RUN ELON RUN!

cdn_herbivore_man · 2017-04-18T17:06:19+00:00

In a few years time, America will be faced with the shocking revelation that Elon Musk is actually an abusive asshole.

chronoic · 2017-04-18T17:24:03+00:00

Elon is the next victim, I dont feel bad for him. Hope she takes him for everythings hes got. Dumb people need a lesson, and what a good time to teach him by one of the best blood sucking woman in the world..

Itsalways451 · 2017-04-18T18:05:10+00:00

The real question is: how can you be so smart and so fucking impossibly dumb at the same time?

account4189 · 2017-04-18T18:51:43+00:00

i know this look. it's the thousand-cock stare.

Marque01 · 2017-04-18T16:49:35+00:00

Win win if you're a woman.

FINAL_BOSS_HD · 2017-04-18T18:40:20+00:00

LOL

You think he'll run? His past decisions show he'll dive right in

born_a_fire · 2017-04-18T19:24:13+00:00

How many times is this guy going to play marriage roulette? I'm surprised he has any money left for rockets and solar panels.

801735 · 2017-04-18T16:41:57+00:00

Love at first sight of the bank account number length. I mean dick, yes, his dick is like a billion! He's also out working all the time and when at home, kinda detached, immersed in his thoughts on how to tether Earth to Mars, thus proving, once and for all, that he loves her and wants to be with her all the time! She also understands that, just like that... what was her name again, that muesli 500mil for more than 5 years chick... Personification of loyalty towards the coughwalletcough, man.

gods_bones · 2017-04-18T17:14:20+00:00

No skin off my ass. If Elon Musk gets billions of your taxpayer dollars when he can't even launch a satellite without causing it to explode, why shouldnt Amber get a cut for spreading her legs? The money is just getting pissed away into ashes anyway.

Hirudin · 2017-04-18T19:48:54+00:00

Who needs to go to Mars anyway.

good_man_gone · 2017-04-18T16:58:21+00:00

This relationship/marriage will last as long as dear Amber derives some form of benefit out of it. Not a second longer.

Unless Elon sees this whole deal as a mutual beneficial businness transaction for pr reasons. If that is the case I think he maybe could've done better.

I totally get that for some people money isn't an issue anymore and has become irrelevant and its all about publicity and outer appearances.

So sticking it to Johnny {one of the worlds sexiest actors) is certainly some kind of half decent looking billionaires wet dream.

ohm_rice · 2017-04-18T17:04:54+00:00

What a waste of money.

silive · 2017-04-18T17:18:01+00:00

The market valuation for Tesla has surpassed the one of Ford lately. So the million dollar question is "Could Elon Musk buy something better?" Because he can certainly afford it. Plus, it'll be a great lesson for the men in couple of years when she divorce-rapes him. I say it's public service at its finest!

Zombocom1911 · 2017-04-18T19:28:44+00:00

What a fucking moron.

shoonx · 2017-04-18T19:45:42+00:00

Aaaaannnddd here comes the stagnation of the advancement of human Space exploration after she divorce rapes him. Fuggggggg

topshelg · 2017-04-18T20:53:02+00:00

If he Marries her than I hope to god that he gets f'd in the ass with a divorce. How can you be so stupid.

Goateeki · 2017-04-18T21:05:42+00:00

There could be a bit of a misconception about prenuptial agreements here. While it is possible to enforce one that gives very little to the non-earning spouse, and strongly favors the breadwinner, courts tend to go out of their way to help the litigant who would like it defeated. I'm not saying that they don't work, but a prenuptial agreement like the one I describe is not something to have complete confidence in. Prenuptial agreements exist, by and large, to approximate the division of assets that a court would make at given durations of marriage. Most of them are a way for the paying spouse to (hopefully) limit downside and avoid spending $2-3 million in legal and accounting fees. Similar to the liquidated damages concept. They generally don't have the effect of circumventing the (substantial) law that permits a non-earning, non-paying spouse some real measure of support after a marriage falls apart.

Amber Heard is a working actress and probably makes some kind of living (though I don't think I've ever seen a film that she's in), and if she does marry this guy and have his kids, she could easily make the case that she ended her acting career to have and raise Elon Musk's kids (assuming she does end it or go in some kind of 10 year hiatus). I don't think that she's the kid of actress that producers will have an interest in after 10 years off screen.

Think about that for a minute. Do you think that this woman would have kids for anyone but a very, very wealthy guy? Halt her career for it? Maybe the boy next door who really loves her and will always treat her well, right? Never. She doesn't even remember who the boy next door is anymore. As one very well-to-do female friend said of meeting her ex husband (and father of her children): "I wouldn't have given him a second look if he didn't have very, very significant prospects and that initial $1 million in the bank." She married the guy, bore his kids, and now has half his rather large fortune (that he made, and did not inherit).

Hypergamy as a law of nature is as real as the need for nourishment and shelter.

We all like Elon, but maybe IQ doesn't correspond at all to what most of us would call street smarts. Could she possibly be worth risking some large part of what he's built? Some days I think Elon is like the kid in high school who never kissed a girl and fell asleep fantasizing about the centerfold pinned to the back of his closet door. Isn't she still in her 20's? How could a girl in her 20's hold anything like a reciprocal conversation with a visionary like Musk? It's like he knows she's ignorant (by comparison) and she's going to be forever impressed by him coming home at night and talking about the future of hyperloop.

It would be funny if he's smart enough to get the better of her, though. That'd be a victory that would make me smile.

Sword-of-Ancestors · 2017-04-18T20:00:18+00:00

LOL - no more money for Mars colonization

TechNarcissist88 · 2017-04-18T20:03:43+00:00

What an idiot! Elon nooooooo

gringoloco80 · 2017-04-18T21:03:44+00:00

Men time and time again fall for it...it's timeless...

2017-04-18T21:49:12+00:00

Wow, that's one expensive hooker.

skoobled · 2017-04-18T21:59:26+00:00

She's like a Black Widow spider. How long did that take her? Less than a year

iamlikethewindbaby · 2017-04-18T22:42:13+00:00

Elon is just going to Paypal her the divorce settlement and then file a dispute 5 months later and get all his money back.

LetsGoAllTheWhey · 2017-04-18T21:44:57+00:00

His rush to colonize Mars makes so much sense now. "Wait for me honey. I'll be back in 20 years."

the_unseen_one · 2017-04-18T22:20:05+00:00

It's amazing how such intelligent and wealthy men can be so fucking stupid. And it'll be all his fault, because he should know better.

Way to fucking ruin your life and your company, Elon.

Indigo_Monkey · 2017-04-18T23:04:51+00:00

de ja vu

sukhoi_tractor · 2017-04-18T23:16:32+00:00

So she's been divorced for all of three months now, and been seeing Elon for how long?

Definitely marrying for love.../s

Herpnderp145 · 2017-04-18T23:20:33+00:00

Goodbye Tesla!

soullessgeth · 2017-04-18T23:34:52+00:00

what the fuck is wrong with these billionaire cucks...are they just trying to convince society they aren't gay...

redditrat99 · 2017-04-18T23:47:34+00:00

I see. That's why she manipulated johnny into a divorce.

Johnny was only a millionaire.

She wanted a billionaire.

MiG35ToW · 2017-04-18T23:47:45+00:00

Tesla shareholders vote to ban Amber Heard from Elon Musk's life.

CaughtInTheNet · 2017-04-19T02:44:43+00:00

May she destroy him. He should be setting an example but instead he's going to be a case study.

Trail_of_Jeers · 2017-04-19T05:17:10+00:00

Elon Musk proves that smarts do not make you rich.

Phixer7 · 2017-04-19T05:35:56+00:00

Pump and dump Elon , thats all the shes good for.

iwanttheblanketback · 2017-04-19T05:53:23+00:00

She's probably already counting her payout in her head.

Train_Guy91 · 2017-04-19T10:19:32+00:00

Seriously? She just ended one marriage, scored a bunch of cash, and is immediately willing to get tied down again? How does Elon not see the writing on the wall? God fucking damn it I hope south park takes this and runs it as Amber being some evil woman that Cartman will call "Smart and Funny" and then reveal her plans to sabotage people going to Mars. Would tie in with the current season perfectly.

kagetsuki23 · 2017-04-19T11:48:06+00:00

elon should do a vasectomy, he already have children. make these bitches believe they gonna get married, bang them hard then ditch them.

sadpandathrowaway76 · 2017-04-18T23:14:50+00:00

It makes sense... the RP paradigm manifested in high class environment.

Pre wall girl dates and marries badass famous alpha "chad" then dumps him and when wall approaches is seeking to "settle"*) with the ultimate beta bux.

*) settle down is of course temporary because at some point Elon will not be needed and maybe there will be some other better bux on the horizon to switch.

Luce_Bree · 2017-04-18T23:15:17+00:00

Oh GOD no. This could potentially have a direct impact on our technological future. Yikes.

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PM-ME-UR-THIGH-GAP · 2017-04-18T22:22:25+00:00

How can someone be so intuitive to run a multi-billion-dollar company, yet blindly marry a post-wall woman who has a history of divorce-raping other rich men?

Let him learn the hard way.

bobby8u · 2017-04-18T22:42:55+00:00

just finished his biography. I think he will continue to populate his earth with as many women as he finds time.

DoYouEvenRackPull · 2017-04-18T22:50:56+00:00

I remember thinking how hot she was in Pineapple Express. Looked her up and found out she's a lesbian. Cool how money and status changes sexuality.

voidwalker13 · 2017-04-18T23:04:26+00:00

Check out my latest post for a video that's definitely worth the watch

TaizWeb · 2017-04-18T23:12:51+00:00

There goes our future of space travel

thanks whores.

Mini_Bot · 2017-04-19T00:09:42+00:00

it has barely been 3 months... wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

sidel3 · 2017-04-19T02:33:18+00:00

Elon is a cuck. Nikola Tesla ftw.

dnbjarhead · 2017-04-19T05:06:32+00:00

oh god Johnny Depp is a drop in the bucket compared to Elon

Onkel_Adolf · 2017-04-19T05:59:10+00:00

She looks like the pretzel girl at the mall

Shnook82 · 2017-04-19T07:12:00+00:00

I'll give her credit for playing the long game. When the divorce papers come through in 10 or 15 years, I bet she'll be claiming Mars as part of the settlement.

gahj · 2017-04-19T14:00:01+00:00

You guys are just jealous! :>

soelc3 · 2017-04-19T19:27:55+00:00

Who cares about this dipshit CEO? Let him lose all his money.

apx24 · 2017-04-19T20:55:26+00:00

He could spend the rest of his life pumping and dumping. Why bother eating the same piece of meat when you can afford fresh meat daily. It baffles me.

If I was him I would get a vasectomy and pump and dump to my heart's (and penis's) desire.

ChillaManna · 2017-04-18T19:36:52+00:00

This is textbook: Elon invests his capital in the growth of mankind as he deems best. His ex-wife divorce raped him twice, feeling that she is more important than the collective scientific adventages Elon could make using the money for his companies. Well, NAWALT?

Wrong, he has a second one coming, third divorce rape.

lollipoopex · 2017-04-19T09:33:04+00:00

Every time I see a Tesla I will piss on it if he marries her.

sampson158 · 2017-04-19T15:32:49+00:00

Unlike us lowly thousandaire plebs, Musk is a multi billionare (not to state the obvious) his monies are all tied up in these companies. She'll have to sign a prenup that looks like a 1000 page legal brief, and He'll likely sign one too. It'll take their lawyers about 3 weeks to get them all lined out and compared before they get to sign them with 10 witnesses, a Notary public and a judge to stamp and file it all. It'll spell out exactly what she'll get in the event of the inevitable divorce, and what he's expected to pay etc etc. Then when the big D finally happens it'll all go back to court to be challenged and the lawyers will get paid huge sums of money again to make sure that it does. If he didnt do all this his stockholders would lose their minds!

Dont get me wrong it'll still happen eventually, but it wont be a bombshell, she'll get a lot, but it wont be half of his companies!

MGTOW_Monger · 2017-04-19T00:22:06+00:00

Zero shit.

Run really fast!

Sn0man79 · 2017-04-19T00:48:14+00:00

If he's dumb enough to marry that slut then he deserves the inevitable ass raping he gets when she divorces him too.

givecake · 2017-04-19T01:11:29+00:00

Let's stop following these kinds of stories, unless/until they come to a good end.

ScaryTown5000 · 2017-04-19T01:25:03+00:00

OH, ELON!

MiaaaAs · 2017-04-19T01:58:50+00:00

How does this happen in real life ? It's fucking Elon Musk it makes no sense. He can conclude we are probably a simulation but he's gonna marry the most obvious gold digger cunt on the planet after kardashian.

hardtostarboard2016 · 2017-04-19T03:12:34+00:00

elon is stupid however. he is a sucker for the women. it's a shame.

awalt_mgtow · 2017-04-19T09:51:09+00:00

What a grade A fuckwit.

boogalooshrimp1103 · 2017-04-19T12:11:45+00:00

He deserves everything he gets if he marries her

FreeManIsFrank · 2017-04-19T12:18:47+00:00

Nah, I don't feel sorry for Elon. He is the epitome of blue pill mangina. He accrued his wealth so he can have access to attractive golddiggers.

F0XHUNT3R · 2017-04-19T12:59:25+00:00

So this woman will take his money and slow down the progression of mankind. Awesome.

yellow_black · 2017-04-19T15:25:02+00:00

For fuck's sake, can someone please direct him here?!! Just show him the top 20 posts so that at least the dumb fuck knows what he's signing up to. Ugh!

RedFoxOnFire · 2017-04-19T15:33:15+00:00

Well, there goes cheaper renewable energy, and our space travel is set back 40 years.

raecarruth · 2017-04-19T18:35:16+00:00

Elon may be book smart but when it comes to interpersonal relationships this guy has the intelligence of a 3 month old.

BukM1 · 2017-04-19T19:11:17+00:00

It would be the best thing ever if this was the long con and Depp and musk were friends and knew exactly what they are doing, she gets dollar signs in her eyes over her new victim so doesn't challenge Depp or put up a big stink over the divorce terms for fear of it scaring away musk.

And then musk drops her like a stone.

wathon · 2017-04-19T02:25:29+00:00

They never learn.

jitsbay · 2017-04-18T19:04:28+00:00

As long as Elon has a solid pre-nup and is left with enough operating capital after the inevitable divorce to keep his projects going, that's good enough for me.

RUN ELON RUN!

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how can we reach elon? we have to come up with some way to send him messages.

Title	RUN ELON RUN!
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Date	April 18, 2017 4:40 PM UTC (9 years ago)
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