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[–]SewudFDS Disciple59 points60 points61 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yes! HVM does more than you ask.
Battling LVM is like you give him the keys to walk your dog, you come back he strictly walked the dog and didn't put out the fire that was burning your house because you didn't specify to put out a fire if there was one.
[–]sanguineuphoriaFDS Newbie35 points36 points37 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“You should have communicated”
[–]RiteWriterFDS Newbie117 points118 points119 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes yes I will marry you.
I mean FDS. F D S.
[–]illegallyabbyFDS Newbie187 points188 points189 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
IF👏🏻HE👏🏻WANTED👏🏻TO👏🏻HE👏🏻WOULD👏🏻
[–][deleted] 91 points92 points93 points 5 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
What she mean sprayed the house tho? I immediately thought sprayed for bugs or weeds 😂 I was like damn he is handy 😂
[–]GAaliyah12Pickmeisha™️48 points49 points50 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sprayed for bugs or pressure washed the house maybe?
[–]PahapanFDS Disciple71 points72 points73 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Sprayed it like a tomcat? 🤔
[–][deleted] 43 points44 points45 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Now I'm imagining some guy peeing on the walls like an unspayed cat 😂😂
[–]ishika_23FDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Eeeee-yuuuuuuuuuu 😂😂😂
[–]shauni_77FDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Gotta mark your territory, amiright?
[–][deleted] 18 points19 points20 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think maybe she meant with Febreeze or something?
[–]Davina33FDS Disciple6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thanks. I sprayed my coffee everywhere after reading your comment 🤣
[–]babe__ruthlessFDS Newbie26 points27 points28 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I assumed air freshener but idk haha
[–]Phoenix__Rising2018Ruthless Strategist237 points238 points239 points 5 years ago* (11 children) | Copy Link
This is what we all need. This is a man! Now this guy I would actually cook a dinner for. I don't cook for men unless they REALLY earn it.
[–]PahapanFDS Disciple124 points125 points126 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
It's going to take a lot for me to cook for a man again after my ex. I used to wake up early just to make him nice breakfasts and he didn't appreciate it at all. That shit is soul crushing.
[–]NotYourBizThrowAwayFDS Newbie33 points34 points35 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Are you me? Am I you? Bc same.
[–]huevos_and_whiskeyFDS Newbie14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I had no idea this was such a common experience, but mine too! I’d make him breakfast sandwiches to eat on the way to work (because he was always running late 🙄) and at first he raved about them but then after a while he started telling me about how he gave them away to his coworkers, or I’d find them uneaten and rotting in his car. I stopped making them. Tf would I wake up at 4am and run downstairs to put coffee on and make him a delicious sandwich toasted to perfection if he’s just going to throw it away? I’d rather sleep until a normal hour.
[–]NotYourBizThrowAwayFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And then they’d say “well I never asked you to do that for me” - I would make breakfast every weekend for us - he never made me breakfast once! Then he’d say “I’m not a breakfast person” okay fine I’ll make my own 🙃
[–]Phoenix__Rising2018Ruthless Strategist38 points39 points40 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm talking one meal when he does a extraordinary amount for me. Not servant level! Would never do that.
[–]MerryprankstressFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Same. Spent years being the only one who ever even considered what we would eat. He didn't even put one single iota of thought or effort...it was just assumed I was the one who would make food and his ass would wait me out. Next man better be prepared to go hungry before I lift a damn finger to feed him.
[–]dzgataFDS Disciple29 points30 points31 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Lmao right. I don’t normally envision myself cooking a big meal for a man bc for why? but this man deserves it 💀
[–]Phoenix__Rising2018Ruthless Strategist13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I never even said a big meal! I just meant any meal lol
[–]dragon_wolf4FDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
True that!
[–]umbralgardenFDS Newbie75 points76 points77 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Doesn't matter if he did a bunch of "unmanly" things either like baked a pie, made a bouquet, lit a candle and did some laundry, it's just fucking impressive seeing any man do more than 1 household thing without being asked. Bar is so low but he polevaulting over it.
[–]coolier-than-thouFDS Newbie53 points54 points55 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
this is so wholesome 🥺 it's just so sad that HVM like these are just as hard to find as unicorns 😭 but it's so comforting knowing that they exist
[–]SewudFDS Disciple6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This reminds me that when I had a boyfriend I was hoping he would fix some stuff around my house and I did ask him and he never did. These LVM with no initiative whatsoever.
[–]FitncurlyFDS Disciple12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow, this is pretty impressive! Good for her; I hope he stays sweet.
[–]rosyrosessFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So cute! Women, please up your standards and values. Don’t settle for less no matter how much you love someone. You’ll resent them when you get married. So please choose wisely!
[–]mscristalconnorsFDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am open to receiving and being taken care of. 🥰🥰🥰🥰
[–]frodosdojoFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I can't help but feel unimpressed and slightly suspicious. I would not give my house key to a boyfriend.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'll take two, please.
[–]ShieldMaidenLagerthaFDS Disciple0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😂👏
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