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[–]pickmieshaexorcistFDS Disciple169 points170 points171 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Ooh what about when he’s maddeningly close to the right spot, so you squiiiirm ever so slightly until he lands on that sweet spot, but then he stubbornly moves his finger BACK to the wrong spot he was on before? What even is that??
[–]-pop-fizz-clinkFDS Newbie52 points53 points54 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lack of knowledge of anatomy out of pure selfishness.
[–][deleted] 19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If you get the wrong kind of guy (red pill dark-triad type) it's their little entertainment in order to deliberately frustrate you so you'll be just as unsatisfied as they are. And they think they are the prize! Like, wow.
[–]Mysterious_Midnight7FDS Apprentice114 points115 points116 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Rubbing anywhere and saying "my ex would've cum ten times by now"
[–][deleted] 49 points50 points51 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"my ex would've fake cum ten times by now just to end this shit show"
Tfify
[–]Mysterious_Midnight7FDS Apprentice8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly. Now who's gonna let them know lmaoooo
[–][deleted] 33 points34 points35 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ew. Ew. Ew
[–]-pop-fizz-clinkFDS Newbie62 points63 points64 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Or touching between your vulva and thigh. You know the crease where my pelvis meets my leg isnt my genetalia...right??? (Wrong. They're so f*cking stupid, but how dare we even have a gag reflex. Porn sick selfish babies.)
[–]StrawberrycreemFDS Newbie19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I have never been with a man who didn’t do this lmaooo they really think they’re a porn star rocking your world! It’s like.. Jeremy that’s my leg...
[–]-pop-fizz-clinkFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bahahaha Jeremy that's my leg 🤣 its so embarrassing that you get embarrassed FOR them.
[–]honeybeerollFDS Disciple1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I saw a girl talk about this on a relationship sub a while back and was stunned!! I haven't been w/ a lot of guys and none have been great but JEEZ at least they cleared anatomy 101 😂
I assumed this was an inexperienced thing/no woman ever told him "wtf are you doing?" (OP in question pretended to love it /sigh). Is this really a thing from porn??
[–]-pop-fizz-clinkFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't think its s thing from porn, because the porn stars generally know where things are.
[–]BellaMobFDS Apprentice80 points81 points82 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Like how do you watch so much porn yet don't know where the clit is.
[–]quiteshall0wFDS Newbie61 points62 points63 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Well, they don't normally touch it in porn. Or it's just extremely rare. The last time I saw a guy there interacting with it was him slapping it. If this is the kind of sex ed they get, you should expect them to behave the same
[–]Salt_SatisfactionFDS Disciple14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I'm still baffled by that. Even in amateur or gone wild videos on Reddit, almost no one touches her clit while they're having penetration. Why?? Just why?? There are many women who could have an orgasm with penetration if they touched her clit at the same time, or is penetration supposed to be just for him?
[–]quiteshall0wFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Especially since there's a lot of porn titled as female-targeted, e.g. "sensual" or "orgasm" which has 0 interaction with it. Like, in some of them there was muscle massage or something like that, but then again a few minutes of uncomfortable jackhammering. One of many reasons not to watch any of it.
[–]Salt_SatisfactionFDS Disciple5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I know! It's so annoying to watch.
Yeah a few caresses, a dimly lit room, camera shots of her opening her mouth as if she was feeling good... and then jackhammering. What a letdown.
[–]MochapFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I’m convinced they know exactly where it is. They just pretend that they don’t so they don’t have to take responsibility for our pleasure. Same way LVM/NVM pretend they don’t know how to do household chores properly/purposely mess them up so they can get out of it.
[–]Kitty015FDS Newbie65 points66 points67 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I have a clit piercing and some men still don’t know where to rub.
[–]aellopeFDS Newbie44 points45 points46 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I hate how accurate this is.
[–]Salt_SatisfactionFDS Disciple20 points21 points22 points 5 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Teenage girls are supposed to have an interest in reading tips on how to give blowjobs (according to Teen Vogue) but most men of all ages can't do a simple google search?
[–]Accountabili_BuddyFDS Newbie35 points36 points37 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
***The Vast Majority of...
[–]cece188FDS Newbie25 points26 points27 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I hate how badly our society tries to defend men’s feelings for being selfish and lazy assholes.
[–]cantstopthemachine77FDS Newbie50 points51 points52 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Lmao I love how some pick me edited this to add in the word “some” in attempt to avoid offending the scrotes 🤦♀️
[–]rhyth7FDS Newbie33 points34 points35 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Whoever made this wasn't being honest. It is most men.
[–][deleted] 24 points25 points26 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
It's even worse when you take their hand and show it to them and you got them doing it but then just as you're about to get there he suddenly does that right turn and ends up in another continent. Like, even with a frigging guided tour those scrotes will still get lost.
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[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Me too! I've had it too I even verbalise "no, here, like this" and still the scrote goes his own way... No more sex for those guys if you refuse to learn then I refuse to consent.
[–]NovemberinthechairFDS Disciple20 points21 points22 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And if they do find it, they act like they're mad at it.
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
i just don’t understand the confusion
[–]shmarharFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
why did you bring back my repressed memories like this 🤣
[–]Lavender_flowFDS Disciple3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😂😂😂😂
[–]Flowers_and_PearlsThrowaway Account1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
One time when I was having sex with a guy and I asked him to touch my clit during, he straight up said that he doesn’t do that because he’s “not a fan of doing that.” What a fuckboy, I’m glad I blocked him after. 🙅🏻♀️
[–]_narrowstraits_FDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ex boyfriend kept rubbing my pubic mound, like the part with the hair on it. What a joke.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is so ..... accurate.
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