Different requirements for different purposes...

woodquest · 2021-07-18T15:33:33+00:00

If you comply with the requirements and get lucky enough that she chooses you from the queue after due measurements, then you will have earned yourself the price of being her dog with a wallet untill further notice. Kudos champion !

_Nequis_ · 2021-07-18T15:51:05+00:00

"No loners" is code for "I wanna parade you around to stupid gatherings every damn weekend"

Also setting your profile as if your vagina is a carnival ride with fast lane for X requirement dicks is off putting also to those who fit in.

InevitableOwl1 · 2021-07-18T16:00:47+00:00

This is fundamentally dishonest as I expect the 6ft thing is a requirement for either category

And 8 inches? Not sure women really realise how rare that is. That said most have no spatial awareness. I had an ex who thought I had 8 inches and it is absolutely no way near.

I think women also fall for the porn lies as well. I’d expect what many think is 8 is more like 6

TheSigilStone · 2021-07-18T16:23:32+00:00

The thotanese is strong with this one.

"Ambitions" = Slut Tendencies

"Want to take things a little bit more seriously" = Take me out on expensive dates while I hold off on sex.

"Just want to waste my time" = If you meet these requirements we can immediately have sex whenever.

This sounds a lot like AF/BB.

SCCock · 2021-07-18T16:50:45+00:00

And just exactly does she bring to the table, other than demands?

wutc · 2021-07-18T17:40:29+00:00

Another illustration of just how dumb these idiots are.

What man with "a pure heart and good intentions" is going to want anything to do with her when she says in the same advert that if she has no luck finding a man for a relationship, then hey, she's up for being pumped and dumped by tall, well-hung dudes? LOL.

...And nothing says "slut" quite like specifying your desired penile dimensions in a dating profile.

slipkid223 · 2021-07-18T16:21:17+00:00

If you need an 8 inch dick what difference does it make how tall he is when he laying dow?

NBA_MSG · 2021-07-18T16:50:49+00:00

One list has 2 requirements and the other has a dozen. She's super confused why men never want to do the dozen.

mustangfrank · 2021-07-18T17:37:58+00:00

Am I the only one to notice she is 28? This is one last attempt to land Mr. Perfect before she hits the wall. We know she has been searching from 18-28 and has nothing to show for it. No LTR. No BF. Nothing.

In 4 years, she will be seen here at WAATGM.

mustangfrank · 2021-07-18T17:29:44+00:00

10 years from now, WAATGM? I deserve a good man. Where is my good man? Men are intimidated by me. WTF?

alamatrix · 2021-07-18T17:34:05+00:00

This stuff writes itself

EvolvingMan1994 · 2021-07-19T01:30:29+00:00

Bitch please, feminism poisoned your moronic mind and now you're out here poisoning the dating pool.

You're about to hit the social and biological Wall though, things are about to get really interesting for you. You'll soon be relieved of your seat on the CC by younger women who'll make you more bitter and desperate for Chads but mostly they'd be just about done with you at 30.

Then the Wall will proceed to collapse on you when you realize no decent Man will pick you for marriage because you're an unworthy and unreliable 'Born Again Virgin' (former whore) with unrealistic mating standards with a bruised ego and a battered vagina and basically couldn't care less about what an average, ordinary Man wants from a woman and also, you wouldn't be able to wrap your head around the fact that he'd be settling for you, not the other way around.

You made your choices. Now celebrate your consequences.

ShinyBronze · 2021-07-18T20:43:21+00:00

If she’s British, why is she measuring in freedom units?

FatherUnbannable · 2021-07-19T13:27:03+00:00

I am 6 inches on a good day and most women said it is either perfect or it was too big for them. Can't imagine this size queen actually knows what 8 inches look like.

Also imagine looking for a girlfriend, why would I consider someone who is a slut for huge cocks? She literally says I am looking for a relationship with some nice dude, unless you have a huge cock, than you can just straight up fuck me. Why would I ever want to date a person like this?

IJustLovetoEatBooty · 2021-07-18T21:29:54+00:00

I always thought the 6' man thing was just like having a really nice designer purse for woman. It's just meant to be shown off and have other people jealous and be used from time to time.

phoenixgreek · 2021-07-18T20:37:18+00:00

Cute, funny, sarcastic

Cue cliche traits even Jermey Meeks can imitate.

One-Move · 2021-07-19T00:16:50+00:00

Average vagina depth is 3-6” aroused the cervix gets pulled up, but for most if not all women 8” is to much.

No-Cry-4771 · 2021-07-19T04:38:16+00:00

I’m an inch under her requirement! If only I didn’t have a small penis!! 😭😭

Kingfinesse69 · 2021-07-19T11:48:34+00:00

3/4 of an inch from 8 inches thats like 7.25 inches. Women can barley tell 5 inches from 6 inches your good bro 😂

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-07-18T20:30:08+00:00

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Long_Significance611 · 2021-07-19T01:42:22+00:00

Second requirement has made those who fit in the first requirement to cancel their subscription foso.

coloradocaniac · 2021-07-19T02:54:25+00:00

"want to take things seriously"

"funny"

Hi, I'm proofreading, have we met?

oooKenshiooo · 2021-07-19T06:43:54+00:00

She is also a creditanalyst, so prepare to get sized up in absolutely every way even before the date.

DontBegDontBorrow · 2021-07-19T12:21:35+00:00

If you want to use her as a cum dumpster then make sure you are 6feet tall & have the coverted 8 inch penis. Meanwhile the well intentioned guy gets to commit to leftover sloppy seconds 🤣

MAFiA_79 · 2021-07-18T20:10:58+00:00

how does she look?

Joaquino7997 · 2021-07-18T22:38:49+00:00

Basically if you don't meet her "waste my time" requirements, you should be swiping left faster than the speed of light.

jebthereb · 2021-07-19T00:45:18+00:00

Lol. Wow. She's a keeper.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-07-18T19:48:26+00:00

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AurelianWay · 2021-07-19T12:09:24+00:00

You can throw hotdogs in her hallway and still have clearance for regular pedestrian foot traffic

Bluecherrysoft · 2021-07-20T18:44:29+00:00

So if you are 6ft tall and packing 8 inch, you are allowed to use your he-pussy with her

ChadTheImpailer · 2021-07-23T11:23:54+00:00

Imagine a loner installing this app in hopes to not be alone, then coming across this profile. 🤡🌏

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