Heart breaking

Itchy-Transportation · 2020-01-10T07:53:08+00:00

people are seriously commenting for her to take a shower with him and wash his balls for him. what has this come to? we need to teach a man to wash his parts like were his mommy? for real

EmergencyShit · 2020-01-10T05:22:02+00:00

He really throws a fit if he has to wash his hands too

BDizzy18 · 2020-01-10T06:03:31+00:00

"Gained a bit of weight," she says. In the comments she clarifies that he has gained around 150 pounds.

So, a person. He gained a whole person.

Itchy-Transportation · 2020-01-10T07:51:12+00:00

yet she says "he's the man of my dreams".. seriously? being a little girl fantasizing about your future life, you thought about an obese man who never washes himself? come on. this guy probably has serious underlying issues for him to have such a drastic weight gain and complete lack of hygiene.

thesleeplesss · 2020-01-10T05:19:17+00:00

Wtf. How is he not concerned?! Does he not get a whiff? He shouldn't even scratch his balls around her if they didn't smell foul, but this is beyond disgusting.

TheOGJammies · 2020-01-10T05:39:41+00:00

OMG ANOTHER ONE. Girl says her boyfriend won’t wash his balls.

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/emkm7y/my_23f_boyfriend_24m_of_almost_a_year_doesnt_wash/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

TheOGJammies · 2020-01-10T05:37:57+00:00

Wow a real life Stinky balled couch creature u/Liz_Lemondrop

Ms_Tilly · 2020-01-10T11:41:13+00:00

The fact that the whole bathroom reeks for a half hour after he's in there. I've smelled a similar stench in public restrooms. I actually have a friend who absolutely reeks not long after a shower. Like a head to toe extreme body odor. How do you even ask someone about that?

BasieSkanks · 2020-01-10T12:09:01+00:00

How/why the FUCK do these women marry/get into relationships with men who can’t wash their own ass? That’s like the bare minimum of human cleanliness. Eugh.

SslimReaperr · 2020-01-10T08:42:33+00:00

This might be the thing that finally turns me lesbian

2020-01-10T13:02:01+00:00

Ew ew ew ew ew Im never getting married 🤮😭

DallasOMalley · 2020-01-10T23:08:03+00:00

"When we first met, it was never this bad."

So his balls have always stunk, but apparently to a less offensive degree. She married Mr Stinkyballs knowing his balls reeked.

Just....Why? WHY?????

Works_For_Treats · 2020-01-11T06:00:33+00:00

This lady should pretend like she's going to give this guy a hand job, get a hand all up in there, and then rub that shit on his face. Bonus points if her pukes.

And for everyone recoiling at the idea, that's the exact response I'd want from this asshole. Enough is enough.

Woman-ThatIAm · 2020-01-10T20:00:21+00:00

I’m fat, I don’t smell. I wash regularly, use deodorant, have nice lotions, perfume, stay dry. This is just laziness.

I have met numerous skinny men who smell horrendous down there. Like I have had one night stands go bad, gone to give them head, and the stench of sneaks had me gag. So, I had to puke and just leave.

I think for the most part, it’s a guy thing, not a fat thing, sure there are some overweight people who don’t wash because it’s harder for them. But I know so many fat women who go to extra lengths to make sure we smell good, because we don’t want to be a stereotype.

Men are just fucking lazy. They use the same soap for their ass that they do for their hair, if they do at all. And can’t be bothered to wash their balls properly, or wipe their ass right after a shit.

Title	Heart breaking
Author	VeganRatGod
Upvotes	100
Comments	36
Date	January 10, 2020 5:03 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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