Who’s gonna man up?

911GT1 · 2019-05-16T22:02:06+00:00

Comes with a baggage, pregnant, demanding and boring, preying for bailout. What would you even talk about with this piece of trash?

Me: What do you bring to the table beside your crotch goblin?

Her: Yes

jstrockmeyer · 2019-05-16T22:15:28+00:00

Gosh, this is getting old already.

Freaking copypasta everywhere, and then they get upset when somebody uses the word NPC...

This is boring, really. The script is already stale.

Overkillengine · 2019-05-16T22:33:05+00:00

Fuck it this one is just so copy & paste cookie cutter I'll just copy & paste a previous analysis of mine in return.

NPC offers:

Child Support Quest

Divorce Rape Quest

Alimony Quest

Accept? (Y/N)

AdvocatusDiabli · 2019-05-16T22:01:05+00:00

1 child and another on the way. What a catch!

Too bad I don’t meet the hight criteria.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2019-05-16T23:13:04+00:00

"Message me first.. I'm horrible at it.."

I have nothing to offer but you still need to put forth all the effort to get my attention. Maybe she should focus on taking care of her two kids.

Velvet_Hammer_ · 2019-05-16T23:40:57+00:00

I'm 6'5" and have zero interest in raising or paying for other men's children. See, us tall men have standards too. Tee hee!

4gotOldU-name · 2019-05-17T00:39:32+00:00

Lol they always say no hookups but she is pregnant. Apparently the no hookups rule didn't apply to the last guy (Chad)

Dustin44655 · 2019-05-16T22:12:10+00:00

Let's see...you want a beta cuck to take care of you, your bastard child, and the one in the oven but you are too lazy to message any us first? Methinks I''l take a hard pass on this one.

aussielander · 2019-05-16T23:13:27+00:00

Absolutely offering nothing and still demands a tall guy.

ricstone100 · 2019-05-16T21:59:38+00:00

I would rather do literally anything else...

SheHitMeWithaDildo · 2019-05-16T23:36:14+00:00

Damn!

I'm only 5'7"

:/

TryhardPantiesON · 2019-05-17T01:00:18+00:00

Do these tinder thots have any awareness of their sexual market value? They have nothing to offer but a lot of demands.

ScottPWorld · 2019-05-17T01:02:04+00:00

*smacks hood of pregnant NPC

Yup, this one is a bit needy, but comes with an extra set of working hands and another is on the way.

Will that be Visa or Mastercard?

bastrdsnbroknthings · 2019-05-17T02:06:09+00:00

“if your shorter then me”

Another fine product of the American public education system.

Feldmarshal · 2019-05-16T22:23:47+00:00

Women are like Russia. In their search for diamonds they use the very same methods.

jestersquall · 2019-05-16T22:57:43+00:00

Human garbage

igotreasons · 2019-05-17T02:14:18+00:00

NOT SO FAST GENTLEMEN!

You will not have the privilege of financing her fun unless you are 5’10 or above. Now, which one of you retards is the lucky man??

UnwoundCowboy · 2019-05-16T23:19:05+00:00

Obviously an absolute catch, but too bad I'm short. All well I'm sure a nice beta soy boy will snatch you up!

oh_no_aliens · 2019-05-17T05:37:53+00:00

There's a beta buck just itching for the chance to empty out his bank account just to sniff her farts.

smfuel87 · 2019-05-17T08:44:39+00:00

Showing interest in a guy when you're pregnant is one of the lowest, creepiest and most insulting things you could do to a man. Furthermore, if you actually do find a guy willing to sign up, you're going to get the absolute bottom of the barrel of men, ethically, spiritually, self esteem wise etc (Probably just as creepy as you are so guess it'll work out). Best try and make it work with the father of your child. Thats your best shot now that you let him knock you up. That, or marry the government like most of you irresponsible females do.

So sick of your shit decisions and drain on my paycheck.

SuperCoolBigGuy · 2019-05-16T23:55:28+00:00

There's only one way to properly handle this situation but it will require a few things: 1.) You have a cool name, like Timothy Beauregard Taylor 2.) You have a giant penis 3.) Don't ejaculate for 14 days

After this semen demon agrees to have sex with you, she's pleased at how large you are but has no clue as to what your intentions are. You stick your giant penis inside her and forcefully stuff your member's entirety in her body. She screams "No Timbo! The baby!" You look up at her with a grin and say, "Not my baby", as you give her three power strokes, caving in the unborn bastard's head as you dump a huge rusty nut the color of pumpkin guts into her womb. Thus ending one man's legacy and creating your own.

And then you and semen demon live happily ever after with Timbo Jr.

ButterfingersBiden · 2019-05-17T01:14:54+00:00

This has to be a troll, all the check marks

X message me first cause I'm a lazy cunt

X can't even manage to stop having kids while single

X short guys need not apply

Like people cant actually be this way. If I saw her in the street I'd give her an Alabama abortion

Thats when you just throw a beer can at her stomach cause you can't get medical abortions now heuheuheuheuheu

BannedAgian69 · 2019-05-17T01:04:41+00:00

Lmfao I just realised what women remind me off.

Scam callers, they read out a line from the script and try to convince into there scam and make screw yourself out of your money. Why they get rich. As they say don't do it, its a scam.

NickTesla2018 · 2019-05-17T01:54:22+00:00

Okay, who wants sloppy thirds? Taste the cream pies. : (

IDateYourDaughter · 2019-05-17T03:21:55+00:00

This is what the bottom of the barrel looks like. A single, pregnant woman advertising herself "as is", with stipulations. Get in line, boys. Me first!

moneybeatslooks · 2019-05-17T03:31:39+00:00

do you imagine yourself waiting during the labor of this unknown child? I can’t.

bigrun002 · 2019-05-17T00:26:18+00:00

Wow just wow

Cursedpurpose · 2019-05-17T01:06:11+00:00

Sup bitch? Wanna meet at the top of some stairs?

LouiseGoesLane · 2019-05-17T01:22:38+00:00

Seriously, I don't get how these women think. smh

StonedSamsonite · 2019-05-17T09:57:37+00:00

She wants a guy to commit to that shit sandwich and she can't even be bothered to text first. Oh laawd, the entitlement

voncloft · 2019-05-17T01:29:58+00:00

Holy shit 2 children that aren't mine to drain my wallet.... Where do I sign up!!!?

TwilightSea · 2019-05-17T08:27:13+00:00

And once again being short saved my life! \o/

TooFatToMatt · 2019-05-17T04:40:06+00:00

It looks like she took the picture in a public restroom.

[deleted] · 2019-05-17T01:51:59+00:00

These women have got to be insane

garebear19959 · 2019-05-17T02:19:50+00:00

I refuse that this is real.she has the audacity to be picky about height?

bigboilerdawg · 2019-05-17T19:03:42+00:00

Seriously, is birth control not a thing? She’s 25.

iamzambi · 2019-05-17T02:46:22+00:00

How about noooooo

UserName3267 · 2019-05-17T05:10:19+00:00

Shes horriblecat more things than just starting conversation. She also makes horrible decisions.

TH3SHUR1F · 2019-05-17T06:55:56+00:00

I am looking for something serious

Message me first

Also trying to message first is the least you could do, ma’am.

bigdaveyl · 2019-05-17T10:34:20+00:00

I'm not looking for games

Well hon, you're preggo and on Tinder. That screams games to me.

Alphy101 · 2019-05-17T09:32:11+00:00

Baggage is more demanding than Kim Jong Un yet I see logic in Kim Jong Uns terms.

SirKolbath · 2019-05-17T18:41:34+00:00

123NOTIT!

TeamTeddy0 · 2019-05-17T11:15:21+00:00

I see just baggage. She didn´t state what she has to offer

BlacqueShinobi · 2019-05-17T01:56:33+00:00

It's kind of tragically funny how demanding some of these women are. It's as if they realize "Oh crap..." and don't know how to have humility due to the stress they've put themselves through.

Unusual_Chair · 2019-05-17T11:23:23+00:00

What a joke! She is looking for something "serious" but she already pregnant with a kid. She has already made three mistakes: Got with a piece of crap guy, had one kid by him and is pregnant again. And now she thinks she has the ability to choose who she gets? AND expects the man to message her first? She should be messaging men, begging for them to take her because she ain't shit.

ogrelin · 2019-05-17T11:57:15+00:00

your then

[deleted] · 2019-05-17T13:40:12+00:00

So she's damaged good and she even knows it but yet she wants the guy to do all the work, oh okay.

farore3 · 2019-05-17T15:19:11+00:00

Where’s the part of this where she has something to offer. At least a lot of these try to market themselves as “quirky” or “thick”.

BluePillCypher · 2019-05-17T16:34:58+00:00

You know i still dont get how people in this day & age (both men and women) can have unprotected sex. Am i too paranoid about catching sonething, or are they the ones playing Russian roulette with their lives?

quercusp · 2019-05-17T16:43:49+00:00

I don't have time for games ...

But apparently you had?

shortandfat23 · 2019-05-17T17:22:28+00:00

Hundreds of cunt fuckfaces are lining up to get a whiff. Guarantee it

washingtonpanther · 2019-05-17T17:56:51+00:00

More basic than a high school chemistry set, incapable of basic grammar or good life choices, ridiculous height demand when she herself isn't in good physical condition, and in all likelihood she's broke.

Gee.

Where do I sign up?

Chosenjordan16 · 2019-05-17T18:44:57+00:00

At first I thought she was saying she’s married, looking for hookups, and left wing politically.

IsaacTH · 2019-05-17T19:06:11+00:00

Choosing Beggar amirite?

TheDemonWhoComes · 2019-05-17T19:37:14+00:00

you're*

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FalsePositiveRethink · 2019-05-20T06:04:17+00:00

Honestly, what man would go anywhere near this woman?

NoFaithInThisSub · 2019-05-17T01:49:22+00:00

did not some one put part of a "man up" her and now she's got problems?

spaghetti_hitchens · 2019-05-20T18:38:13+00:00

The number of women who "don't have time for games" is astonishing. So then what do you have time for? If you're a single mom, it probably ain't me.

Vanguard-Is-A-Lie · 2019-06-10T15:28:17+00:00

You know, I like r/niceguys, and this sub is pretty cringy and exagerrated, but this is undeniable lol.

[deleted] · 2019-06-27T18:51:45+00:00

Sounds like a free chance to reproduce and ditch. Great way to fulfill your evolutionary purpose.

FactCheckOnTheFly · 2019-05-17T21:05:46+00:00

Are these serious profiles or is this some 21st century version of PUNKD on MTV?

Title	Who’s gonna man up?
Author	xRaiden_Rising
Upvotes	771
Comments	154
Date	May 16, 2019 9:42 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/bpikyh/whos_gonna_man_up/
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