[F4M] 50, post-wall with drinking problem and sketchy employment wants to be your "Princess", note the 1000 cock stare and artificial rack. This one won't last gentlemen! Act fast!

Toaster224 · 2021-04-23T15:42:30+00:00

Yeah okay. If you aren't open minded you won't like her job? That's because she's a sex worker with fake tits and a few decades of mileage beyond the point where she'd have been able to find a guy to rescue her. If a happy ending was coming she'd already be living it.

SCCock · 2021-04-23T15:43:41+00:00

So she wants to move in, quit work and empty my liquor cabinet.

What's not to like!

Luscious-Grass · 2021-04-23T15:49:37+00:00

She’s obviously a stripper. Probably has been since her teens. She’s quite attractive (or used to be anyway) but her lifestyle choice of easy money without ever having to get any kind of education or learn any skills meant that even when she was in her 20’s no one took her as relationship material and now that she is aging out of that option not only is she single she is also screwed financially. What a waste.

Thinguy123 · 2021-04-23T17:30:28+00:00

I used to be a waiter at a bar and at a strip club, i know a pole shiner hoe when i see one, and my radar is tingling quite a bit right here, but more about that later.

a few bullet points to take into account:

99% of strippers also prostitute themselves as a side job for some extra cash (they may not be on the streets but they are always slipping their phone to dudes every night) they work at the club 3 times a week, the other days they arrange appointments with the clients who gave their phone to, no girl can work the pole 5+ days a week, not with kids at least, impossible.

A pole dancer shelf life is 2 to 3 years, 4 if she takes care very well (no one does) they think they'll be 22 forever by the time they are 25 they look 30

Arrive at 7pm at workplace, get ready, pretend to drink and dance from 8pm to 2am, arrive home at 3, if you dont have kids sleep until 1pm, if they have kids then sleep until 8 and start to take care of them, many of them have their mother help with the kids, they always are too tired to hit the gym, good genetics can carry you at 22, but not at 25 with that lifestyle

Any way you see it it's a unsustainable lifestyle, you cant possibly do this more than 3 days a week, moreso if you have kids.

At 26-27 the most common complaint i heard from them where "I feel I'm too old for this", because not only they are getting older, the new competition (girls) are hotter, younger and prettier.

Imagine that at 40+, it would be a nightmare.

All that being said, i can make a reasonable argument that she's a stripper

But i'll also bring another possibilty into the equation (which is not mutually exclusive) but to put it bluntly: Would not be surprised if her employment involves something like "Backdoor Soccer Moms 7"

2021-04-23T15:44:02+00:00

She types like she's 9

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-04-23T16:28:50+00:00

LOL @ the tongue ring. And to think I used to think those were sexy. Young women, take a good look at how silly that makes her look.

Let's see... Stripper or other sex worker aging out so rapidly that she urgently needs new living arrangements.

And the biggest red flag of all: her anthem is a Nickelback song!!! 😫

onewaydive · 2021-04-23T15:38:52+00:00

Fucking gross

Joshua886 · 2021-04-23T15:41:44+00:00

Played poorly but wants to win the game.

imdaad_khan · 2021-04-23T15:49:22+00:00

She’s looking for Captain Save-a-hoe

Traksimuss · 2021-04-23T16:02:30+00:00

Wants to travel on your dime and share her STDs with you. Demands no children and no pets.

As my dog comes before hoe, she gets swiped left.

rpbb9999 · 2021-04-23T20:06:01+00:00

A selective, 50 year old stripper that chugs vodka. Where do I sign up

MentORPHEUS · 2021-04-23T16:07:51+00:00

When that fantasy Manic Pixie stripper ages out and her dating site profile starts to reflect a strange mixture of panic and moxie, the situation is full of Elfin Tragic.

mistralol · 2021-04-23T16:16:14+00:00

Do we have a section/tag yet for when the child support payments run out?

Shiny_Snorlax_1961 · 2021-04-23T16:48:45+00:00

Favorite band is Nickelback - that completes the story on this tramp.

Joaquino7997 · 2021-04-23T17:49:58+00:00

Too many red flags to mention. The biggest one of all is that huge bottle of alcohol in her profile photo. Of all the photos to post from her OnlyFans, I mean, for her profile she chose THAT?

Nope. Pass.

deadBeefCafe2014 · 2021-04-24T04:08:02+00:00

Those cost 25 schmeckles.

JagerJack7 · 2021-04-23T17:15:45+00:00

Bro post with photos, we must witness the princess

RealMcGonzo · 2021-04-23T18:25:23+00:00

I see a Pretty Woman marathon in her future, replete with a box of Chardonnay, a tub of ice cream and two tins of Fancy Feast.

Cristoff13 · 2021-04-23T18:44:52+00:00

Geez. We have a contender for craziest profile yet. Notice how in none of those pics we can see her midriff.

DoctorMars81 · 2021-04-23T21:56:43+00:00

Yeah that's what I love to see, liver spots on a pair of fake milkbags.

/s

NickTesla2018 · 2021-04-23T23:13:01+00:00

Isn't 50 a bit too old for a tongue piercing?! At least she won't drown with those huge knockers.

HeftyAdministration8 · 2021-04-24T00:00:53+00:00

A 50-year-old still getting excited about a bottle of vodka is pretty sad.

whytehorse2017 · 2021-04-24T00:04:29+00:00

That's not post-wall, that's post-menopause. I'd probably fuck her for free but I can get way better for like $30.

CondensedBemusement · 2021-04-24T01:27:54+00:00

Holy Shit ... she looks ROUGH.

Someone needs to explain to these 50 year old women that trying to look and sound 20 just makes them look stupid.

kidruhil · 2021-04-23T18:03:45+00:00

This one is so pathetic my usual desire to laugh or kick isn't even engaging. I just feel bad for this hoe. What a waste of DNA

Taint-Punch · 2021-04-23T21:06:59+00:00

Pump. Dump. Ghost.

Natriumzyanid · 2021-04-23T22:13:53+00:00

See those little dots all over her?

That is skincancer

SeparatePicture · 2021-04-23T22:33:34+00:00

The kicker is the Nickelback.

withrowsprings · 2021-04-23T23:24:04+00:00

Please sign a petition to review profiles less than 45 years of age. There is no meaning beyond this.

Gefan27 · 2021-04-24T00:48:23+00:00

It is quite an accomplishment to have a Nickelback song listed as your anthem be the least appalling thing on your profile.

Krieger117 · 2021-04-24T01:05:36+00:00

Fuck her and don't commit. Pretty easy.

2021-04-24T06:15:20+00:00

When she dies alone with a bit of luck the cats will eat her

Neurismus · 2021-04-25T10:40:56+00:00

Would bang 10/10

Would stick around 0/10

Probably OnlyFans is her "work"

Devilsgun · 2021-05-16T06:09:24+00:00

I dunno guys, gam-gam looking kinda hot, NGL

/s

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