Don't date this chick

RainyReese · 2017-05-16T20:57:15+00:00

Well deserved response.

stabsthedrama · 2017-05-17T01:44:45+00:00

If you can't handle me at my beardiest, you don't deserve me at my baldiest.

mimic42100 · 2017-05-16T21:14:01+00:00

I laughed at both

AlcoholicSmurf · 2017-05-17T01:40:51+00:00

Honestly, I see both as somewhat good advice.

cptginyu · 2017-05-17T01:37:40+00:00

It's a great response, but both statements are true.

JessaHannahBluebel · 2017-05-17T04:41:59+00:00

Don't worry, I would never date a guy who was stupid enough to actually think I had gold eyelids.

3classy5me · 2017-05-17T05:30:52+00:00

Uh isn't she making fun of the "take her swimming" trend thats been around for a couple months now?

She's doing satire and someone just spits back the original statement. How is that a sick burn?

appropriate-username · 2017-05-17T04:40:20+00:00

What does this have to do with this sub?

JanMichaelVincent16 · 2017-05-17T03:11:09+00:00

Oh please, everyone looks like Peewee Herman immediately after they've shaved, especially if the beard is thick.

furtivepigmyso · 2017-05-17T03:42:55+00:00

I honestly don't think the original comment was all that bad in this instance. And it was quite funny.

blackpharaoh69 · 2017-05-17T05:09:57+00:00

The guy responding looks fat and uses his beard as a fake jaw line

somerandomguy02 · 2017-05-17T01:06:29+00:00

Whatever, it's a joke. I've seen both posted around. What a bunch of whiny little pussies on this sub.

KR_Blade · 2017-05-16T21:17:28+00:00

i think this chick needs to go to the hospital right away, cause she is gonna need some serious medical attention for that burn she just got

sheeeeeez · 2017-05-17T06:58:06+00:00

That guy who commented looks like a typical edge Lord

PM_ME_YOUR_JAYJAY · 2017-05-17T03:07:46+00:00

And look how much make up/filter she has on her profile picture.

Wec25 · 2017-05-17T00:30:09+00:00

What's wrong with peewee? :(

SlightlyAmbiguous · 2017-05-17T03:07:08+00:00

That dude is literally a walking breathing neckbeard stereotype. Is this just a good example of this sub community

Lissarie · 2017-05-17T09:53:12+00:00

Both are valid really - my fella is WAY hotter to me with his beard. I'm sure there are men who prefer their partner when she's made up. For me, the problem is when one partner tries to force the other or when someone gets abusive about it.

sprucedswatch · 2017-05-17T06:10:53+00:00

this dude is as basic af, evidently just like your average redditor. of course i would never not expect redditors to be casually transphobic

MLowry · 2017-05-17T04:07:04+00:00

Are beards make up for men?

AlastarHickey · 2017-05-17T05:15:39+00:00

I loved Jim Norton's latest stand up bit. I'm paraphrasing but he acknowledges his love for trans women and then bashes Caitlyn for being ugly as fuck. Which she is.

ZK686 · 2017-05-17T02:28:55+00:00

Something tells me dude would date anything he can...

Terminal-Psychosis · 2017-05-17T04:24:41+00:00

A decent beard is a testament to testosterone.

Fully natural. 100% man.

Makeup is like a dude picking up chicks in a rented Porsche.

Fun for a weekend.

PrcrsturbationNation · 2017-05-17T02:56:17+00:00

I think you meant Chloe Kardashian.

Temperfuelmma · 2017-05-17T05:28:51+00:00

She looks like a makeup put on some human 😂

fjw · 2017-05-17T05:56:19+00:00

Don't date a superhero until you see him without his powers. You think you landed Superman until BOOM Peter Parker.

Stir-The-Pot · 2017-05-17T06:17:18+00:00

This made me wonder what I look like without my beard...it's been years since I've been completely clean shaven.

SableShrike · 2017-05-17T06:54:03+00:00

This is my problem dating in the UK. Someone seems to have told girls the dragqueen look is in, as their makeup is so heavy you can't even see their underlying skin tone. And don't even get me started on the fake tanning in a country that hardly ever gets sun! You'd look so much prettier with less, ladies!

Saul_Panzer_NY · 2017-05-17T15:34:03+00:00

Angelina Jolie is ugly and knows it. Jennifer Aniston just does those lotion, dry eyes, and vitamin water commercials so every time Brad and Angelina and all their kids watched TV they'd see how pretty she still is and feel all awkward. Fucking Nivea was on every commercial break for years. She didn't need that money. Angelina's laying up there healing from her boob removal trying to watch some National Geographic channel about refugees and Jenn is on every six minutes talking about how her skin is so smooth she feels like running around naked all the time. "You had this, Brad. Now you fighting over all those kids and your ho looks like Skeletor with less boobs. How'd that work out for y'all?"

That's genius level r/pettyrevenge .

dnz001 · 2017-05-17T03:27:03+00:00

Dude with no chance sounding off on this chick for her looks.

1trueFan · 2017-05-17T04:12:50+00:00

I agree them both.

physalisx · 2017-05-17T09:18:10+00:00

God this sub is so cringey and pathetic.

SincSohum · 2017-05-17T04:03:51+00:00

Lol or you can judge a guy on his character and how he treats you but I guess self respect is overrated to these bimbos.

aidai · 2017-05-17T09:12:33+00:00

misogynist

MadPilotMurdock · 2017-05-17T03:04:30+00:00

Yea, but did he have to drag gender politics into it? I feel like it gives people an excuse to shit on him when his response is pretty great.

chambertlo · 2017-05-17T03:12:48+00:00

Holy shit.

IEatAnyAss · 2017-05-17T04:32:24+00:00

Haha it's sort of true for me, I don't have a beard but I keep heavy stubble because I don't look "right" clean-shaven.

cmanioni · 2017-05-17T04:45:05+00:00

This girl is just a dumbsuck

yudhamica17 · 2017-05-17T05:39:05+00:00

Fking get REKT

binturbara · 2017-05-17T06:21:40+00:00

Hello fellow Reddit-users. Relax, have a good time. It's just a bit of a meme.

Sex-With-A-Ghost · 2017-05-17T07:14:23+00:00

Caitlyn Jenner? I think she would look more like this without makeup. https://imgur.com/sdKgK

Tiberius51 · 2017-05-17T07:16:34+00:00

Who else feels old as fuck reading explanations to people who don't know Pee Wee?

doctorpotterwho · 2017-05-17T08:06:40+00:00

r/choosingbeggars

Great-Band-Name · 2017-05-17T10:28:07+00:00

Why would anyone see me without my beard?

GPrime85 · 2017-05-17T11:50:03+00:00

Stunning and brave.

Reality_Facade · 2017-05-17T11:56:07+00:00

It infuriates me that this type of comment about a man is humorous and perfectly acceptable but the same kind of comment about a woman is crass and uncalled for.

ChupacabraPlus · 2017-05-17T17:19:33+00:00

Beard bois are so sensitive about their facial decoration. I thought it was supposed to make you more manly or something, not make you a weepy little bitch?

Who gives a shit if people think it makes you look goofy? Be a man, move on with your life and stand by your own choices. Since when do "real men" care so much about what other people think about their little fashion choices?

Or maybe it bothers you because deep inside you know your only claim at being a man is the pubes on your chin.

CuckFuckMcPuck · 2017-05-17T17:53:51+00:00

JESUS FUCK

HE REKT THAT BITCH

Well done, sir. Tips Hat

Izinyoka · 2017-05-19T15:48:58+00:00

Her post is quite funny though...

OnthewingsofKek · 2017-05-16T23:28:04+00:00

Savage

jedijesus · 2017-05-17T04:46:23+00:00

Savage

jacksawbridge · 2017-05-17T05:09:37+00:00

But almost everyone looks different and more "peewee Herman"-esque if they shave. This just means people have unrealistic expectations.

Hexi_Nova · 2017-05-17T07:04:57+00:00

I dated a girl who looked like she had nice tits and when I took her bra off... nothing. Her bra had to have at least an inch of padding. Felt so betrayed.

That's also the day I learned Victoria's Secret is making small boobs look like normal boobs.

Bladeknight · 2017-05-17T07:17:34+00:00

Angelina Jolie???? I see no reason to date her LMAO.

kravguy · 2017-05-17T07:28:24+00:00

Comment posted Just Now

$1,000,000,000 he deleted it immediately after screencapping.

jilsx · 2017-05-17T07:37:30+00:00

Won't be plenty of fish then...

SteerTheElephant · 2017-05-17T07:59:34+00:00

I can't grow more than ~50 actual hairs on my face besides eyelashes and bs. I'm 26. Should I just give up? Get a job working from home and be a neckbeard? Wait fuck I can't even do that. The Jenner thing gives me some ideas tho

reddit-name-asdfsdsf · 2017-05-17T08:32:33+00:00

Don't date a man with a beard Don't date a man Don't date Don't

2oonhed · 2017-05-17T09:52:36+00:00

bazinga

piewifferr · 2017-05-17T10:33:05+00:00

She isn't wrong though. Why date someone you're not attracted to in reality.

Baby_SpaceWizard · 2017-05-17T10:57:33+00:00

...Caitlyn Jenner is hot tho...

AusGeno · 2017-05-17T11:02:18+00:00

I bet the dude who replied be looking exactly like Pee Wee if he didn't have that beard tho.

Talexis · 2017-05-17T11:41:48+00:00

What the fuck is wrong with peewee Herman dude is a boss

Bejeweled_Bird · 2017-05-17T11:42:56+00:00

I gotta agree with her, I mean think about it: That means shes dating someone willing to shave off his beard. What kind of bearded man is that?!

odarkshineo · 2017-05-17T11:54:30+00:00

If she used that same analogy, but referenced William T. Riker instead, YOU MARRY THAT GIRL.

Ianach · 2017-05-17T12:03:13+00:00

irontoaster · 2017-05-17T12:12:44+00:00

This reminds me of an old comic from Mad Magazine. Couldn't find it on Google.

Ajinho · 2017-05-17T12:33:02+00:00

So... "I'm not sure if I want to date you or not. Please shave off your beard before I decide"?

dwojc6 · 2017-05-17T12:48:47+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/beards/comments/5nddkk/in_response_to_the_peewee_herman_beard_comparison/?st=J2SZGWZW&sh=b2a0da72

CrowFromHeaven · 2017-05-17T12:59:14+00:00

It's sad seeing a sub living by posting the same 10 stuff every week.

wallace321 · 2017-05-17T13:28:18+00:00

I think it's somewhat of a pass. It's apparently totally cool to have a laugh at Paul Reuben's expense based on his looks, but it's a fucking hate crime to say anything bad about Caitlyn Jenner.

MadPilotMurdock · 2017-05-17T14:00:03+00:00

👌

normale_man · 2017-05-17T14:18:54+00:00

Both seem plausible

bryanrobh · 2017-05-17T15:08:48+00:00

I am betting her response was along the lines of fuck you

serial_crusher · 2017-05-17T16:15:22+00:00

Funny thing is his statement isn't as picky. Girls remove and replace makeup on a daily basis, but it takes weeks or months to grow back your beard.

THETRUMPTRUTHTRAIN · 2017-05-17T01:07:00+00:00

Fucking spicy !!

Galaxine · 2017-05-17T06:15:22+00:00

I have no idea what my husband looks like without a beard. That bitch is fucking nuts. I don't wear makeup what he saw is what he got.

thenefilim · 2017-05-17T14:37:21+00:00

Hahahahhahahahhahaha

Penguinjoe77 · 2023-08-15T02:53:19+00:00

RIP Peewee

Toasted_Bagels_R_Gud · 2017-05-17T05:03:32+00:00

I agreed until I realized it said DATE and not HATE.

BigBroSlim · 2017-05-17T06:32:04+00:00

She's right though.

TheGoosest · 2017-05-17T11:30:32+00:00

This is the third time I've seen this reposted here and it still isn't funny

ChupacabraPlus · 2017-05-16T22:00:46+00:00

Beards are gay. What are you hiding?

Don't date this chick

Comments

Needs to be first thing in the line.

YOU MANIAC

HE REKT THAT BITCH

Title	Don't date this chick
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