Prison princess prefers profusely philanthropic partner.

Corn_in_your_pussy · 2021-10-09T16:12:48+00:00

What smooth brained woman thinks that she's in the position to have any demands when she is literally writing from prison?

Impressive-Cricket-8 · 2021-10-09T16:06:40+00:00

My search began as a curiosity of how out of touch with reality women are these days. We'll all aware about how they act on OLD platforms, but what about the edges of society? While most I came across were quite humble, it didn't take long before I came across miss entitlement here.

Also, thanks for the mods for showing me the error of my ways. Next time I'll read the rules for posting with greater care.

upsidedownbackwards · 2021-10-09T16:33:21+00:00

First two paragraphs were pretty okay. Still way younger than me, bit ditzy but that's fine. Has a reasonable financial/business goal so she has some dreams other than cranking out kids. In decent shape.

But then kablamo, that's one hell of a bomb to drop. A woman in federal prison?! She must have done something super fucked to be convicted and sentenced since women get lighter and shorter punishments. If she had even followed it up with "I made a horrible mistake, did my time, and I'm trying to make it right" she could have stopped the disaster there. I'd still avoid her but I'd kinda understand. People fuck up.

But she doesn't seem like she thinks that at all. She got caught, she finally got out and she's already thinking she's got shit above everyone else again. That narcissism is going to land her back in a court sooner rather than later. Whether its for her or her future babydaddy.

Luv2cu78 · 2021-10-09T21:21:04+00:00

My favorite part was when she said she is looking for someone of the same or similar class to her, her class is jailbird, bum, loser.

NickTesla2018 · 2021-10-09T21:01:23+00:00

Ho Li Phuc strikes again.

Chicks behind bars. Mom, Dad? This is my jail bird girlfriend. And as an Asian gal, her entire family will be moving in with you too. Good luck!

vegasbadboy702 · 2021-10-09T17:11:11+00:00

Im just disgusted at the state of things these days. I’m so glad our criminal justice system gives inmates time to create dating profiles. I’m relieved my tax dollars support that. Also they have time for hair coloring as well as it’s “a sexy blonde at the moment” and she’s naturally black. I mean after a long day of serving time who doesn’t deserve a spa day?

She helps the homeless too! What a generous good person. Lol. Don’t mind the victim(s) of whatever crime you committed. “I don’t have time to waste”. Yes once your released your likely felony conviction you have will mean making money is going to be really hard. It’s much easier to find a guy to support you hence the “spoil me from the start”.

“Please include as much as your full contact information as possible”. Of course how else can she start to plan to screw you over without that information.

Gaiinahat · 2021-10-09T17:32:47+00:00

Meet-an-Inmate? Is this for real? 😮

NBA_MSG · 2021-10-09T18:07:07+00:00

"I robbed a lot of stores. I realized I wouldn't have to do time if I just robbed you instead

Flat_Eric_1200 · 2021-10-09T23:20:51+00:00

Currently incarcerated, wants me to spend my money on her and build her a home. Hell yes what a dream girl! 😍🤢

Repulsive_Dog_ · 2021-10-09T20:30:01+00:00

Nice alliteration

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-10-09T21:29:14+00:00

Alliteration almost always adds appeal.

Terrific title.

Hey, if male federal prisons are "federal pound me in the aas prison", is the female version "federal violently scissor me prison"?

Extension-Soil-620 · 2021-10-10T07:04:21+00:00

Lol why would you date an inmate.
To get an entitled queen with anti social disorder?

otterlyclueless · 2021-10-09T21:46:13+00:00

Is anyone else going to mention the currently blonde but only using pictures without her current haircolor?

I don't think you get all that time to take care of dyed hair in prison. Those are old photos.

Blogginginvicecity · 2021-10-10T01:33:13+00:00

Include as much of your contact info and tell me about yourself.

Read: Let me know exactly where you are and how to find you. Tell me about yourself a bunch so I can mold my fake identity around you.

Don't forget you will be spoiling me from day 1!!!

ogrilla99 · 2021-10-10T02:40:55+00:00

We've all heard about male serial killers in prison getting tons of wedding proposals and stuff. I wonder if the reverse is true? Are there a lot of dudes hitting up women in prison, maybe hoping to score a conjugal visit or two?

YesYesYesVeryGood · 2021-10-11T02:42:53+00:00

Reading this is sad but interesting. Her writing shows her entitlement and desperation wrestling for dominance.

jmpires · 2021-10-10T09:48:54+00:00

But… govt is sucessful and kind (not to all, sure), and financially stable and secure. He’s building a life with her. Had no time to waste so promptly gave her a house and is supporting her. She got an insight to know more about him than most of us will have in a lifetime. With good behaviour she might get a chance at the local nail salon or bakery (I don’t think prisons have clothing stores, but wouldn’t surprise me either). Everything lined up for her in plain eyesight!!!

What does she need a man for?

lurkerhasarisen · 2021-10-10T10:36:36+00:00

Someone tell me her crime ? Hooking maybe?

The_Man11 · 2021-10-10T23:36:00+00:00

You have got to be kidding.

braucifur · 2021-10-12T18:05:05+00:00

She has a grocery list of demands writing from prison.

Her only pre-requisite should be, as she is literally writing from prison, that her man is not incarcerated and take it from there.

She is trying to monkey branch out to a top 5% guy while writing from prison. I'm freaking dying over here this takes the cake!

BluepillProfessor · 2021-10-13T03:45:40+00:00

In prison due to clear bias from the patriarchy.

Most likely she got caught up in a conspiracy (prostitution/trafficking/drugs) and the federal boys got her on tape as part of the plot. If it was something like felony murder that would usually be State.

Or maybe she spoke up at a school board meeting?

Or went to a Trump rally?

She doesn't look Vietnamese. Is she Hmong?

Title	Prison princess prefers profusely philanthropic partner.
Author	Impressive-Cricket-8
Upvotes	161
Comments	70
Date	October 9, 2021 4:01 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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