When A Request Becomes A Shit Test

HornsOfApathy · 2019-11-20T20:50:24+00:00

MMSLP - go read it. What you're talking about is a compliance test, maybe. It may also be a reasonable request. They're hard to tell the difference in the beginning because, well, you want to tell her NO!... to everything.... like Rambo McFucktard.

Imagine you're in a room with her. She says, "Honey, can you turn off the lights?"

Are you closer to the light switch than her and it's minimal effort? Probably a reasonable request.

Or, are you sitting down and enjoying reading a book while she's got her nose buried in her phone standing next to the light switch herself? Probably a compliance test.

vabab8 · 2019-11-20T21:06:26+00:00

You ever seen those NFL commercials with Cleveland browns quarterback Baker Mayfield and his wife. Thet are sitting in an empty Brown's stadium and she turns to him and asks him to get her some lemonade. He walks across the field through the stands, through the concourse, fills the drink cup. Then you see him trudging back (very long walk). Just as he sits down she looks at him (with a shitty look, my opinion) and says he forgot the straw. I went ballistic (in my head). This is the quintessential example of the feminist imparative that men are just fuck ups.

hack3ge · 2019-11-20T21:54:41+00:00

Dunno but I just stopped doing things if it wasn’t convenient - eventually she got the hint.

Now she asks me stuff and catches herself and asks my son instead - pretty funny when he gets RP and says no - tough line to tow between respecting your mom and teaching him RP.

Rock_Granite · 2019-11-21T03:18:11+00:00

Back in the day I would never ask my wife to do anything for me. Since I don't like to be imposed upon, I thought I shouldn't impose upon my wife. Well it turns out that women aren't like that. I started asking my wife to do little stuff for me. Go to the drugstore and pick up something. Cook me a certain meal for dinner. Little things like that. After a while she started asking me if there were things that she could be doing for me. The more things I gave her to do, the more she wanted to do for me.

She used to ask me to do more things for her. These days she hardly ever does.

My advice to you is to start asking your wife to do stuff for you. Watch how her attitude starts changing.

InChargeMan · 2019-11-21T00:20:53+00:00

Every time a woman asks a man to do something stupid or unreasonable and he complies she dies a bit inside.

Also, FYI, every time she is brought to tears while whimpering fuck me harder Daddy, an angel gets her wings.

BobbyPeru · 2019-11-20T22:53:22+00:00

General rule for me is if she can do it just as easily as me, she should do it. If it’s something heavy or opening a jar or whatever... that’s me. Keep it simple

redwall92 · 2019-11-20T22:20:40+00:00

Damn... askMRP is getting a lot of retards again.

There’s no context here...and no stats.

Therefore my conclusion is you are a faggot and wouldn’t be able to figure out if you are doing things for her because you want to or in fear of her.

So... go lift something heavy and read the sidebar.

ImNotSlash · 2019-11-20T20:48:15+00:00

When you want to and it's not an inconvenience. Do you really need a fucking book for this?

SBIII · 2019-11-20T21:49:24+00:00

When A Request Becomes A Shit Test?

When she asks you to wipe her ass for her.

CUCV7J · 2019-11-21T12:58:40+00:00

Simple rule. Do Only what you can do with a happy or neutral heart, and be brutally honest with yourself about that.

If you feel resentful, dont.

redwall92 · 2019-11-21T13:45:29+00:00

Is this covered in a book in the side bar?

Nope. Not covered here.

Pretty sure deadbedrooms has a sidebar that covers this specifically. I think they say to put on the apron and pick up the duster you lazy fucktard.

EasyDaysHardNights · 2019-11-21T05:17:25+00:00

On the flip side, if a woman percieves you to be higher value than you, she will go out of her way to be helpful, remove inconveniences out of your way and even, most hilariously be REALLY uncomfortable with you serving her.

The other day I carried a box with a bunch of shit in it, out of a room down a hallway and out a front door of a building. I was going that way, it was not heavy and I was just feeling helpful. The woman who owned the box did not ask for my assistance and I didn't ask for permission. I just did it.

She fell over herself to open doors along the path of travel, was very fidgety as we walked along and when we made it outside, although we were still quite a ways from her car, she was so beside herself that she blurted out "Oh, this really all unnecessary, you don't have to carry that for me, here, I can carry my own box". Her relief was palpable.

A compliance test is simply a way of confirming the value hierarchy in her own mind. Feel free to fuck with it!

Thor-Loki-1 · 2019-11-21T01:57:41+00:00

What the fuck, dude.

Do you not know what the word "No" means? Or how to say it?

SelectAirline · 2019-11-21T16:26:50+00:00

My question is at what point is what appears to be a reasonable request actually a shit test?

When the information is readily available in the side bar but you still expect others to spoon feed it to you.

Title	When A Request Becomes A Shit Test
Author	jes484
Upvotes	17
Comments	56
Date	November 20, 2019 8:36 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askMRP
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