Tinder pickup lines

mykonos_rm · 2014-11-10T15:54:50+00:00

a simple GURL! has been one of my most responsive.

"This shit is like Tetris. left left right left right win!" Has another good response ratio.

Also, I have "prefer girls with eating disorders" in my profile. That incites a lot of comments, usually "I don't have one sorry :(" and I'll respond with, "well - you can compinsate with your winning personality" or if they say a variation of "I love to eat!" then its, "Bullimia isn't a healthy loophole ya'know"

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johnyann · 2014-11-10T16:38:54+00:00

My go-to is "how many pushups can you do?"

I have no idea why but I get a lot of good responses.

tits_out_forTheBoys · 2014-11-10T14:49:26+00:00

I stole my go-to opener from another RedPiller's blog, but it works fairly well and sends the intended message: you look like trouble ;)

redeleven · 2014-11-10T16:26:40+00:00

Have slept with two of them and my cupboard is full again

Plates don't go in the cupboard, bro — not unless you're retiring them.

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digital65 · 2014-11-10T17:02:56+00:00

I forget where I saw this.

"I already asked your mom. She said we could go out"

Modified_Hackware · 2014-11-10T18:24:18+00:00

getting responses from quality women was hit or miss.

Just to be clear, quality women don't know what Tinder is.

tombreck2 · 2014-11-10T14:37:26+00:00

I agree that negs seem to be the most successful in getting responses / dates

Precocious_Kid · 2014-11-10T19:44:56+00:00

Want to come over for some pizza and anal? I'm totally kidding about the pizza.

TheRealMewt · 2014-11-10T15:04:03+00:00

You look like the girl that always dies first in horror movies!

I dunno... this seems more like a compliment than a neg.

thredditsowaway · 2014-11-10T20:00:23+00:00

The "neg" is so well-known that every girl knows about it. Girls these days are actively watching out for negs. But they still work. Funny, isn't it?

okadery · 2014-11-10T16:19:28+00:00

Yeah I have perfected the art of getting numbers/dates on POF. I use the RSD Todd method of slight compliment followed by neg. I use the same lines everytime and it works over 90% of the time. Here they are.

-You're kind of cute, dork.

They respond with either "haha who you calling dork" or they shit test off the bat with "Ummm learn how to talk to women"

Then I respond with:

-Yeah but with those beautiful eyes, I know we will never work out. I think we should break up

or

-Yeah but with those sexy devious eyes, I know I will never be able to trust you Ms. Trouble.

And that is the hook, my friends. The hamster goes into 6th gear and is trying to figure me out. They usually respond with "Why do you say that?" or "You don't know the half of it" or some shit like that. They are always trying to be clever as a 18 year old mentallity can be.

Then I say:

haha my names nemaxtothemax

They tell me theirs and then I respond with

-You have me slightly intrigued. I want to know you more. Let's get a drink one day.

They respond with "OK" or "I'm down. When?"

Then I ask for their number. and switch to text game.

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rpscrote · 2014-11-10T16:13:44+00:00

I like those negs man, thanks for sharing

Urasquirrel · 2014-11-10T19:42:29+00:00

"Quality women" I gave up all hope that quality people exist a long time ago. That phrase made me giggle.

gstvtrp · 2014-11-10T15:57:23+00:00

What about the profile text? Also what are your pictures like?

I'm using Flamer right now. It's great for swiping right quickly, but I ran out of girls and I didn't get any matches above a 4.

Vaganusaurus · 2014-11-10T18:04:31+00:00

My favorite thing to do is blow-up acting beta or socially inept to comical levels in a very short period of time before leveling out at whatever pace works for the girl.

My favorite thing is asking her to go to applebee's with me because my grandma got me a gift card that still has $22 on it and then I go on to mention what 2 for $20 meal we'll get and what the names of our future children will be. I vary writing style, vocabulary, character backstory and amount of detail depending on the perceived intelligence of the person it's going to. Has guaranteed a response every time.

masturbator9000 · 2014-11-10T19:22:12+00:00

Are you an archeologist? Because I have a large bone that needs examining.

Works great. Stuck up chicks won't respond or insult you. Fun girls (a.k.a. dtf girls) will find it hilarious. Better than typical "hey you're really pretty" beta pickup lines at least.

Sleep-less · 2014-11-10T21:13:52+00:00

Try these on your dating profiles:

Heart of gold, silver tongue, chocolate cock.

Also, when taking a profile pick of selfie make sure you have those "fuck me eyes".

Leave your car keys in the background.

Work out before taking profile picks. gives you an extra pump.

Kolbykilla · 2014-11-10T19:14:13+00:00

Ok here's the deal with tinder messages. If she finds you hot its really hard to fuck up so take what you say as being successful with a grain of salt. Don't open overly sexual even if you want to fuck this girl. You can slowly throw that in with casual text messaging/ seducing her in person. I think the key is like op said to appeal to the girls emotions. I do this but trying to be funny as fuck (typically works out well). If you can make a girl laugh often you can make her take off her panties often as well ;)!

KingofFerretPowers · 2014-11-10T17:29:08+00:00

Great post!I've been trying to use Mark Mansons idea of being direct (vulnerability) on okcupid and have not had much success with it. As someone relatively new to dating sites, are negs and humor more likely to lead to dates/phone numbers?

ConfidenceMatters · 2014-11-10T20:18:19+00:00

Call her by another name in your opening message.

Then paste the message Julien & Max send out.

It's hysterical how good it used to work for me.

apackofwankers · 2014-11-10T20:40:25+00:00

Thats an exquisite dress youre wearing in your profile pic, can I borrow it sometime?

mysticdickstick · Tue Nov 11 4:26:22 2014 UTC

Why was the text body removed?

TheCarm · 2014-11-18T04:21:51+00:00

Why the fuck was this removed

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OdorousMajoris · 2014-11-10T19:24:41+00:00

This is stupid. Fuck 'lines' and fuck tinder

p3riod · 2014-11-10T18:58:41+00:00

i want to make, hot, steamy, cupcakes with you.

roflzaur · 2014-11-10T19:54:44+00:00

Theres nothing more beta than trying to get girls on tinder

redpillschool · 2014-11-10T21:05:46+00:00

/r/trpgame

GuitarHero07 · 2014-11-10T15:13:36+00:00

"Hello miss [insert name here]." No need to be fancy. If she swiped right, she probably is interested.

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Tinder pickup lines

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Title	Tinder pickup lines
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