A while back I had a girl over after a first date, few drinks deep and we're on my bed making out and I stick my hand down her pants and she says those four words that no guy wants to hear: "I'm on my period"
Now at the time I had no idea what the red pill was. I'm only a newbie right now and after finding this wealth of knowledge I've been looking back at what I did wrong or right in the past. I felt like she was putting up her anti slut defense or this was some kind of shit test. Why would she agree to go on a date with me and follow me home if she knew she couldn't fuck me (if she wanted to) because she was bleeding out of her vagina?
I said instantly "cool story bro" paused for a moment looking her in the eyes to check her reaction, which was a bit of a giggle and a guilty look.
I had pretty high suspicions that she was full of shit. She said sorry but she can't fuck me, its better if you wait, shit I've heard before, blar blar blar. I just said "I don't give a shit". I changed the subject, talked for a bit longer and we got back into making out shortly after. We ended up fucking that night.
I think she was expecting a beta reply like "aw that's OK. Let's just cuddle and talk about our feelings" but apparently I passed her shit test so well she fucked me.
Have you guys got any stories like this? I'd love to hear how you handled it.
EDIT: You guys are freaking hilarious.
EDIT 2: Just to be clear guys, she wasn't on her period. She was just straight up lying to my face about being on her period to test how I would react. I'm not really down with banging a chick with a lord-of-the-rings battle scene for a pussy. I'm ok with it when it's at the end of the period and it's just a spot of blood here and there.
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