This has to be satire...

NewGirl_WhoDis · 2020-07-02T13:00:33+00:00

Don't be shocked that some pickmeisha's wouldn't hesitate to match with him.

He seems like a slimy and filthy scrote through and through. Who TF would get wet for this?🤮🤮

modernmedusaa · 2020-07-02T13:06:37+00:00

This guy is probably responsible for at least 27 covid cases alone

HURRR DURRRR

WaveTheory1 · 2020-07-02T13:18:36+00:00

Look at how he’s grabbing the girl in his picture by her neck!! That alone is a HUGE red flag!

Cosmictears83 · 2020-07-02T13:18:43+00:00

I'm enraged by how he's holding her in that picture by the neck. Jfc. Some scrote must have done something to me in a past life.

lydia993 · 2020-07-02T12:57:36+00:00

He doesn’t even play the role of a douchebag right. He just sounds sad.

crazykitten27 · 2020-07-02T13:19:22+00:00

Ew don't even get me started on how disturbing that pic is!

AquaRetro · 2020-07-02T13:18:06+00:00

"handful of females". One of many tells.

ros-bos · 2020-07-02T13:59:12+00:00

His bio reeks of bitterness and insecurity.

He wants to pretend that not getting matches or having success is on HIS terms and not bc he’s a roided out douche who ain’t that cute 💅🏻

GlamorKiss · 2020-07-02T13:04:06+00:00

Why do some women write no hookups then will hookup anyway? They kinda ruin it. Not that writing no hookups is a good idea anyway.

I will hookup with a boyfriend after weeks of him investing and committing and getting to know him. My bfs in past have been ok with that

I have truly never hooked up with anyone because I require commitment and investment first, but I have always had good self control too

Lavender_flow · 2020-07-02T14:44:42+00:00

Why do pickme's get turned on by guys like this? Seriously. I agree, he is a douchebag, at least he is honest about it. That picture is so disturbing... I just can't with pickme's. I just can't.

chokeychokey · 2020-07-02T14:48:51+00:00

Of course he’s a web developer. Of course.

seraphinelysion · 2020-07-02T14:56:07+00:00

Kill it with fire.

Ahollowbullet-yet · 2020-07-02T15:08:13+00:00

LizardInFirst · 2020-07-02T15:38:10+00:00

This makes me about as wet as the Sahara. A man who actually respects me, treats me well, and helps out around the house, on the other hand... 🧐

Sage_Planter · 2020-07-02T15:56:49+00:00

That man is going to kill his wife one day.

gretchenlowell · 2020-07-02T14:23:12+00:00

I threw up in my mouth a little

blkchxrry · 2020-07-02T14:54:27+00:00

currently alternating between laughing and cringing. the lack of self awareness is too high

luvrofpeanutbutter · 2020-07-02T15:57:00+00:00

This has got to be a joke. I refuse to believe someone who thinks this is attractive actually exists🤮

Title	This has to be satire...
Author	InterestingMango0
Upvotes	51
Comments	28
Date	July 2, 2020 12:43 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/hjwb92/this_has_to_be_satire/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/this-has-to-be-satire.703990 https://theredarchive.com/post/703990

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