Did you compared me with McDonalds? I want the relationship back

meerita · 2020-04-23T09:47:32+00:00

My boyfriend left me, so I want you back, you were a good guy.

AncientMGTOWWISDOM · 2020-04-23T10:16:28+00:00

i think most guys are so brainwashed their literally cant percieve and understand the disrespect the average girl gives you at any moment in time, and if you passively accept it, she loses all respect for you. mgtow for life brothers

Bedtyme06 · 2020-04-23T09:58:05+00:00

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ThaHentaiConnoisseur · 2020-04-23T10:25:09+00:00

Big Mac Energy right there.

Gichboi · 2020-04-23T11:22:43+00:00

My boyfriend left me...Take me back...

Really? Let's admit the whole dialogue took place indeed. How sociopathic and/or entitled can you be to pull this shit?

Hydro_Hobo · 2020-04-23T10:18:03+00:00

The Last McMessage xD

almightyzenith · 2020-04-23T10:21:44+00:00

She might actually be sociopathic. your last message was so funny tho lmao

2020-04-23T11:12:07+00:00

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BlackendLight · 2020-04-23T12:07:01+00:00

guy is saying too much, just say no and move on

Timmy_the_tortoise · 2020-04-23T12:30:32+00:00

r/badfaketexts

mustangfrank · 2020-04-23T12:22:01+00:00

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apekingorange · 2020-04-23T10:38:33+00:00

What the heck did I just read? Is she for real?

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2020-04-23T12:43:09+00:00

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putdisinyopipe · 2020-04-23T11:35:25+00:00

Last part was savage af. Prolly ruined her night.

And she will legitimately probably hide her dating history and ruin some other poor fuck. People like that never admit their cheating tendencies.

The-truth-hurts1 · 2020-04-23T10:51:01+00:00

McBurnt

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2020-04-23T12:25:09+00:00

Anyone want to place wagers on the fact that she has also been

super-sized

McNoFuckingWay

tyrantgrey · 2020-04-23T12:21:38+00:00

She’s bored and wants her servant back.

mynamespacearea · 2020-04-23T12:45:48+00:00

This happened and is in no way fiction.

Rockstyler · 2020-04-23T11:04:03+00:00

BigMacBrainMan right here. Applaud you sire!

DeakinFrost · 2020-04-23T11:49:49+00:00

Someone get this man a McBlowJob

sin_cos_tan45 · 2020-04-23T11:03:36+00:00

McGenius right there

FormerBTfan · 2020-04-23T12:59:03+00:00

Dude is smart to not want to lick that McFish again too much tartar sauce pumped into that tramp.

putdisinyopipe · 2020-04-23T11:53:56+00:00

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Goose5342 · 2020-04-23T12:16:19+00:00

Oof size: McLarge

quesoburgesa · 2020-04-23T14:18:20+00:00

Ya this is totallyyyyy not fake

4Sammich · 2020-04-23T15:36:57+00:00

Leave on read. Never reply. Let the hamster run

PlainTundra · 2020-04-23T16:47:37+00:00

He shouldn't have answered in the first place. A text from a girl who cheated on you shall remain unread forever.

Mick_Donalds · 2020-04-23T17:55:54+00:00

Fucking amazing. This is how you do it, guys.

NEVER. TAKE. THEM. BACK.

EVER.

Remember: it's just your turn while she's decided it is.

OniiChanStopNotThere · 2020-04-23T20:46:45+00:00

That's pretty funny.

Schablik · 2020-04-23T22:45:42+00:00

What a manipulator.

2020-04-23T12:11:19+00:00

lol last gf i had cheated on me with everybody in Mcdonalds lol

ThrowAway4CoronaDayz · 2020-04-23T12:17:02+00:00

McNuked that bitch

ransay3277 · 2020-04-23T12:24:13+00:00

I like this guy already.

KeiserRedbeard · 2020-04-23T12:34:21+00:00

The new „happy“ meal from Mc Donalds for depressed adults the all new GO MC FUCK YOURSELF. ( no toys included)

EvenJesusHChrist · 2020-04-23T12:58:22+00:00

This gives me an Erotic Grimace.

2020-04-23T13:29:39+00:00

She is going to start posting on fds after this lmao .

Your_dog_is_so_ugly · 2020-04-23T14:28:59+00:00

Why do people take this blatantly fake shit so serious

tuat98 · 2020-04-23T15:22:47+00:00

I understand the idea but let’s not pretend like it’s not something made my a cringe 14 year old who thinks he’s deep.

otakuzod · 2020-04-23T15:24:09+00:00

Serving Unhappy Meals daily.

2020-04-23T16:00:18+00:00

THE GUY IS WRONG

Here:

McDonald's fries aren't the same after reheating them

Comparing ex cheating girlfriend who wants a fresh start it's not the same as reheated McDonald's fries.

The correct analogy would be "Fully digested McDonald's Fries - post colon, of course"

2020-04-23T16:37:49+00:00

larp

maruadventurer · 2020-04-23T16:39:03+00:00

And THIS post is why I love this subreddit. By the quirks and foibles of life it can be the funniest thing going.

McLife! LoL! Glorious retort of the poster.

ReddiReaders · 2020-04-23T17:02:33+00:00

Hahahahahhaahhahah. Big W. for the the dude.

nihilistpanduh · 2020-04-23T18:23:21+00:00

Never dates ex's again Even if she didn't cheat, still a hard no. They already had their shot Now they just want to use you

2020-04-23T18:57:36+00:00

The schadenfreude I didn't know I needed today.

Spiderthing69 · 2020-04-23T23:37:32+00:00

If a girl ever does something similar or contacts you when her new relationship is going bad, it is likely you aren't the only one she contacted. You aren't special to her or loved by her, you are just a thing to her.

Chocookiez · 2020-04-23T12:06:56+00:00

McBitch

coomer_1352 · 2020-04-23T12:07:38+00:00

Chad move

EpsteinsWetPeen · 2020-04-23T12:36:22+00:00

Ah yes, whenever I hear from someone I've had a falling out with that I haven't heard from in a long time I always like to go over every reason for the dissolution of our relationship so that the other person will have the full backstory in case they forgot. Fake and gay.

RF111164 · 2020-04-23T13:08:00+00:00

the last part LMAO

nateydanger · 2020-04-23T13:10:47+00:00

that's the most McSavage thing i've ever seen well played sir.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-04-23T13:10:49+00:00

Good for him, standing his ground and retaining his self-respect.

jihocech · 2020-04-23T13:17:17+00:00

Splendid, splendid, absolutely splendid. I am not native English speaker, but I enjoyed it.

powerk21 · 2020-04-23T13:46:16+00:00

I callit fake, with that profile picture he would go back to bang her

tanis_ivy · 2020-04-23T14:16:13+00:00

the energy in that last text is amazing.

Throw4w4is · 2020-04-23T14:28:13+00:00

Straight up MURKED. Hopefully that shot of reality is what she needs to self-realize and quit being a piece of shit.

KING_CPB · 2020-04-23T14:34:06+00:00

SWEET REVENGE

TehAgent · 2020-04-23T14:54:33+00:00

McLMAO

Wide-Brick · 2020-04-23T15:01:35+00:00

THAT....was McAwesome!!!!

ILikeToArgueALot · 2020-04-23T15:09:16+00:00

McFucking McExcellent

noobie107 · 2020-04-23T15:24:56+00:00

yikes, that back and forth is like 10x longer than it should've been.

harryagamez · 2020-04-23T15:26:30+00:00

The nerve of these thots.

2020-04-23T15:34:49+00:00

Go McFuck yourself...

It's so... beautiful...

DiblyGames · 2020-04-23T15:37:05+00:00

If you don’t have another girlfriend or talking to someone else you already. You Should have Mcaccepted. McFucked and then mcdipped. No sympathy for A cheater.

turki04lol · 2020-04-23T15:54:05+00:00

Someone is watching offlineTV a bit too much

kfendley · 2020-04-23T17:43:18+00:00

Good for him

2020-04-23T17:46:32+00:00

Yikes, no thanks.

2020-04-23T18:12:38+00:00

Should have been mcbye

v650 · 2020-04-23T18:58:24+00:00

That secret sauce ain't so good on old ass fries.

WhiskeyAndSunsets · 2020-04-23T19:31:50+00:00

Hahahaha!

McFucking Owned!

GR122LYB3AR · 2020-04-23T19:44:13+00:00

👑... You dropped this McKing

Swim191 · 2020-04-23T20:26:15+00:00

Destruction: 100

I-am-the-lul · 2020-04-23T20:31:42+00:00

He understands the value of no take-backs.

Avenge_KLC · 2020-04-23T20:32:00+00:00

What a Mcbitch!!!

Tarkz · 2020-04-23T20:34:11+00:00

The best response is after she said she wanted him back, he would of replied with "Shit Happens." Karma slap ftw.

washingtonpanther · 2020-04-23T20:51:40+00:00

Christ...this is so true to life and so gutting.

Extra_Napkins · 2020-04-23T20:53:05+00:00

He’s got the shakes that’ll make you quake

southern-sword · 2020-04-23T20:55:01+00:00

Too many words.

Better response: “new phone who dis”

Lack of punctuation and that. ZFG for the win.

WATASHI_NO_CRESTA · 2020-04-23T22:20:50+00:00

That was McMagnificent.

Hostile-Bip0d · 2020-04-24T02:52:21+00:00

Pretty sure she was readying an appeal to emotion after that.

2020-04-24T03:13:42+00:00

That was solid on the guy's part.

davidscream · 2020-04-24T06:24:24+00:00

Run away!

Gman3152 · 2020-04-24T09:45:00+00:00

Holy shit dude you've nuked her.

Agaposavros · 2020-04-24T13:17:24+00:00

"McGoodbye"
my McSides

Aldabruzzo · 2020-04-24T16:37:59+00:00

These just have to be fake.

Uhtred_McUhtredson · 2020-04-24T16:49:00+00:00

McDonalds actually has some value.

rayedward363 · 2020-04-24T18:50:50+00:00

What's funny is that this general situation is happening more. Not overly common yet, but men aren't just taking back used up exes at the same level.

The_Mole_Dizzle · 2020-04-25T04:22:07+00:00

https://youtu.be/U705EAx70Cw

napsdufroid · 2020-04-25T18:50:34+00:00

I like the cut of that guy's jib.

CleofisRandal · 2020-04-25T22:08:28+00:00

Real talk, why not just block her and vent to your bros? Seems like a lot of work for some thot you’re done with. This is more attention for her, gotta starve the fire.

sefMR · 2020-04-27T08:08:07+00:00

based

snginc · 2020-04-28T18:52:25+00:00

He knew what was up...she went into old standby mode! He handled it like a boss!

mark1x12110 · 2020-05-02T02:11:06+00:00

That was MacGreat

g00p2 · 2020-04-23T14:05:46+00:00

Why didn't you just block her

CatJongUn · 2020-04-23T15:58:57+00:00

The one time "holy shit dude, you fucking killed her" actually applies. Holy shit dude

HistoryOfPolkaDots · 2020-04-23T16:16:04+00:00

Big titties doe

meerita · 2020-04-23T10:48:54+00:00

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washingtonpanther · 2020-04-23T22:27:14+00:00

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Title	Did you compared me with McDonalds? I want the relationship back
Author	meerita
Upvotes	1457
Comments	224
Date	April 23, 2020 9:46 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/g6jtmb/did_you_compared_me_with_mcdonalds_i_want_the/
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