Never happened before but I got catfished

esirnus18 · 2017-03-12T19:57:36+00:00

I know a much older guy. Recently widowed and pushing 70 and he jumped online and started dating for the first time in his whole life

One of the first women he met was mucho mas grande than her photos.

He didnt waste a second of his time and blasted her instantly

"You know, the photos were false but thats not why Im leaving. For all you know, I like big women. Know what I dont like? Dishonest women"

Gawernator · 2017-03-12T13:39:11+00:00

I got catfished a couple times online dating. First one the chick must have used pictures from highschool. In person she had full sleeved tattoos, her ears were swiss cheese like you couldn't fit one more earring in there and she was about 40 pounds heavier. I insisted she had the wrong guy, "aren't you vodkamonsta?" she said. Yes I am and I'm meeting someone with your name but I can assure you its not you, what a coincidence bye!

second one girl used "athletic" for her body type which in her mind meant she identified as athletic because she played basketball 7 years ago and completed a 5k once. she wasn't terrible looking but I'm not into liars, gave her the same treatment as the first one.

2017-03-12T13:25:59+00:00

Well done. Seems like you reduced the time, energy and money potentially wasted on this girl to a minimum. She was uninteresting, NEXT.

NeoreactionSafe · 2017-03-12T13:47:17+00:00

She follows it up with "so, are you saying this is done?" I laughed and walked away.

Great job there... was reading along and half expected you to cave in at the end.

I can tell you were thirsty... but not that thirsty for a girl.

What a complete rip off.

Female quality is rapidly declining due to Blue Pill Feminism so it does not surprise me that a girl can deteriorate that fast in just a few years. Some women are attractive for only about 5 years then fall off a cliff. (usually from 17 - 22)

This is why SMV peaks at 22 for women... though for many that peak is 18.

redartist · 2017-03-12T14:06:31+00:00

Jesus Christ, she may as well have just shown up waving a red flag in each hand.

Someone who values other peoples cognitive abilities to recognise they've been blatantly lied to that extent cannot be very healthy mentally themselves.

grewapair · 2017-03-12T15:45:33+00:00

Lol. You're just getting older. At a certain point, this will happen to you more than it doesn't.

Always ask for a photo less than 6 months old. If one of hers is less than that, she can point it out. I found when you ask for it, 80 percent of them ghost you. Let some other guy meet those girls, they're just going to waste your time.
When you meet, never for dinner, meet outside the venue. Not looking like her photos? "Nice meeting you" and you're gone.

Online dating is a numbers game and you can't get to large numbers if you waste time on fatties. Be more direct and you can succeed at it.

Note: zoosk has people who check their photos for you. They'll give them instructions: hold up two fingers, etc and then check that photo against their other photos. If they match, they get a verified label.

Gr0o0vy · 2017-03-12T13:37:15+00:00

She had it all. The only thing left was that she is on meds. Probably is, you just did not stick around long enough to find out.

DigitallyDisrupt · 2017-03-12T17:08:10+00:00

You don't know what catfishing is. This was not catfishing. This was a woman lying about her looks.

If a completely different person (literally, not subjectively) shows up, then you are catfished. All that happened was, you got to enjoy online dating for what it is.

DadOnDabs · 2017-03-12T16:27:55+00:00

Happened to me last night. She weighed about 50 lbs more than her pictures. Drove a mile down the road before making up some shit I forgot I had to do then dropped her off. Saw that she had posted on snapchat after and thought she would be talking shit about me. She got locked out of her house. I laughed pretty hard.

DysfunctionalBrother · 2017-03-12T19:46:58+00:00

Lol. Reminds me of what happened to an old friend of mine. Basically he meets up with this girl, he thought she was okay from the photos. Can't remember exactly what it was about her, but when he meets up with her she is not what was advertised. Needless to say he was disappointed. Later on he tells her he needs to go to the toilet. I think her back was turned because when he came out of the toilet he was able to maneuver himself out of the shopping centre and leg it back home. Couldn't stop laughing when he told me. When he finished i said "So, do you think your going to see her again?"

CuckFuckMcPuck · 2017-03-12T20:51:22+00:00

Typical feminists think they can bait and switch without consequences.

I am glad you laughed in her face and walked away. I would have loved to see the expression on the dumb sow.

She'll probably go on instagram and whine about a "sexist pig" who didn't want to cuddle with a fattie. Such it goes.

At least you have your dignity. Good show!

Phoenixtorment · 2017-03-12T16:10:43+00:00

"just so you know, like 90% of my friends are guys, so I hope that's okay. Women and I just don't get along"

I always ask this of women, it's a big red flag. Why can't they get along with women?

Imagine a man saying this, I can't get along with other men. Ridiculous.

king_daxter5 · 2017-03-12T17:20:04+00:00

Both males and females are damaged by the fact that she was about forty pounds heavier.

RedPillWintergreen · 2017-03-12T20:55:42+00:00

Why couldn't this have been posted like...5 days ago. Happened to me this past Thursday and I didn't know what the fuck to do, cause she came to my apartment.

plenty_of_eesh · 2017-03-12T15:42:51+00:00

I confronted her on all of this and said "sorry but this is not acceptable. You cannot expect to portray one person, and show up a totally different one. Not in the dating world.

My case of this was not quite as bad. Not smoking.... hair short but not purple at least... A lot of extra pounds and years compared to photos...

But somehow charming.

I fucked her all weekend and then told her later that she can't do that shit, no longer interested.

Let me tell you she was perhaps the best lay of anyone that year. She was really trying to get approval, coz she knew she had kinda disappointed me on looks.

And she was upset at my "take what I want but b-bye after"... Sometimes I feel guilty about it.

Chiptehubah · 2017-03-12T14:15:49+00:00

You said too much, but good job.

FinnFerrall · 2017-03-13T02:36:24+00:00

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clint_bronson · 2017-03-13T10:16:48+00:00

I got cafished once. He was man in drag.

I became suspicious when he wouldn't pick up the phone to talk and how he kept texting about how great anal was.

So yeah when i walked away, i had a man in drag, he was wearing heels by the way, chase me across the street yelling how sorry he was.

drewshaver · 2017-03-12T21:30:35+00:00

Sucks, but is this really getting catfished? I thought that was where they convince you to send them money or shit

donniedarko5555 · 2017-03-12T20:55:01+00:00

I got catfished once, the girl sent sexy photos of her lounging around in bed, and when she showed up it was obvious she did that because her fat would spread out and look like chubby/soft when it was actually I'm-a-fat-fuck-rolls. I still banged her tho, not gay

vicious_armbar · 2017-03-13T05:39:36+00:00

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DoesNotMatterAnymore · 2017-03-13T08:50:40+00:00

"just so you know, like 90% of my friends are guys, so I hope that's okay. Women and I just don't get along"

Every time you hear this, flip the script:

"just so you know, like 90% of my friends are girls, so I hope that's okay. Men and I just don't get along"

So, as a man, what would you think about a guy who said something like this? Yeah, something is off.

2017-03-14T00:49:45+00:00

Women always whine that sometimes the men they meet on online dating are like 1-2 inches shorter than they say, but when it comes to the reverse, every other woman uses instagram filters and photoshop, posts old pictures, or takes photos at misleading angles to hide the fact that "curvy" actually means "shapeless walrus".

TB3o3 · 2017-03-12T13:19:28+00:00

Didn't you check her Facebook?

dankvibez · 2017-03-13T00:44:06+00:00

I've met up with a lot of people that I found online and if we are texting I sometimes have them send a pic of themself doing something simple like holding up 3 fingers. If they can't do that much they obviously aren't that interested in hooking up. It's always been the shady, too good to be true ones that fail this test.

Likewise they often ask for one back, but since I am actually the person I portray in my pictures, that isn't a problem.

RealMcGonzo · 2017-03-13T04:45:09+00:00

profile said non-smoker. I know this because I filter out smokers. She shows up smoking a cigarette and just fucking REEKS of them.

Walkable just on that unless she was smokin (heh) hot. Seriously. Turn and dodge. She lied on something crucial to you.

EvrythingISayIsRight · 2017-03-13T04:50:55+00:00

All 3 times I met someone on OkCupid they were always uglier than their profile pictures lead to believe. Also, if for any reason they have unclear pictures, or headshots only, AVOID at all costs! They are hiding something for a reason.

ReligiousGroup · 2017-03-13T07:10:11+00:00

I hope I'm not the only one asking this but why exactly was it a "huge red flag"

poochman · 2017-03-13T16:27:45+00:00

If you date online long enough, you WILL get catfished. It's part of the deal. One of the reasons I only approach in person now.

2017-03-12T20:19:02+00:00

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GOATmar · 2017-03-12T16:16:07+00:00

Says 5'8", shows up as 6'1"

😂😂😂😂😂

Yo i would have told her to get the fuck off of the internet and go catch some rebounds for the WNBA, namsayin. Ayo girl shut ya flaps and put on some sparrin gear and help me sharpen my standup/MMA skills.

Date you? Fuck you mean fam. What. I aint tryna look like your little brother when i make you wear heels to go out. Fuck around and get pegged as a sub for dating an amazon, hell nah. Now bitches will instinctively shit test you mercilessly if you try any advances on them. "Is this sub ass pussy really trying to fuck me?? fuck atta here, prove yourself"

NAH

Petite Hoes For The Bone

Always!

BusterVadge · 2017-03-12T16:55:44+00:00

You were way too nice to her. You should have hard nexted as soon as you noticed that she wasn't who she said she was. Hell, make a scene of it. That sort of behavior needs to be made an example of.

Mckallidon · 2017-03-13T00:09:42+00:00

I've been catfished a bunch of times. Whatever. Pump and dump anyways. You're welcome sluts. It matters what they look like if other people know lol.

sr_boonngg · 2017-03-13T00:42:30+00:00

OP is trickling the truth to avoid it, eighty percentage of them ghost you.

Chiptehubah · 2017-03-12T14:44:54+00:00

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Never happened before but I got catfished

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Title	Never happened before but I got catfished
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Date	March 12, 2017 12:12 PM UTC (9 years ago)
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