Ass Garbage - A Scrote that is so far up his own ass that he is his own ASS GARBAGE

Bare Minimum (also see Bar and Floor) - What Scrote’s can’t seem to reach for some reason 🤷🏼‍♀️

Breadcrumb, to breadcrumb, verb: breadcrumbing - when you get so little affection from your partner that you are desperate for tiny breadcrumbs of love

Bumbler - When Scrote’s pretend to be stupid to get away with horrible things

Coffee Date - What you do with friends and business associates

Coomer - Scrote’s whose entire lives revolve around jerking off

Crusty - A cheap Scrote that is ugly, dresses raggedy and poor, but still has the audacity

Date - Involves effort, thought, planning, and romantic intentions

Death Grip - When a Scrote murders his dick while masturbating and can no longer feel anything

DiCreepio (also, see Pedo) - An old Scrote that wants to date teenagers

Dusty - A cheap player that just wants sex, targets the vulnerable, and suggests 50/50

Gashole - A gaslighting asshole

Groomer - Older men that groom minors. See: Drake, Woody Allen, DiCaprio

High Value Man/HVM - Men that treat women with respect and surpass the bare minimum 🦄

Hobosexual - men who pursue relationships for a place to live

Man-Child, Man-Baby - The mental facilities and capabilities of a baby, with the body of a man

Marriage - A TRAP

Micropeen/MP - A very small deformed penis 🤏🏻

Negative Value Man/NVM - A leech, vampire, or soul sucker, but in Scrote form

Nest - A cocoon of unwashed clothing and trash that a Scrote sleeps in

Orgasm - Something you give yourself when no Scrote’s are around to get in your way

Pick-me’s - Girls that want to be punished with monogamous commitment to a Scrote

Porn Sick, Limp Dick - Erectile dysfunction that Scrote’s get when they watch too much porn

Sack, “Useless Sack” - Like a ballsack he just hangs there, looks ugly, and is too sensitive

Scrotation - the process of dating and vetting multiple scrotes to find a HVM

Scrote - The men no woman wants 🗑 (except pick-me’s)

Shit Sandwich - HVM on the outside, but when you take a bite you realize he is full of shit

Standards - What pick-me’s don’t have

Walk Date - What you do with your dog

Wipe Their Ass - Something a Scrote never does

Zero Value Man/ZVM - A Scrote that adds literally nothing to your life