Disciple11 points12 points13 points (4 children) | Copy Link
[–]kalidestroyFDS Newbie[S] 14 points15 points16 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]kalidestroyFDS Newbie[S] 5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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