Ooookay?

Ultramegasaurus · 2015-05-26T15:39:41+00:00

Grew some balls, defended myself, landed in jail and am considered a monster. Any other tips?

The_Natty_King · 2015-05-26T15:33:00+00:00

"Grow some balls"...Oh, right! But don't defend yourself or leave the person, that would constitute physical and emotional abuse. You could go to a shelter for male victims...if there was any.

InBaggingArea · 2015-05-26T16:00:19+00:00

In rare outburst, person without balls tells persons with balls to "grow some balls".

EyeRedditDaily · 2015-05-26T15:27:02+00:00

What if I want to grow my balls dishonestly?

booszhius · 2015-05-26T15:33:01+00:00

Wait, wait, wait...gimme a sec. All I gotta do is spontaneously generate complex reproductive glandular tissue and that will alleviate any other pain and suffering I may have experienced at the hands of a domestic partner? Let me get right on that.

if youre a female victim of domestic abuse all i have to say is grow some ovaries honestly

What is good for the gander is good for the goose.

niggelprease · 2015-05-26T15:20:49+00:00

Already have balls, didn't help. Maybe she wants me to grow them so large that I can shield myself with them.

/not an actual victim of domestic abuse

Blutarg · 2015-05-26T18:07:14+00:00

Feminism sure has made things better, hasn't it?

Humankeg · 2015-05-26T18:34:47+00:00

This is honestly sound advice, but it is sound advice for both men and women. If you are in an abusive relationship, you do need to be strong and leave. Simple as that.

Yes I understand in extreme situations one of the persons can feel as they are trapped and held hostage in the relationship, but those are far and few between.

Also would like to point out that I am very well aware of the fact that the person that posted this Tweet is probably just referring to males and does not consider men to be as important as women.

Drewbus · 2015-05-26T19:45:37+00:00

If you're a male victim of domestic abuse and you haven't grown some balls, get a physical. There's a good chance that you're a woman and your domestic violence will now be treated seriously.

Source: had a physical, they treated me as a man cause I have balls. And they said women don't have balls. They have ovaries.

I should probably post this to /r/YouShouldKnow

I didn't realize 5 people didn't know this and had to retweet while 2 people needed to put it as one of their "favorites"

2015-05-26T20:08:39+00:00

I'd say the more sound advice would be to grow ovaries, that way somebody might give a fuck.

jostler57 · 2015-05-26T19:39:33+00:00

Ooooh, I get it - it's written in code, and I've cracked the code! Here's the code, and then after, what it decrypts into:

grow = video record everything

some balls = get away from the situation

honestly = and call the cops

"If you're a male victim of domestic abuse, all I have to say is video record everything, get away from the situation, and call the cops."

alclarkey · 2015-05-26T21:14:17+00:00

Grow some balls and defend ourselves? Lay the law down? Because the police and the judicial system love when men do that...

SheepInWolvesClothin · 2015-05-26T19:09:11+00:00

As a man who's been a victim of DV.... This is a post by an uninfluential nobody. You've probably given this tweet more views than the one who wrote it

L0gic1o1 · 2015-05-26T19:23:19+00:00

'Male privilege'

warspite88 · 2015-05-26T21:09:44+00:00

these sorts of messages are gold. because they show just how full of misandry our culture is. that the feminists, media, church... you name it, nobody but the MRA is vocal to denounce this kind of misandry. in fact my guess is most of those church goers, media, feminists wholeheartedly AGREE with the offending message.

that is how disgusting our culture is and how deep misandry runs

garglemesh42 · 2015-05-26T23:47:57+00:00

Fellow shitlords, we must fight to get Federal funding for ballz-growing research and how to solve the whatever-you-do-you're-an-evil-wife-beater paradox.

/s

TacoNinjaSkills · 2015-05-26T20:42:24+00:00

Confucius say, "Baseball all wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk."

On a serious note, Holy double standard Batman! Imagine the reactions if this was gender swapped.

-er · 2015-05-26T21:00:39+00:00

The ability to grow some balls. That's just one more male privilege, right?

rbrockway · 2015-05-27T00:56:56+00:00

Gender shaming.

Folsomdsf · 2015-05-26T20:35:26+00:00

You heard em folks, go beat a woman if she hits you. Make sure the bitch goes to the hospital.

SCROTAL-SACK · 2015-05-26T20:00:05+00:00

Grow some balls? So then I'd have 2 sets of balls hanging between my legs? Then I presume with these two sets of balls I could use them like soap in a sock to beat down my attacker. Interdasting..

windkirby · 2015-05-26T20:58:03+00:00

When I see some feminist statements I play a fun game of reversing the genders and seeing how offensive their "neutrality" becomes in a popular context.

"if you're a female victim of domestic abuse all I have to say is grow some balls honestly"

This person's statement seems to be neither neutral nor feminist but it's still fun to try.

Giorria_Dubh · 2015-05-27T01:46:15+00:00

At least he's honest about it. Most of the guys saying this stuff hide behind things like "but men are stronger than women" etc.

SigmundFloyd76 · 2015-05-27T09:59:51+00:00

Oh, So I was supposed to Ray Rice my Wife? Because that didn't go over too well.

There are a million worse things you can do to a person than hit them.

2015-05-27T05:38:24+00:00

fuck you

Title	Ooookay?
Author	Sal_the_Truckdriver
Upvotes	389
Comments	53
Date	May 26, 2015 2:30 PM UTC (11 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MensRights
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MensRights/comments/37by1m/ooookay/
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