Good instagram account.

psychsense · 2019-12-17T16:52:44+00:00

Also: “I just want a chill girl” Translation: I want a full grown woman to be “chill” almost like she’s high on weed and Xanax all of the time. No back talking, will laugh at anything I say, doesn’t set boundaries, and does everything I want her to do. She must be relaxed 100% of the time and never be mad at me even when I cheat. Girls that yell are mean and scary. :(

Scotsburd · 2019-12-17T18:32:07+00:00

Mute, doormat bangmaid please!

riseaboveagain · 2019-12-17T16:52:56+00:00

Or, it means “I just wanna bang and don’t wanna actually listen to anything you have to say”

Janedola · 2019-12-17T18:58:35+00:00

I fucking hate the "positive vibes only" shit. Sure didn't help my brother cope after a classmate raped him. Or me when my teachers told me to "lighten up" after a goddamn suicide attempt. Life isn't all sunshine and positivity. We aren't living in an Instagram collage made for guys to jerk off to

Ms_Tilly · 2019-12-17T17:20:23+00:00

I swiped left on one for putting "I want a girl who will call me out on my bullshit because I will enjoy calling her out on hers".

Was that supposed to intice women? I couldn't swipe left fast enough.

extraacct1234 · 2019-12-17T16:19:46+00:00

Also "I'll never support in anything because you are only a piece of pussy to me"

sofiacarolina · 2019-12-17T21:30:32+00:00

My other favorite (as in immediate nope) is "here for a good time, not a long time" vomit emoji

Babenyc79 · 2019-12-17T19:35:18+00:00

Isn’t this the truth!!!!! The minute women express there feelings, emotions and hurt we are then labeled “crazy”. It’s a tale as old as time!

riseaboveagain · 2019-12-18T01:25:50+00:00

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freedandelions · 2019-12-17T20:32:54+00:00

Hmm, I always interpreted it as “don’t turn my life into a negative complain-fest” We all know someone like that.

jsmnhwll1 · 2019-12-17T21:54:59+00:00

I have said this for so long!!!!!!

ceramicunicorn · 2019-12-18T00:22:24+00:00

“Want Realistic Fembot”

durtari · 2019-12-18T02:17:09+00:00

I have the maturity to realize that loading oneself with other people's problems and constantly worrying about how to help them and pushing them to do things while barely being able to navigate ones own life, is ultimately draining and causing negative effects and experiences for both and as I realize this Id rather find someone equally goal oriented who I can share reward and encouragement feelings with in order to continuously grow and enjoy life as an adult person

navigating-life · 2019-12-17T21:29:44+00:00

I thought “Good vibes only” meant don’t spoil my day with your fucking negativity. Guess I was wrong. I say that shit to people all the time

johnmulaneyismydad · 2019-12-18T02:18:25+00:00

Oh my gawddddd - followed immediately.

Mollzor · 2019-12-18T18:41:07+00:00

Yesss, thank you, I will be binging this later in the bathtub! I sometimes get the urge to download Tinder again, but then I just scroll through old screenshots and I feel "I would rather be alone than to deal with this shit".

Title	Good instagram account.
Author	normabelka2
Upvotes	1224
Comments	36
Date	December 17, 2019 3:06 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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