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[–]Ryu_Saki 210 points211 points212 points 4 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
That's a fun story thanks for sharing. Also make new post or do a reply in here if she actually texted/called you back. :D
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[–]MrColfax 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's probably really shy
[–]Ksawery735 9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
!remindme 2 days
[–]chilihummus 25 points26 points27 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
!remindme 8 years
[–]Comfortable_Tension2 19 points20 points21 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
remind you of what in 8 years? number of kids?
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!remindme 5 days
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!remindme 4 days
[–]ChesterEucrine 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
remindme 5 days
1re,
[–]abishaimufc 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]doctor-stabs 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]kinderdemon 133 points134 points135 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Dead certain the manager has the crush
[–]alien_from_earth012 64 points65 points66 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And she got his number too. Smart woman. Date her op.
[–]slickestwood 98 points99 points100 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Be a trooper she hasn't had her dough kneaded in years probably
[–]WordsHugsAndTea 41 points42 points43 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Longing to have her bun filled with cream
[–]TheYoungLegend25 28 points29 points30 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She’s had the bull and now she wants wants the young calf
[–]HughBeaumont500 112 points113 points114 points 4 years ago (16 children) | Copy Link
What if you discovered it was a girl you didn't find attractive?
Would you still frequent the same bakery, or find a new one?
[–]fafxuwize 164 points165 points166 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
change your identity and move countries
[–]TommyWilson43 44 points45 points46 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The only rational solution
[–]x-w-j 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Escobar just lived in the mountains.
[–]ChesterEucrine 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Move plants
[–]Nosing30 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Move furniture
[–][deleted] 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]SigmundFreud 46 points47 points48 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah, it's really not that big a deal. Next time you go you can just wear a ski mask and sunglasses.
[–][deleted] 13 points14 points15 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Carry a shotgun too, just so they think you are a robber instead of working there.
[–]fall0ut 10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes I would. I would also be an adult and tell the girl she isn't my type. No need to be awkward when you can just be real.
[–]HughBeaumont500 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Been incarcerated. Can confirm
[–]throwaway_womenstuff 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bruh…
[–]Long8D 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Quit job and move to another state, easy.
[–]phoxmike7 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Wym bro. Mans got to at least hit and then dip. Can’t pass free …
[–]R_FireJohnson 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Can if you get a STD
[–][deleted] 48 points49 points50 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think its the manager who has a crush.
[–]MuMuGorgeus 31 points32 points33 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The "Dont shit where you eat" advice was never so proper LOL
[–]notLOL 11 points12 points13 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Stop eating
[–]Dwaynedibley24601 45 points46 points47 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's the manager... you missed the "Do you want to know who it is?" cue... SURPRISE ITS ME! women do this shit all the time... she had to test you to see 1. availability 2. interest.. and 3. how you react to a stranger having a crush on you. All without fear of rejection. High school girl 101. They never outgrow it... Go back.. ask her out...
[–]Captain_Kaiflow 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Plot twist: the manager is the one with the crush
[–]creamyturtle 13 points14 points15 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
next time ask the girl to write her number down for you. when left open-ended like that, most girls won't make the first move
[–]ethical_slut 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
No? He made the first move by providing the number…so responding would not be the first move.
[–]xNilon 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Technicay true, but still chance is high that they won't write.
[–]Realityinmyhand 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sometimes, you need to make the first move. And the second... and the third. Easier said than done, I know. But that's just how it is sometimes.
Not asking to see who it is, can also communicates that OP would date anyone. Which can backfire.
[–]vermaelen 9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cool would be interesting to see if she was hot.
[–]daysinnroom203 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah how much do you like this bakery? Lol- don’t let it get too messy if you want to keep going there.
[–]TempAcc64 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Get her flours
[–]EyeNTJ 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Underrated
[–]vanillapopsicle 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is bad strategy. You escalated by giving number. Now if she texts and you’re not attracted, it’s gonna be weird for her. 2/10
[–]Voltz_got_a_potato 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It has to be her anxiety. Leave it like that, the ball is in her court now. What you could have done instead is write a comforting message to console how she feels and let her know that you would like to get to know her sometime. That IMO would have been equivalent for her to approach you next time you go inside the bakery although she might have also felt wierd where the manager spilled the beans and now she feels like a personal info has just been blown that makes her really uncomfortable.
[–]mister_yuck 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
100% chance it was the manager my dude!
[–]Less_Atmosphere3931 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m curious as to why she didn’t text you back. Maybe she’s embarrassed
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Waiting for episode 2..
[–]everyth1ngscopacetic 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Smooth operator! Need updates
[–]Domin8u315 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Cute! Glad you aren’t so superficial.
[–]calizoomer 9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What lol. Dude literally gave his number and didn't know who it was. Non-superficial is dating someone because you like their personality. Dude literally just leaving it up to chance.
Looks desperate and inattentive, which is why the girl hasn't texted yet. Dude doesn't like the girl for any quality/interaction they had that might be romantic. Just literally only that it was one of them or another.
[–]Domin8u315 -2 points-1 points0 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That he gave it a chance without knowing to get yo know her.
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[–]Domin8u315 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
That he he would rather be surprised than to see what she looked like
[–]Domin8u315 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
What part of “aren’t” did you miss?
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[–]Domin8u315 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fine how about this? I truly don’t care either way, just like they are entitled to their preference, they are also entitled to their opinion and this truly has no bearing in my life to matter enough to me to argue about. Clear enough for you?
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
she's bullshitting you.
[–]kissingfrogstoo -1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It was probably her!!!
[–]SlugTheToad 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
maybe invite her for an icecream and a walk in the park, that would be a sweet move, wouldn't it, u/asscrack_icecream?
[–]Shepiuuu 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]messingjuri 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
remindme! 5 days
[–]Piece_Radiant 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It is probably the manager herself that has a crush on you. If you don't get a text at all, then it is her
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
!remindme 3 days
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!remindme 14 days
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