The following post was provided to me by user sonxesid:

"I've noticed lots of people asking questions about tinder and how to get girls on there. Here is my way."

Step by step: (don't be ugly, I'm a 7?)

  • Swipe right on everyone (make sure your distance covers nearby college campus's)
  • Block anyone who isn't pretty
  • Copy paste the same line/lines to every single match (sometimes i switch them up)
  • ignore what they respond with and drop more lines (what they say is always the same, and you don't need to get to know them until you've met them)
  • get numbers and text them (a number means they're interested)
  • tell them to meet you (via text) wherever and whenever
  • set up the dates back to back with a small buffer in between at different locations, it will help deal with flakes and any nervousness. (I generally block out the dates for an hour each at different coffee places, I offer to buy them a coffee, I usually just throw mine out at the end. If they're late just leave nbd)

Tips:

  • Have profile pictures (you really don't need more than 1) that shows three key things:

    1. You're fun
    2. You're high status
    3. You're hot/buff
      I only have 1 picture and I'm topless on an exotic beach, it covers all three points
  • Never get mad at flakes/games/anything its all silly shit. Imagine yourself a mastermind toying with someone; when they fight back, you don't get mad, you just get better at toying with them. Another version would be imagine everyone as puppies; you don't get mad when a puppy bites you, you teach it not to.
  • Don't lie about your physical traits, it just wastes your time because when you meet them they'll be disappointed. (I put my height right into my profile)
  • Never say bye or the equivalent on tinder. Just don't respond at that point. If you do, you break up the flow of the conversation.
  • If someone doesn't respond to you, don't unmatch them (or double text them), I've had people respond 2 months later.

Examples: with conversation breakdowns, go in order please

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Common Misconceptions:

  • Never message first
    Where did this even come from? You're hunting; you go out and get them. Your prey isn't going to jump in your lap and ask to be fucked.
  • Don't respond too quickly
    I've responded within the same minute of them texting me. Respond whenever you feel like it. You should be burst texting 5-10 people at a time, so just each time go down the list and it will take you a bit.
  • Haha's, lols, emoticons = bad
    You will see, I've sent lots of haha's and emoticons. I use emoticons as powertalk ( only :p ;) :O ). Never send lol or hehe though.
  • If a girl says 'I'm not like that', next them.
    Seriously? No. If she say's that you've made a mistake; you can try to recover, but don't blame her. It was your fault.