Blowjobs, do they happen?

WootangWood · 2012-06-09T14:47:29+00:00

Tell girls that you don't like blow jobs because you can never get off from them. They see it as a challenge. Booom, problem solved.

hitlersasshair · 2012-06-09T15:40:10+00:00

They seem to happen about as often as periods happen

Link_GR · 2012-06-09T15:03:16+00:00

Actually, I've never had sex without oral first. And some have just given straight out blowjobs...

puffybaba · 2012-06-10T00:12:31+00:00

Related; I've heard guava juice and pineapple juice makes your cum taste better.

rustoof · 2012-06-09T12:48:00+00:00

In my experience legit "drop to your knees and suck me off" blowjobs are rare. They tend to happen in relationships (be that fwb or ltr). Now oral as foreplay is fairly common, not only for how it feels but the lubrication factor.

If you want a good solid bj, then drop two hotness points from what you would date. So lets say i want a cute HB 8 because i think hb 10s are too much work. If i want a good bj i need to grab a 6, and make her think she has a chance if she works hard.

2012-06-09T13:30:45+00:00

Really? Near enough every girl I've slept with has given me a blowjob, and I've had more BJ-closes (lol) then F-closes, maybe my piece looks tasty?

thedancingbear · 2012-06-09T15:06:08+00:00

There's a poster below who's on to something, which is that the greater the perceived difference in social value, the greater the frequency. If a girl thinks she's got to work to keep you, then she'll put in more effort, and this is a form of effort that women (correctly) think most guys are into. Conversely, a guy who thinks he's really lucky to have landed a certain girl will try and do more to make her happy; men tend not to express this as eating pussy (though it's certainly not a bad idea), but the concept is the same.

That said, dating ugly girls just to get head is a self-defeating strategy. Raise your own value instead.

wtjones · 2012-06-09T13:15:33+00:00

I like "I'm really turned on by a wet, sloppy blowjob". Just be honest with the girl. It won't work every time, but more often than not. Put yourself out there and you'll get way more of what you want.

CoolJazzGuy · 2012-06-10T23:27:17+00:00

I once had that, it was at a garage party that I arranged and it was a few days after a concert I had. The girl was a groupie and a slut, so it was pretty easy.

gabriot · 2012-06-09T23:20:42+00:00

how the hell have you had sex without first getting a blowjob? Every time I've ever had sex it always starts with a blowjob. Always.

itsiceyo · 2012-06-09T19:15:04+00:00

fat girls give the best blowjobs because they're always hungry

fragglemook · 2012-06-09T16:29:29+00:00

I find that giving them a good, fast, hard, long fucking until they're exhausted and have come a few times makes them want to please you in any way they know how.

scratchnatural · 2012-06-09T20:38:25+00:00

Girls don't like to give blowjobs, the sluttier ones do though. In my experience the fatter the girl is the more likely she is gonna suck your dick. Guys don't usually think hey I want head, they go I wanna fuck that girl. I bet it has something to do with inexperience as well. Oh yeah my friend likes to pull out and get a blowjob after sex. Try.

Illmerican · 2012-06-10T03:26:16+00:00

At first I was like "that's racist!"... But then I remembered literally every Asian girl I've hooked up with (20-30) has been awesome at giving head.

Title	Blowjobs, do they happen?
Author	Dexter77
Upvotes	24
Comments	32
Date	June 9, 2012 9:12 AM UTC (14 years ago)
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