The forever-GFs are excited about getting ring pops now, fuck me sideways...

Danigirl_03 · 2020-12-23T11:02:59+00:00

Wow, he's living every LVM's dream. Does below the bare minimum and has a completely dense gf who will encourage it. Idk which one of them is less in touch with reality.

Melbournegeek · 2020-12-23T11:04:45+00:00

I don't think I have enough chocolate to deal with this post. I can't believe they are getting excited over that.

Espionagess · 2020-12-23T12:54:34+00:00

Imagine the absolute laugh he's having with his friends. Really breaks my heart for this girl. Girl he doesn't want you :(

crazykitten27 · 2020-12-23T13:32:53+00:00

Betcha he bought himself a ps5 that pulled this promise ring shit 🙄

Geocities_SEO_Expert · 2020-12-23T12:44:27+00:00

He can't possibly be too broke for a $20 sterling CZ ring from Target or Claire's. Even something as low effort and fake to start with as a "promise ring" is too much effort.

FluffandRainclouds · 2020-12-23T14:14:29+00:00

You can buy sterling silver or steel rings for $10 or $15 online. Give me a break.

Sewud · 2020-12-23T14:05:11+00:00

I feel like women have been sold the idea of love and the suffering that should supposedly come with it for so long that things like these are so normalized and seen as cute and goals. Men will do the bare bones minimum and be praised for it but women who demand more than that are seen as scourges of the earth. Make it make sense.

Mella_20 · 2020-12-23T14:38:46+00:00

Omg...

She's excited about the ring pop "for now". That means she is waiting until its okay to get a fucking promise ring. Not even an engagement ring. They will never get engaged.

vmuzondi · 2020-12-23T14:38:50+00:00

Can we let go of the concept of promise rings? I don’t see the point when there’s supposed to be a ring anyway. It’s just a waste of money and makes no sense outside of high school.

Wildestrose1988 · 2020-12-23T14:12:50+00:00

The name lol

Renrenchi · 2020-12-23T15:26:58+00:00

Well unless they are both 15...But if they are over 20 then uhhh

Pasdepromesses · 2020-12-23T15:32:38+00:00

Please tell me they're 15.

2020-12-23T16:15:47+00:00

It's so easyyy to be a guy these days. Buy a girl a candy ring for a few dollars and she'll be forever grateful 🙄

2020-12-23T15:49:02+00:00

Seriously, you could go to a low-end department store and buy a lab-created sapphire ring (blue, black, pink, or white) for $50, or on a good day as low as $10 on clearance. Get the $15 care plan and that comes with a resizing to make sure it fits her.

I mean - IF you absolutely need to buy a pRoMiSe RiNg as a grown man. But this is a humiliating substitute for an already humiliating concept.

thetruerealog · 2020-12-23T15:55:54+00:00

What is a promise ring? I'm assuming it's not a proposal ring? If it means what I think it means this is honestly pathetic. I mean gifting ring pops to your girlfriend is already pathetic jut it's like he's actively trying to lower the bar.

BBQCoolRanchQueen · 2020-12-23T16:22:43+00:00

I'm sick to death of the glorification of women being with lvm/nvm. We are not going to build a man. When these men, on a rare occasion, level theirselves up, they usually "trade up" because they don't respect a woman who'd date them at their worst. You're just there for them to mooch off of while they "find theirselves" and all the while searching for the one they really want.

NurseBubbleGum · 2020-12-23T15:34:37+00:00

I'll take a real diamond 🙋‍♀️

Beata1415 · 2020-12-23T17:39:09+00:00

Not funny

Sewud · 2020-12-23T17:47:19+00:00

Let's give them some credit. Promise rings aren't a thing so maybe they are in school just playing boyfriend and girlfriend.

Title	The forever-GFs are excited about getting ring pops now, fuck me sideways...
Author	AstridRavenGrae
Upvotes	99
Comments	31
Date	December 23, 2020 10:55 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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