It's only fair

ScrewSnow · 2018-12-19T18:37:15+00:00

I’ve never understood why people post shit like this.

If he hits all your checks (attractive enough, similar interests, compatibility, etc) but not your height requirement, do you pass him by? Or is the only requirement over 6 foot?

pineapple_tiddy · 2018-12-19T18:38:18+00:00

Well she said 5’ 11” so I’d say the elephant gun should come out if she’s over 140

SweetGeorgiaJam · 2018-12-19T18:37:27+00:00

Facebook comments on a twitter post had me thinking I had a mini stroke.

oddly_insightful · 2018-12-19T17:55:18+00:00

Was not expecting that from someone named Kaitlyn.

evesea · 2018-12-19T19:22:37+00:00

Her photo totally isn't photoshopped or anything.

Kryptosis · 2018-12-20T01:18:28+00:00

Ah yes the shallow thot's mating call. Observe as she spits in the face of a solid portion of the population in a blatant attempt to attract her idealistic mate. Little does she know she lacks the basic requirements to attract such a mate. It's only a matter of time until she gives up on maintaining her self and pursues a life of gluttony and victimhood.

hockeyboi · 2018-12-19T23:29:43+00:00

6’2 checking in.

Difference between me and a 5’11 guy is negligible, unless we’re are standing side by side in a way you can compare the heights.

I get that women are biologically drawn to taller guys. I don’t get why they would come on social media and start lambasting anyone shorter than 5’11.

If a dude went on social media lambasting women over 140 lbs, everyone would lose their minds.

elloman13 · 2018-12-20T05:50:12+00:00

Fuck as a 5'7 guy I let this shit get to my head too much.

RDR911 · 2018-12-19T20:19:42+00:00

Jesus Christ the eyes in her photo are gonna give me nightmares....

BiggerFrenchie · 2018-12-19T21:50:42+00:00

200lbs?? That’s a huge woman!

If they’re eradicating at 5’11 you need to begin poaching at 130lbs.

SaucyVagrant · 2018-12-19T19:38:55+00:00

Get my Bush hat, my martini Henry. I'm going to explore the unknown.

Toshokan-in · 2018-12-19T21:58:02+00:00

It doesn’t help her case that she’s ugly.

ybeaver7 · 2018-12-19T18:40:58+00:00

*girls over 145

maybe_bass · 2018-12-19T19:51:51+00:00

Is a 300. Magnum an elephant gun?

Duthos · 2018-12-19T21:16:19+00:00

Shoulda gone with harpoon

noiradle · 2018-12-19T20:54:39+00:00

least my life isn’t practically over the moment i hit my mid 30s, thot

spawzing · 2018-12-19T18:21:17+00:00

itsdanishh · 2018-12-19T20:39:58+00:00

Boy does she live up to her name

making-it-count · 2018-12-19T23:38:45+00:00

What's the average height of males? Wouldn't this rule mean that most men get Raid sprayed?

Cybralisk · 2018-12-19T22:50:59+00:00

That girl isn't even that attractive and she looks like she has 10 pounds of makeup on her face.

oh_no_aliens · 2018-12-20T00:41:06+00:00

Bitch has the nerve to say that fat bitches"can't help their condition" yet short guys can buy taller shoes??

Raistrose · 2018-12-20T21:57:53+00:00

Get your HARPOONS ready lads, there's a 300 pounder on the way!

nmagod · 2018-12-20T02:59:32+00:00

https://twitter.com/zakadeIic/status/1075537037657292800

She got exactly what was coming to her.

dates_juice · 2018-12-20T08:17:51+00:00

That is so retarded. 5'10" is 177 cm That is the average height in in many countries including America

dimanuruiz · 2018-12-20T12:58:38+00:00

Man The harpoons

thwml · 2018-12-21T06:51:01+00:00

>Elephant rifles

I prefer harpoons...

not_c_____ · 2018-12-22T08:54:17+00:00

5'11 is a decent height. Wtf is wrong with 5'11?

JayCintheUsa · 2018-12-19T20:37:24+00:00

Look at how far apart her eyes are.

She looks like a walleyed pike that's been trapped in a tanning booth

GreenTeaOnMyDesk · 2018-12-19T19:16:01+00:00

More than 120 lbs

FTFY

YesAllAfros · 2018-12-19T23:06:04+00:00

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helpmeiaminhell93 · 2018-12-19T23:35:06+00:00

Skag

SmilingSkitty · 2018-12-20T05:19:39+00:00

My fiance and I are the same height and weight. It's awesome. We're both athletic, I can look him in the eye without craning my neck up, we fit together nicely...5"8 is a grand time. I couldn't stand to be with someone over 6"... I hate people looming over me

TrizzyG · 2018-12-20T08:37:12+00:00

200lb? I'd limit it at like 170 personally

PJ_Ammas · 2018-12-19T18:23:30+00:00

Uhhh does she mean Mace or am I missing something? Because I don't think you're allowed to spray anyone with insect poison.

UdenVranks · 2018-12-24T13:36:42+00:00

I’d love to see her actually try this. Short guys have lived a very scrappy life lol. I wouldn’t push them too hard. They might just smack the shit out of you and post it here lol

jotono11 · 2018-12-26T15:40:51+00:00

Well her profile name suits her

jvfranco · 2018-12-19T19:20:44+00:00

If a girl is over 110 lbs, she's as fat as a cow.

dben89x · 2018-12-19T19:11:25+00:00

Username checks out

frankmarlowe · 2018-12-19T23:25:07+00:00

r/madlads

StarkweatherRoadTrip · 2018-12-19T23:58:56+00:00

Oops honey I'm sorry I sprayed you, you look like a man from way up here.

melonangie · 2018-12-20T00:35:42+00:00

You misogynist ignorants need to use a whale harpoon!

Cthula-Hoops · 2018-12-20T04:27:07+00:00

I would love to see what happens to somebody getting shot with a .700 Nitro Express.

AngelicWaffle · 2019-02-15T07:28:55+00:00

starts shit

shit flies back

HErE WE gO

bigdaddypimpilicious · 2018-12-20T01:23:09+00:00

I hope she is used like a dirty cum rag by tall guys and ends up all alone in the end.

ImmortalBadger88 · 2018-12-19T19:52:48+00:00

5 foot 11 is the average height of an American man though....?

realstekcor · 2018-12-20T01:44:45+00:00

Where is this Kaitlyn

mischievous44 · 2019-01-04T18:16:37+00:00

I’d honestly prefer a harpoon

electronichronic44 · 2019-01-04T22:41:01+00:00

Women want to feel like lolis. Change my mind

Sabrowsky · 2019-01-05T02:17:01+00:00

r/murderedbywords material

AngelicWaffle · 2019-01-08T06:48:53+00:00

Shoveling shit over a wall and not expecting for it to come back

Ironwarrior29 · 2019-02-07T00:49:03+00:00

The dude going "here we go", has clearly seen shit before.

QDrum · 2019-04-04T19:38:43+00:00

Username checks out

2018-12-20T06:16:34+00:00

Women are stupid. Its a fact, look it up.

DepressedStrawberry · 2018-12-19T23:45:15+00:00

As a 6 foot 4 guy I must say...

Some people would rather date 15 year olds than 30 year olds.

(Because I'm 15 and I know many 30 year olds that are under 6 feet)

GoMake_me_a_sandwich · 2018-12-20T03:42:08+00:00

You mean over 160lbs

BeepShow · 2018-12-19T20:51:32+00:00

This subreddit is the new incels isnt it

zilolis · 2018-12-19T20:37:59+00:00

Considering the username, I'd say he/she is trolling. I mean come on, the profile pic is even sideways lülz

idontcareifyouburyme · 2018-12-19T21:37:48+00:00

Obviously, this lady is a huge bitch. But, reproduction and evolution is logical. Passing along genes that could cause your kid to be easily susceptible to sun damage, ugly, short, fat, dumb and unsuccessful really puts an unfair amount of pressure on both your offspring.

Of course, let's not ignore nurture. It's most important to not be a terrible person. Being a great potential dad or mom should be the sexiest thing imaginable. So, things like being kind, understanding, patient and nurturing should be on the top of everyone's list. Unfortunately, with the amount of psychological damage I'd do on a kid, the impact would be as bad as a thousand retarded Danny Devitos.

But that's my point. Let's start making smarter decisions, fellas.

pinchitony · 2018-12-19T18:31:19+00:00

as a 6’1 man that weights 196 pounds, I agree with both of them

edit: 1 downvote = 1 salt at a simple joke

LoneKharnivore · 2018-12-20T12:52:24+00:00

Kaitlyn

Also probably female. Two women arguing. Where's the PPD?

This sub is fucking trash.

BlackMarket4Evah · 2018-12-20T03:40:49+00:00

But I like girls that are over 200 pounds. Skinny bitches are crazy.

Look, this lady is 175 lbs. If you think she's 'fat', your crazy and must only date children.

It's only fair

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Title	It's only fair
Author	TylerCheetah
Upvotes	11070
Comments	316
Date	December 19, 2018 5:10 PM UTC (7 years ago)
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