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[–]megaracerx 86 points87 points88 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yea, if you pay enough hookers you could call it a blowjob party.
[–]howtoloveadaisy 46 points47 points48 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
lmao I never even heard of this before. this is a fantasy
[–]MattPruga 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
happened to my buddy eric once
[–]MaximumReflection 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah. At another college.
[+]Worth_Instance2714 -29 points-28 points-27 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I feel there are woman out there that are actually into this
[–]kfudgingdodd 33 points34 points35 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I bet you do my friend
[–]MaximumReflection 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dawg, its just porn!
[–]sk07ch 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Maybe rather if you go to a dark room.
[–]franikolai 31 points32 points33 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
There’s only 2 ways this is happening with women:
You’re a super famous celebrity and you invited a bunch of Instagram wanna be models to your tour bus.
You paid a bunch of hookers.
Other than that? Tough luck. Maybe on a computer screen lol
Bonus: college orgy definitely a possibility.
[–]that_nagger_guy 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Or be the sexiest mfer with the best game ever.
[–]franikolai 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
GigaChad is the exception here
You rang?
Edit: Sorry, no luck with the blow job party though.
[–]TheFriendliestSloot 59 points60 points61 points 4 years ago (16 children) | Copy Link
No lol
[+]Worth_Instance2714 -29 points-28 points-27 points 4 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link
Really?
[–]TheFriendliestSloot 50 points51 points52 points 4 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
Obviously not. You gotta lay off the porn if you think that's something that happens in real life without paying sex workers for it
[–]MaximumReflection 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I was curious if he just messing with us so, I went to this dudes post history. That shit was funny as hell, but he really needs to lay off the porn. Maybe find a hobby.
[–]l_wear-fedoras 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Holy shit talk about being a coomer. OP go to therapy.
[+]Worth_Instance2714 -37 points-36 points-35 points 4 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
Unless you have really good game and know a girl and her friends that are down maybe u can
[–]GavinBrennan100 57 points58 points59 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
It depends, I think most girls that would do that are A) mentally Ill B) a sex worker C)your mum
[–]BaBaBlackshepp 12 points13 points14 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Remind me to give this man an award.
[–]froshcon5 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Give this man an award
[–]BaBaBlackshepp 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
G
Done
[–]TalktotheJITB 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
A w a r d
[–]BaBaBlackshepp 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Awarded
[–]introsetsam 11 points12 points13 points 4 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
no game in the world attracts a girl and all her friends to want to suck you off at the same time. no. this is not a thing.
[+]Worth_Instance2714 -12 points-11 points-10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Bark4Soul 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah dude, and also the Avengers are real too. Keep watching all that content 😑
[–]invaderjif 24 points25 points26 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sure it is. Those nigerian princes throw them all the time. Just gotta wire them their due.
[–]kathruins 30 points31 points32 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
first step in seduction is to leave your fucking basement. you live in a fantasy world.
[–]Devario 12 points13 points14 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Lifestyle parties.” Single men not allowed. Drugs common or banned.
TLDR swingers
[–]Rumpleforeskin404 30 points31 points32 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I thought it's more of a guy thing?? You know, allowing your beloved bros to fiddle around with your joystick when it's game night?
[–]SocialReject101 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wingmanship done correctly
[–]Paltenburg 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I mean there are swingers parties where such a thing might happen. But then it's couples getting together, not single women.
[–]ForTheLoveofGeese 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hopefully you’re trolling because this is a ridiculous question. At 33 years old do you truly believe this?
[–]Ecofre-33919 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Gay men do. Check out a bath house.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
There was a research that gay men are in avg more successful than straight men. One hypothesis is because gay men have all these free time because they can just order sex like uber without any cost.
[–]Ecofre-33919 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Successful at what - getting sex? Sure. Men are all sluts. No one is going to be left carrying a baby for 9 months. Plus you are often of equal strength so they can’t beat you up. Wham bam thank you sir and go.
But there are down sides to quick sex and it is not for everyone.
[–]SadBox4529 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
I once ended up at a bath house coz I thought there would be some Milfs lurking, ended up hiding in the corner coz al i heard were dudes moaning.
[–]Ecofre-33919 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
Did some buddy of yours play a joke on you?
Yeah you were sadly mistaken. I’ve heard that there are some that let women in - but that is only recent and not common at all. The vast majority are for men only and there are usually signs on the way in saying it’s men only and for men who like to have sex with men. Period. I’ve never been to one that let women in - and I’ve been to many.
[–]SadBox4529 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What I witnessed that day was closer to a scene in a prison movie. Dark lit rooms with porn playing everywhere and dudes walking around in towels giving each other choosing signals. Never again.
[–]Ecofre-33919 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah if you are not in to guys it’s not the place for you.
But for those who are - it’s a good place to get laid. No one is there against their will. You can sex in the play areas - rent a room and have sex their.
[–]Vulturo 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
As much as I’d like them to be, they aren’t. No such convention.
But you can get yourself one if you pay a fuckton of hookers. I’m more of a giver, so I would have myself a pussy buffet.
[–]chateauhearstielive 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Rule number one of fight club: Never go down on a hooker, let alone multiple working girls simultaneously. Lips gonna be burning 🥵
[–]Vulturo 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Ah well. I’m afraid that’s what does it for me. Sex feels incomplete without eating pussy. That said, it’s all just fantasy - having a pick of 5 or 6 to eat. Have had myself a mini-buffet as part of a threesome. But obviously don’t imagine it really going down like that with a fleet of hookers.
[–]chateauhearstielive 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I feel what you’re saying. I reminisced on 3-4somes fildly while reading your comment. And I totally see what you’re getting at. Nothing against sex workers, or connilingus. I just advocate for safety.
Also lmao @ pvssy buffet. Haha cheers mate
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This isn’t rocket science
[–]IHateEditedBgMusic 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is the only guide where Profit is step #1
[–]66VALHALLA66 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahaha you wish
[–]slickestwood 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They ain't going to a party that lasts 30 seconds
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In jail maybe.
[–]EvadingTaxes -3 points-2 points-1 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
No, it’s bit usually that there’s special parties just fir that, apart from swinger parties. It’s more something that can happen/evolve naturally at parties where there’s a lot of stuff going on and obviously a shitton of drugs increasing libido
[–]introsetsam 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
yeah, but that’s probably an orgy, not just a bunch of women sucking one dudes dick with nothing in return
[–]EvadingTaxes -1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
True, unless it’s one of the parties at 16/17 where they still were self conscious and got into fights about who gave better blowjibs. I’ve seen it happen a couple times before but I don’t think that it happens much after 19
[–]introsetsam 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
if you’re not full of shit, then what you saw is completely rare and you got lucky. this is not a thing that this guy can just hope and wish for and think that it actually happens enough to be realistic
[–]EvadingTaxes 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I mean I think it’s something that comes with going to bigger parties with people that have little inhibitions sober and then combining that with all kinds of drugs. Theres 15 year olds i know that smoked crack, regularly go to cloud parties etc.
The interesting thing is that I actually used to be very shut in but I definitely agree that it’s unrealistic for OP to expect this
[–]FlatDistance5 -3 points-2 points-1 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Probably but for a select group of people….. I believe there was a party like that for vets. They’d come in get tattoos beers and blowjobs as a thank you for their service. If I find the video I’ll link it
[–]Bark4Soul 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Look at his other posts and you'll figure this one real quick, the most face-palm you will do today.
[–]SpookyKG 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
yikes. no.
yikes, your comment history
[–]wabbuwabbu 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wish
[–]day_dreamer9711 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No, they don't throw parties with a purpose to blow one specific dude. But you can get invited to a threesome or something like that
[–]Psychological_Hunt24 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
These happen at bachelorette parties, some girls get wild and will suck off the male stripper they hired and sometimes they do more.
I saw a post one time of a guy talking about how his wife went to one and he saw a video of his wife jerking the male stripper off and letting him cum on her chest and he still married her.
[–]spb1 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
yeah all the time dude, you dont go to these?
[–]pepepoopoo567890 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Unless you're talking about an orgy or something then no.
[–]joos11 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Look up ‘Rainbow Party.’ I think that’s what you’re referring to. It’s a semi popular YA book featured on Oprah once. The party itself seems to mostly be urban legend.
[–]shaggy2gay 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
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