Witchcraft

Ginormousglutes · 2021-01-22T09:44:17+00:00

Sounds like you're the one believing in witchcraft lol. You don't need to like all her hobbies to fuck her, just let it slide

Ifoundthedevilfirst · 2021-01-22T08:58:20+00:00

Its a shit test. Push her off a cliff see if she flies

tyrone_quincy27 · 2021-01-22T10:14:23+00:00

If she pronounces "Wingardium Leviosa" right keep her, if not dump her.

Tramzh · 2021-01-22T08:24:28+00:00

Watch out bro, she might turn you into a frog

Protocol_Apollo · 2021-01-22T07:34:16+00:00

STAY AWAy STAY AWAY MAJOR RED FLAG . CEASE ALL CONTACT

DeepDownOutside · 2021-01-22T10:39:30+00:00

never put your dick in crazy

Musicgoon · 2021-01-22T08:18:17+00:00

Are you fucking joking? That's chick crack. It's like professional wrestling, super fake. Most chicks have dumb hobbies.

Continue to lift and smash hoes.

yintellect · 2021-01-22T08:33:27+00:00

Depends if you can gauge how much serious she is about the whole witchcraft thing. But yeah I would dodge this one if I were you

2021-01-22T13:47:49+00:00

Girls who are into witchcraft almost universally have daddy issues and sometimes much worse.

I've messed around with girls who are into that shit and although they can be fun and usually super kinky, the crazy can be on another level.

drunkPKMNtrainer · 2021-01-22T09:59:53+00:00

Bro, I had a girl tell me she was a vampire and that she had this cool secret place she one day wanted to show me. She never did show me this place but I least I smashed and didn't die.

buttgoogler · 2021-01-22T12:16:58+00:00

Inbefore she cuts your chode off in the name of satan.

Elegant-Drink-7356 · 2021-01-22T08:28:03+00:00

Sounds like a red flag, at most i would just make it a one time thing

DerpJungler · 2021-01-22T12:48:08+00:00

Smells bs. Proceed and fuck her if you will, but treat carefully.

It's easy to get lost in superstitions though. My ex was into that stuff and sometimes she texts me when I'm with other women with shit like "I hope you're having the worst sex" or "I've cast a curse spell on you to never love again" and shit like that lol

leeroy110 · 2021-01-22T11:21:56+00:00

Smash and dash.

bottomLobster · 2021-01-22T12:23:02+00:00

Does she have a cat? If yes, it's color is very important!

thecarryone · 2021-01-22T12:25:40+00:00

Don’t stick your dick in crazy.

Kuneyah · 2021-01-22T12:42:05+00:00

I believe the name of the practice is wiccan..I've done some research after seeing many girls in my highschool "convert" and start collecting "magic crystals" and using astrology and the signs...if I were you I wouldn't get involved with this chick.

GayLubeOil · 2021-01-22T15:32:24+00:00

Occult Practice: Sex Magick.

Witchcraft teaches this for personal gain. The witch must sacrifice the life giving energy for the sake of her demons and hope to receive something.. The most common request is more money. In this you can see nakedly the point of the occult. Instead of shunning personal gain and greed by giving (the spiritual cure for greed, and prayer the spiritual cure to lacking), they want to try and cure the need by having more. The fundamental motive of all spells is personal benefit. In sex Magick the occultist focuses their intentions on what they want, and perform some rituals to show exactly who they are doing it for and what they expect in return. This undoubtedly fills the person's life with more and more demons.

ChadsGrandfather · 2021-01-22T09:21:03+00:00

it only works if you believe in it

Seems like you do

Abort mission! Abort!

Otherwise best way to deal with this without developing bad blood on her end is to be honest

Tell her that you’re interested but her witchcraft stuff makes you uncomfortable Also tell her that you don’t want a relationship

She might be completely cool and tell you she just wants to fuck.

Just my two cents. You do you though

Secret_Twitch · 2021-01-22T14:48:32+00:00

Girls that are in to witchcraft are Freaks brother. All you have to do is make believe that you are somewhat into that shit, and before you know it you will be doing things to her that you can't even imagine at this moment. Just make it clear to her that you are the Wizard to her witch. Similar to a Dom/sub relationship only your are adding in some black magic. You are the Wizard/Dom and only when you pass on the power to her may she use it sparingly. Put on some black eyeliner and start making a list of everything you have ever wanted to do to a woman's body, cause Abracadabra motherfucker all three holes of hers are fair game to whatever you decide to stick in them as a part of your ritual.

Azurnoob · 2021-01-22T14:53:06+00:00

Every girl I've been with who liked witchcraft had bad relations with their father. Its a control coping strategy to validate themselves

WTTT · 2021-01-22T14:32:51+00:00

People only get into witchcraft because they want to control shit, or make things go more of their way. We can conclude that like most women, she is controlling, but unlike most women, she is willing to dabble into dark arts for it. This is a big red flag. Although she may be young and take it as an interest or hobby now, if she continues on this path it will lead to darker things, doing darker things for more control. Some part of you is asking for help which also means some part of you knows not to pursue. There are more women in the world, maybe not in front of you at the moment but they're around. The juice isn't worth the squeeze.

omega_dawg93 · 2021-01-22T15:06:04+00:00

nothing wrong with fucking a stable witch... just don't fuck a crazy bitch.

l2oland · 2021-01-22T16:26:12+00:00

If a girl I met tells me she's interested in witchcraft I'd think she's probably bullshitting. However; on the off chance that she's not, it's best not to attract such negativity to you.

There's a lot more to this universe than we're aware of, and having run into a negative entity before, I can assure you they're real. (Not going into that story.)

Now more than likely she doesn't ACTUALLY practice witchcraft, that type of stuff takes a lot of discipline which average girls tend to lack. With that being said, I'd still pass because consider the type of person someone has to be to be claiming they practice.

At best it's just attention seeking, at worst it's a crazy societal reject.

Pick who you fuck wisely, and as the saying goes... don't. fuck. crazy.

StackRedemption · 2021-01-22T10:55:01+00:00

Women are into all sorts of weird shit. I would ignore it.

ThrowawayYAYAY2002 · 2021-01-22T10:56:46+00:00

Make her your sub.

Plenty_good_stuff · 2021-01-22T12:25:28+00:00

Red flag

Ensifror · 2021-01-22T13:40:25+00:00

I'd date her. Just remember to dress as Dumbledore to the first date. She'll do anything to impress the headmaster.

HoedownInBrownTown · 2021-01-22T13:41:47+00:00

She would ride you like a broomstick but I think she's hubble bubble toil and trouble.

The_Peoples_Asshole · 2021-01-22T14:15:32+00:00

I have HUGE alarms going off in my head as most of us do about these particular types of girls. I just mention my warlock capabilities, speak a couple words in jacked up Rosaette Stone Latin, and then let her witch’s sleeve be filled by my sorcerer’s wand.

Shit test, my brotha.

SelectReaction · 2021-01-22T14:29:06+00:00

She might turn you into a newt, and you might not get better. Caution advised

Cautious_Number_95 · 2021-01-22T15:02:27+00:00

Stick your dick in her and check if she uses it as a broom to fly

mrmaskfawkes · 2021-01-22T15:34:11+00:00

Yes its safe,, but warning witch girls are typically freaks in the sheets and typically have some issues. My best advice is treat it like a hobby she has and you'll be fine. You'll be fine.

bachbozo · 2021-01-22T16:39:22+00:00

hahahaha

as long as she ain't heavier than a duck, you should be good! had some close calls in the past and now always bring Johann, my duck, when meeting a broad for the first time; CAN NEVER BE TOO SAFE.

HisRoyalAwesomeness · 2021-01-22T16:41:18+00:00

Eh...pass on it

Head_Attention7689 · 2021-01-22T16:45:18+00:00

Bro, look through her stuff, she probably got a little voodoo doll that looks just like you, with tiny pin pricks around it’s dick and wallet

Time-Bookkeeper-5518 · 2021-01-22T17:31:57+00:00

Yeah , drop her like a sack of potatoes. Stay away from those bad vibes. Plenty of other cute girls that will want u if you’re doing it right .

longjeep2005 · 2021-01-22T18:17:35+00:00

It’s irrelevant, just a chick hobby

New_Guard · 2021-01-22T22:02:57+00:00

The best lays of my life were from a crazy girl who "practiced witchcraft" and was a "faerie rather than a human." Obviously there was no potential for anything remotely serious with that crazy bullshit, but I played along with her games enough to spend some good sexy times around her for a while, and it certainly provided interesting psychological observations. She kind of went to boarding school as a teen, so had limited relations with her parents (daddy issues), and she also felt a lot of stress around the "puritanical expectations for females in society." So rather than just being a strong person and defying societal expectations because she wanted to be a slut, she side stepped those expectations by fantasizing a personal transmogrification into a faerie princess when she was out in the forest and "met a forest spirit." Yes, I stuck my dick in crazy. Her faerie beliefs were all about harnessing and maximizing her feminine sexual energies. She had this whole mythos about all the different kinds of orgasms she could have, and what alternate planes of reality each would take her into. Sex and orgasming were her most profound forms of religious ritual.

Whatever. I tolerated all that bullshit for a while because all three of her holes were my free domain every single time to do the most aggressive things you can imagine to. I figured out how to give her all of her different types of reality-transcending orgasms, and then in our sessions she'd frequently cum more than 100 times with amazing volumes of squirting and screaming. I've never found a woman who remotely compares, sexually.

She was young and sexy then. Now she's about at the wall, has been unhinged and whimsical too long to maintain a healthy life, and seems to be descending into alcoholism. There may be deeper mental illness too - who knows, I'm not really in contact with her anymore.

If you get a chance to play with a witchcraft girl, definitely get the experience. But don't formally date her or otherwise get entrapped.

Cool-Blacksmith4030 · 2021-01-22T09:45:12+00:00

So you’ve heard? - who from?

Most witchcraft is all fun and games.

I suggest surprise her by dressing up as Gandolf and rail her with your mighty staff!

The advice given so far is all borderline nonsense, if she does something your not happy with just move on. But if she’s like a cute goth chick this whole witchcraft thing is just play.

My first partner was into it would do like love spells and shit it just made her more into me. No idea if she did anything dark but I have all my limbs and nothing has shrank ;)

Obviously there’s some black magic out there I’m very sceptical, heard shit about Indian black magic that can make a limb go paralysed if you touch a cursed object.

Story is an aunty of a friend of mine (who’s Indian), went to Indian and walked past some beggars, ignored them and whatever and one beggar put a coin in her way (abit odd) she (the aunty) picked it up and her daughter struck her ha d so she would drop the coin saying it could be cursed.

Over the months that arm got weaker and weaker and eventually settled into a paralysed state.

My opinion it was by luck it was that arm and something else happened to her could have been nerve damage.

Bottom line it only “works” if you believe in it and majority of the horrible stuff you’ll only feel affected by if you are around the person doing it because if you are around someone who wishes bad for you, guess what they will make your life shitty!

Another story haha —— Had an Indian partner and her aunty (different from the story above) despised my partner her niece. Whenever my partner at the time went to visit that side of the family and that aunt was there, she would come back and be all out of energy and depressed and shit.

Anyway overtime she told me about black magic and things people can do - one of them like poisoning drinks to drain you of energy.

She was suspicious that her aunty was the one doing it because she only felt sick after seeing her. My old partner got better after cutting contact.

What to learn from this, real dark magic comes from people’s behaviours and how that impacts your life.

Tldr; Just look for negative behaviour my friend and move on if she disrespects you. She may be playing with it to nurture her child side which could be a cute and positive thing.

Tldr - defence; Give her a Gandolf railing with your staff!

Entertain989 · 2021-01-22T18:47:42+00:00

Stay a virgin and wait till your 30's. That should make you a powerful enough wizard to handle any curse she throw's at you!

drkinferno72 · 2021-01-22T20:30:58+00:00

Does she have a tattoo of jack skellington?

HurricaneHugues · 2021-01-23T10:30:49+00:00

If she can't manifest $100 via a ritual, she can't do shit

Jamahamakaze · 2021-01-23T21:10:01+00:00

I'd be getting into some heavy occult kink with this one

MrNeurotypical · 2021-01-24T00:44:30+00:00

At least she doesn't think she's a princess like 99% of other chicks.

Title	Witchcraft
Author	thecruzzer
Upvotes	37
Comments	76
Date	January 22, 2021 7:33 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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