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[–]themostgianthorse 177 points178 points179 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
“Guys! I have this girl naked in my bed with her legs behind her head. You think she’s DTF?!”
C’mon man! Ask her to hang out
[–]bandsupjay 57 points58 points59 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Idek how these guys get girls
[–]burncushlikewood 18 points19 points20 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Lol, some people are really clueless even when the signs are there, invite her over clean your house and put the moves on, this one sounds like a layup bro
[–]bandsupjay 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Seriously i really dont get it its kinda weird..
[–]Working_State_2521 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's like I know every ioi and what to do but thry never happen to me, while these guys get the most blatant shit and are clueless
It's unfair
[–]Live-Ad-6309 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They don't. That's why they ask these questions.
[–]7Birdies 60 points61 points62 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
She probably did it as a friend or sister
[–]RinkyInky 10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Or mum
[–]oooliveoil 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Aunt maybe
[–]JohnnyLazer17 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🤣
[–]_0neTwo_ 92 points93 points94 points 4 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
We can't tell you without first seeing the nude
[–]gym_brah81 12 points13 points14 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Based, yea OP we need some proof of id for her as well.
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[–]7Birdies 18 points19 points20 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Bro use your brain please
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😂😂 mans has to be trolling
[–]Emmy-bby 31 points32 points33 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don’t do that if she finds out you sent it to other ppl you can get put in jail or fined or put on the sex offender registry 🥰
[–]Themrhalo3freak 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bruh moment
[–]millhows 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Which gas station do you say you worked at…?
[–]bandeznuts 24 points25 points26 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Take a selfie on the toilet. Then a pic of the turd. Then say DTF? With a 😮
[–]Environmental_Cress2 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🤣🤣🤣
[–]Specialist_Offer317 10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
bruh… you dint even need to escalate just tell her to come over
[–]NiNj4_C0W5L4Pr 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"Should i have kissed this girl? I just couldn't bring myself to do it so we both got out of the shower, toweled off and she went home."
[–]fcizzle 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“She ask me to rub her down, but she told our friends she doesn’t like it when people touch her, mixed signals?”
[–]Emmy-bby 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bro… 🤦♀️🤦♀️ why tf else would she send that common sense dude use it
[–]sixxohhwitaratchet 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
you might as well sue the company for sexual harassment and get paid cause idk what else you want
[–]antsmasher 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Send her my way and I will tell you if she is DTF.
[–]bandsupjay 11 points12 points13 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My guy you escalate the situation by tuning into your actual instinct, waking the fuck up and hitting her up instead of second guessing urself running to reddit
[–]hagakurejunkie 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's an aggressive opening. It could have also been just for validation and to get you to simp. I'd ask her to hang out like "Come out with me friday night"
[–]DennisReynoIds 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sexual harassment lawsuit then take that money and get you a real trophy
[–]CornHuskular 21 points22 points23 points 4 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
Nah dude she probably just sent you nudes as a friend. “Wanna listen to Netflix later?” “You look too damn fine in that photo, how about I come over give you a few more angles to try”
[–]mrblack-- 11 points12 points13 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Damn these are a bit.. lame
[–]CornHuskular 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Probably so lmao
[–]MentalCelOmega 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Report her to your HR department immediately.
[–]RoyalYogurtdispenser 16 points17 points18 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Dude, while she is in the middle of a casual conversation, swagger on up and say "just got the pictures, like what I saw. Can I come over and see in person?" If anyone asks, just say " she had something she thought I might be interested in" . Bonus points if you interrupt an orbiter
[–]bandeznuts 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Pretty big dick move
[–]RoyalYogurtdispenser 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The best part is, he doesn't have to be a dick about it. Just a quick interjection and say to hit him back up about the details when she has a chance and move on. Nobody but them at the work place would know, like an inside joke
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
go to her cubical bend her over and fuck her raw. then cum on her mouth and make her swallow it
[–]zackit 38 points39 points40 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah but isn't that a little too subtle?
[–]Celtic50 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well. That’s one option I guess
[–]ThatOneArcanine 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tf
[–]tlthang 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tell her you want some milk!
[–]OneWorld87 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
To poundtown!
[–]mrblack-- 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah
[–]juevch97 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m gonna need you to post an update on what happens next.
[–]genoherpasyphilaids -2 points-1 points0 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Send her one back
[–]simbuah 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Wanna order take-out and hang out at my place?"
She invited herself over already lol
[–]AffectionateTime2140 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
dont do anything she will trap u lmao
[–]KAOSIIWIZ7DOME 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ummm share the picture... for scientific study of course.
[–]rogue0820 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Hey guys I got a milf nude but don’t wanna brag so I’m going to ask a dumb question instead!”
[–]JohnnyLazer17 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ask her if she wants a bang.
[–]luhvxr 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
definitely attracted yes
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Do whatever feels right
[–]bufffrog 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah shes just looking for a babysitter
[–]3SidedDie 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Could be. Could have been an accident. It could be so many things.
It once happened to me when I was teaching a coworker how to use the editing tool on google photos to censor her own pic. Then she sent the uncensored version to me as a test by mistake.
She was like "like this"?
Nope. Definetly not censored. At all.
You're like a son to her
i hope you're trolling
[–]canuckle1211 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LMAO this guy...
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