So ladies, I have a red flag, identifying activity.

TheQueenOfDeadHearts · 2020-06-02T21:27:22+00:00

Well for starters, literally all of them have a mediocre grasp of language/grammar/spelling/syntax/reading comprehension... that alone would be a deal breaker for me 😂

Lavender_flow · 2020-06-02T21:44:00+00:00

Well first is commenting on your looks. Always a no go for me. Second is looking for a bangmaid. Third "I want someone who entertaining"?? wtf is that grammar, Nope. Fourth; blunt replies; again a NOPE! means he is an asshole. Fifth "go with the flow" aka he is looking for FWB and sounds low effort: NOPE, NEXT! Sixth: "arent superficial and can talk a lot"? sounds like an incel to me. Likely lives in his mom's basement still. The last guy *have an issue with my height*- big red flag there. also what is with these frigging ** he is using. He sounds like a typical male redditor to me, so big red flag person in general.

They all sound entitled.

mightbethrowawayyy · 2020-06-02T22:14:35+00:00

First of all how did you attach multiple pictures? I don't know how to post more than one 😂 and the red flags I spotted are:

he sounds creepy asf. "you look sweet beautiful cutie" EWW NOPE. He sounds horny.
aside from punctuation and typos, he's entitled af by proudly stating that he thinks it's a woman's job to take care of him. I know this is probably not PC but is he Indian? cuz he really gives me that vibe lol
"I'm bored entertain meeeee"
"don't hate me if I'm rude or sexist. I warned you"
"looking for a spontaneous date aka 2am at McDonald's and then we fuck in my mom's basement"
"baggage baggage baggage undiagnosed untreated mental issues and it's wommins fault because they superficial and crazy"
"if you don't want a 3some, you're homophobic and close minded". also maybe a small number of people have an issue with his height, but I'm sure more people have an issue with his attitude and personality

yumiia · 2020-06-02T22:20:44+00:00

I can’t even read these without getting a headache

2020-06-02T22:27:41+00:00

They all seem so awful. It’s just a haze of yikes.

__kamikaze__ · 2020-06-02T23:13:05+00:00

They all want a doormat that caters to their every need

boiledgatorade_ · 2020-06-02T23:38:41+00:00

I stopped at the word “vibe”

idiosyncrassy · 2020-06-03T01:52:18+00:00

Probably uses that same fake-quirky line on every single woman. Prepare to be wooed via Mad Libs
Wants a lady in the streets and a maid to wash his sheets (and clean and cook)
So boring he can't even pick out a TV show
Is an asshole but calls it "honesty", will shit on your feelings and then complain you're too sensitive when you expect an apology
Will make you plan every aspect of every date and make you carry him around like a remora
Fat, potentially depressed (tbh at least it sounds like this guy had an interest or two he didn't invent purely to impress dates)
Woke Smurf with no job or ambition. He wants #vanlife, wants a woman to provide the money and van. Probably has herpes

honeybeeroll · 2020-06-02T23:17:37+00:00

1 through 5: have any of these ding dongs actually talked to a woman before lol??

6: a pretentious fuck who isn't actually that intelligent but thinks v highly of himself

7: another pretentious fuck just like 6 but with mad insecurity who DEFINITELY isn't okay dating a girl taller than him and will, consciously or not, directly or indirectly, try to make his gf stop wearing heels. He's so salty it's like the top fell off of the salt shaker and all the salt fell in lol

nutshit · 2020-06-02T22:16:10+00:00

😂😂😂😂

ASMR_Bookclub · 2020-06-02T23:10:21+00:00

The jazz. It’s the jazz.

nymphaetamine · 2020-06-03T11:08:22+00:00

Uses flattery to get laid, will definitely cheat
Looking for a bangmaid, probably has an Asian fetish
Boooooriiing
Will verbally abuse you then call you sensitive
"I will never make any plans, you will always be the one to pick what we watch, eat, and do. Oh, and do you mind paying? I forgot my wallet!"
Pretentious narcissist who will argue with your opinions and experiences
Angry shortcel who will constantly perceive slights and never believe that you don't secretly lust after tall men

Title	So ladies, I have a red flag, identifying activity.
Author	Meadow97
Upvotes	55
Comments	15
Date	June 2, 2020 5:56 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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