When "I IDENTIFY AS" backfires. Guys what would you identify as to stop this B.S ?

TheRealGgsjags · 2019-10-28T09:49:34+00:00

I identify as monarch. My pronouns are "your exellency" and if i raped someone it's fine cause i'm chosen by god and therefore above the law.

Curious_Oogway · 2019-10-28T11:12:18+00:00

I identify as 93.6 radio wave....and my pronoun is FM.

grundysolomon · 2019-10-28T10:01:38+00:00

I mean that’s a strong 6 year old...wait till he hit puberty...

Necrolet · 2019-10-28T11:29:24+00:00

Today I identify as a combat helicopter and tomorrow I'll identify as a rock so I can sleep all day.

46-61-62-53 · 2019-10-28T12:28:40+00:00

I identify as a certified commercial pilot, so you are a bigot for not letting me fly this 230 ton jet with 440 souls on board...

mgt0wmadnes · 2019-10-28T12:41:25+00:00

I identify as Sir Fag. If you miss gender me I’m triggered. But if you call me a fag I’m also triggered.

Thermotastic · 2019-10-28T12:50:30+00:00

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ClowntownDenisen1234 · 2019-10-28T12:31:59+00:00

I would identify as the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of Canada (pronouns 'Right' and 'Honourable'). My first order as supreme ruler of the high court would be to outlaw identifying as anything other than what you biologically present as.

RedCBR900 · 2019-10-28T10:58:06+00:00

ahah funny meme, crossfit lol

NickGapleas · 2019-10-28T15:53:59+00:00

I identify as black, my pronoun is the hard R n-word. If they call me by my pronoun they would be racist, if they don't they would be sexist.

11er33 · 2019-10-28T11:05:22+00:00

I identify as too sick of this bullshit?

banned_by_cucks · 2019-10-28T14:35:57+00:00

Doesn't CrossFit usually lead to poor form and injuries? Why not just teach them standard compound lifts?

Jabronskyi · 2019-10-28T13:20:40+00:00

I would identify as a winner. And my pronouns are 1st/place

frrigthsau · 2019-10-28T14:28:20+00:00

You are all not seeing the point; identity politics ONLY WORKS if you serve the women's goal \s

S_Umsted1 · 2019-10-28T15:16:18+00:00

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23ninjas911 · 2019-10-28T16:04:05+00:00

I identify as skinny :). I am translender. It feels so good to tell people!!

cakegaming85 · 2019-10-28T16:46:53+00:00

"Do you have a penis?"

"Yes."

"You're a dude."

Justinho69 · 2019-10-28T09:38:32+00:00

r/woooosh

LOIKDU · 2019-10-28T09:43:00+00:00

Man

Nuf said

tweak_failed_normie · 2019-10-28T13:12:19+00:00

It’s not a totally valid comparison because HRT does make transwomen a lot weaker. Even then, they still have an advantage on bio women (on average).

Still, who cares? Women’s sports are basically the Special Olympics handicap tier anyway. Except for maybe the UFC and tennis, nobody cares about women’s sports.

AuricCrusader · 2019-10-28T14:35:01+00:00

Is... is this Babylon bee?

Haidar_Rahim · 2019-10-28T15:14:48+00:00

Bill Gates and take all of him money

[deleted] · 2019-10-28T15:23:10+00:00

That girl is lifting a 45 lb bar. That's actually pretty impressive.

GenOliverV · 2019-10-28T16:29:08+00:00

r/atetheonion

jacketguy · 2019-10-28T16:53:03+00:00

i identify as guile from street fighter

bfte2 · 2019-10-28T12:53:08+00:00

Brilliant.

_ImS_ · 2019-10-28T14:33:59+00:00

I identify as a Stand. Star Platinum.

BadDad01234 · 2019-10-28T15:24:07+00:00

yotsmungand90 · 2019-10-28T15:46:15+00:00

Poor baby needs attention aw :3

Harzul · 2019-10-28T15:49:18+00:00

Use their bullshit against them. Take over everything lmfao.

threshing_overmind · 2019-10-28T16:01:52+00:00

this is a real article i know because i was his pit sweat

verhovniPan · 2019-10-28T16:59:08+00:00

I think its hilarious

allgood20991 · 2019-10-29T09:29:05+00:00

u/Joshua107 lets identify as his manager

Lost_Hamster · 2019-10-28T11:01:08+00:00

I would identify as some new plague we haven’t built an immunity to. That should clean up the problem.

Zilo88 · 2019-10-28T13:43:48+00:00

Funny. Not so funny when he identifies as twelve to make it okay to molest twelve year olds.

areq13 · 2019-10-28T16:05:13+00:00

This trans trend is going to be DESTROYED if you guys ever discover a second joke.

Jeftowitzen · 2019-10-28T16:33:50+00:00

You all understand that this is satire, right?

Franken_Stiner · 2019-10-28T16:41:56+00:00

I’m gender fluid so I can feel any of the thousand genders at any given moment.

If I ever get convicted of a federal crime I’m sure I’ll be feeling like a female. It definitely will have nothing to do with being sentenced to 63% less prison time than men 😏

appolo11 · 2019-10-28T16:57:18+00:00

Give him the medal. Until women stand up and do something, which they have completely refused to do, those chickens are going to come home to roost!

Ninjox · 2019-10-28T17:35:21+00:00

I laughed and then continued to giggle for way longer than I should have.

pedroexel · 2019-10-28T17:40:46+00:00

I identify myself as a fetus and i'm pro abortion, so please somebody kill me

Joehockey1990 · 2019-10-28T17:44:33+00:00

LMFAO like the trans dude that was kicking girls asses in the mma a few years ago.

pn1159 · 2019-10-28T18:06:14+00:00

If I identify as "The guy you give all your money to" would everyone give me their money?

DaoistWaywardMoon · 2019-10-28T18:15:01+00:00

I identify as an immortal cultivator, you must remember to always refer to me as Dao lord or I shall exterminate you with impunity for I am above mortal laws.

ifrankenstein · 2019-10-28T18:19:50+00:00

I identify as a woman. Can I have your money? No dick, tho.

RisingSun64 · 2019-10-28T18:33:03+00:00

Why the fuck are little kids doing exercise with heavy weights? Isn't that very bad for their bone and muscle growth since they're developing? That angers me more than the identity horseshit. Bad parents living through their kids again. Light exercise is fine and healthy, but weights?!

ZenYourOwnWay · 2019-10-28T18:33:19+00:00

I identify as a Man. The bullshit will roll on no matter what. The only way to win is not to play.

billmurri · 2019-10-28T18:43:55+00:00

I'm a straight man, but if I ever launch a business I'd be tempted to identify as a lesbian woman. Then I can claim the company to be both LGBTQ and woman founded.

nice_n_sleazy · 2019-10-28T18:46:18+00:00

Pretty underdeveloped for a girl this age

MyFatThumb · 2019-10-28T19:02:07+00:00

I identify as a diety. My pronouns are thee and thou.

TheManWithGiantBalls · 2019-10-28T19:17:04+00:00

Farcical self identifications are easy to shrug off and portray you as salty.

Hit them where it hurts.

Identify as a woman when you are applying for car insurance since women get lower rates than men.

Identify as a gay black of indiscriminate sex on college applications to acquire a whole host of grants, benefits, and increase your chances of getting in based on affirmative action.

Same goes for business applications.

Identify as female before your 18th birthday so that you can choose to vote without having to sign a Social Service card. Men have to agree to die to have the right to vote. Women do not. You'll see how quick this shit will change with no prospect of a standing army.

Another good aspect of identifying as female before your 18th birthday is that should you get involved in a lesbian relationship and your girlfriend gets pregnant, you will have as much of a right to choose parenthood as her. Currently, women have 3 options to absolve themselves of all legal, moral, financial, and social responsibility of children they do not want. Abortion, surrendering the child for adoption without notifying the father, and surrendering the child under Safe Haven laws and walk away from all responsibility and obligation. Women cannot be forced or coerced into parenthood but are legally allowed to force men into financing their reproductive choices.

Self identifying to abuse the system in legal ways which puts the spotlight on just how damn good women have it is a great way to get this self identifying nonsense tossed out with the trash.

chriskela · 2019-10-28T19:18:59+00:00

I would identify with a pregnant woman. Bow !

caseless45 · 2019-10-28T19:31:41+00:00

I would identify as royalty and see who blinks first.

LaserDude707 · 2019-10-28T19:39:00+00:00

This is a fake article

mandelbrotrainbows · 2019-10-28T19:42:14+00:00

Okay so you're definitely taking a nice sizeable chomp out of an onion here

analogic-microwave · 2019-10-28T20:20:58+00:00

Let's just pray that the dude is not a pedo and is just mentally ill or pretending to be.

[deleted] · 2019-10-28T20:32:52+00:00

Crossrit is dumb.

Crossfit for kids is the dumbest thing ever and will screw their boddies for life.

Labyrinth2_0 · 2019-10-28T20:37:42+00:00

Plot twist, this is a live action movie based on an anime where the guy is actually six years old with the body of a grown muscular man

WalkingThinker53 · 2019-10-28T21:13:05+00:00

I identify as a Sane and Rational Adult Male with a Built-in Bullshit Detector...IMHO...

WalkingThinker53 · 2019-10-28T21:18:11+00:00

I identify as a Sane and Rational Adult Male with a Built-in Bullshit Detector...IMHO...

itsetuhoinen · 2019-10-28T21:25:48+00:00

https://babylonbee.com/news/motorcycle-that-identifies-as-bicycle-sets-world-cycling-record

Yeah, it's satire. For now... ;)

Dragon9820 · 2019-10-28T21:36:23+00:00

Lol funny picture & I bet the boy thinking wtf or what the hell what is he doing here & lol if I choose to I will use TFM's idea & if I choose to by using SJWs/npcs & feminists logic & their weapons against them & identified myself as a proud presented masculine transgender lesbian.

To quote TFM if you want to survive in clown world & if you want to survive in feminism world you need to out crazy the crazy. & I don't know if there are any mgtow otakus & any mgtow weebs in this sub reddit or am I really alone/am I really only one but.

Yes I admit it that I'm a otaku,I'm a gamer,I'm a final fantasy fan/huge fan aka final fantasy nerd,I'm a hentai fan,I love hentai both vr & non-vr & I love hentai stuff too. I have favorite games from Soyny to Nintendo to Microsoft to pc to console to handheld.

& yes despite that I'm a mgtow myself I admit it that I have favorite female characters in gaming,anime & manga even though I have favorite male characters in gaming,anime & manga too as well. & yes 2 of my favorite youtubers are TFM & RGE & lol don't worry I'm already sub to TFM & RGE both on YouTube & bitchute :).

John_M128 · 2019-10-28T22:42:17+00:00

Perhaps the kids have somebody to look up to.

Rafique678 · 2019-10-29T00:21:50+00:00

female model.. time to do some girl on girl

Soldierbosh · 2019-10-29T00:28:20+00:00

Crushing. Little dude gotta up his reps man.

Coryfdw200 · 2019-10-29T02:11:20+00:00

I used to be able to tell if a story was from the onion just by reading the headline I really miss being able to do that

Krazykid636 · 2019-10-29T02:35:18+00:00

This is going to trend real quickly

theSilentNerd · 2019-10-29T04:00:21+00:00

I identify myself as a dovahkiin, slayer of dragons, trolls and undead.

Kalamir1 · 2019-10-29T12:55:00+00:00

Someone at the onion hard

manwithflashlight · 2019-10-29T15:23:32+00:00

As a school shooter.

BigBlackAmerican · 2019-10-28T19:46:10+00:00

i can see joe rogan blowing his fuse as he reads this

GameOfThrowsnz · 2019-10-28T20:22:07+00:00

I identify as a human being with empathy. Seems like a foreign concept, I know.

2019-10-28T15:57:35+00:00

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Title	When "I IDENTIFY AS" backfires. Guys what would you identify as to stop this B.S ?
Author	Ilovepuppup
Upvotes	1771
Comments	146
Date	October 28, 2019 9:16 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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