1. "Men are visual creatures."
    Translation: A blatant proclamation of his pornsickness.

  2. "My ex was crazy."
    Translation: There has been at least 1 victim of his audacity.

  3. "That's just the way I am/I was just hardwired this way/I was programmed like that."
    Translation: He is aware of his toxicity, but isn't willing to do anything about it.

  4. "I was just joking."
    Translation: He wasn't just joking. But he made it seem like he was because of your response.

  5. "I'm scared of hurting you."
    Translation: This is a warning. It's coming.

  6. "You're being sensitive/a prude."
    Translation: You called him out on something and wounded his ego, so he's trying to wound yours now.

  7. "You're too clingy/needy."
    Translation: He's low effort and isn't willing to put in any more for you.

  8. "I don't text much."
    Translation: A setup to lower your expectations regarding texting.

  9. "I don't post much on social media."
    Translation: He doesn't want to post YOU on his social media.

  10. "You deserve better."
    "It wasn't my intention to ..."
    "I only did ___ because you did ___."
    "Guess I just suck."
    *some irrelevant backstory intended to justify his poor behaviour*
    Translation: The peak of emotional manipulation in which he tries to subtly coerce you into comforting him even though you were the one who raised an issue with him because he is too immature to be able to take accountability for his actions and will blame everyone and everything but himself to keep his own ego intact.

Scrotes aren't complicated, but they're sure as hell pathetic. Feel free to add more below 🤡