Did I Just Get Sh*t Tested?!

DeliveryDue5787 · 2022-06-23T19:20:10+00:00

Interesting.. in those situations it’s best to not try to defend ur self and just say something along the lines of yes.. don’t u? Or something playful

libert-y · 2022-06-23T19:41:10+00:00

You failed the test my friend

Dearly_beloved_1078 · 2022-06-23T19:27:04+00:00

Shit tested? Don't know that one. What's that mean?

Altec5499 · 2022-06-23T19:50:54+00:00

Never defend yourself. Agree and amplify. “Absolutely… my current top prospect is my grandma. She’s a fierce little sea donkey”

CompetitionFair7686 · 2022-06-23T20:00:12+00:00

It was a shit test, your reply wasn’t the best as you allowed her to break your frame by trying to defend yourself or deny what you are doing.

Her: “You flirt the same with everyone?”
You: “Sometimes, but it’s more fun when i flirt with you”

or

You: “Just with my male friends, but i thought let’s make an exception today”

If she says: “so you gay?” (another shit test to see if you have fragile masculinity)

You: “Oh yes darling, but then I met you and I think I found the cure”

Nullroute127 · 2022-06-23T19:55:59+00:00

Yes, that's a pretty classic shit test. It's a variant of, "You use that line with every girl don't you?"

The play on that one I like is the agree and exaggerate, "Yes, you were the last girl on the planet I needed to flirt with that way. Took a while"

This response kicks the ball back in her court and is likely to make her think how ludicrous her accusation is in reality.

Your response I think technically passes the shit test, but does some damage in the process. She interpreted your comment as flirty; this is good. She gave you a shit test in response, this is good. However, it caused you to take a defensive position and comes off like you're retracting your tease and are bailing out in response to her shit test. Even though your words pass the shit test by making her think she's misinterpreted the situation, didn't do it in the right way.

You should have leaned in and increased magnitude.

Some other options:

"yes, but only to women who are over 200 degrees" (This is clever, but won't work on girls who are airheads, reserve this kind of line for intellectual girls).

"How did you know I had a relationship with Everyone? She was my sneaky link" (The joke here being "Everyone" is someone's name. Implies you have sexual experience and interjects the idea of sex in an otherwise non sexual context, without it being too cringe).

"yes, how do you think I got that promotion from my Boss Steve?" (Funny, but doesn't escalate much - but gives you a humorous, not serious vibe if you need to build comfort. Slightly clever because you're misinterpreting 'everyone' to include men).

"If that's your idea of flirting, my actual flirts will be too much for you to handle. Might be best we stop now" (cocky/push away. Use cautiously).

monstawonder · 2022-06-23T20:59:39+00:00

In my opinion, you don't failed the shit test completely. It would be worse if you started saying shit like "What you mean? I only talk with you!" etc. You could have said something else, it's true, but it wasn't all bad. Forget it and move on, we can't always pass all the shit tests! ;)

poly_nerdy_panda · 2022-06-23T19:54:15+00:00

I would have put "people can flirt on text? " and put a meme or something. I always take covos off the phone i wrote why in this seduction reddit like last week why

Nullroute127 · 2022-06-23T19:55:36+00:00

Yes, that's a pretty classic shit test. It's a variant of, "You use that line with every girl don't you?"

The play on that one I like is the agree and exaggerate, "Yes, you were the last girl on the planet I needed to flirt with that way. Took a while"

This response kicks the ball back in her court and is likely to make her think how ludicrous her accusation is in reality.

Your response I think technically passes the shit test, but does some damage in the process. She interpreted your comment as flirty; this is good. She gave you a shit test in response, this is good. However, it caused you to take a defensive position and comes off like you're retracting your tease and are bailing out in response to her shit test. Even though your words pass the shit test by making her think she's misinterpreted the situation, didn't do it in the right way.

You should have leaned in and increased magnitude.

Some other options:

"yes, but only to women who are over 200 degrees" (This is clever, but won't work on girls who are airheads, reserve this kind of line for intellectual girls).

"How did you know I had a relationship with Everyone? She was my sneaky link" (The joke here being "Everyone" is someone's name. Implies you have sexual experience and interjects the idea of sex in an otherwise non sexual context, without it being too cringe).

"yes, how do you think I got that promotion from my Boss Steve?" (Funny, but doesn't escalate much - but gives you a humorous, not serious vibe if you need to build comfort. Slightly clever because you're misinterpreting 'everyone' to include men).

"If that's your idea of flirting, my actual flirts will be too much for you to handle. Might be best we stop now" (cocky/push away. Use cautiously).

NiNj4_C0W5L4Pr · 2022-06-23T20:56:38+00:00

Any time she controls the frame and takes you out of your frame is a shit test. Shit tests can also = frame grab. You crumbled. She won that round. Remember, your frame is stronger than hers. Your frame is to remain unphased by what she says. When she catches you off guard your response is the reply with an even bigger absurdity. The funnier the better. [EDIT]: Predictive text shenanigans.

focus_flow69 · 2022-06-23T21:06:03+00:00

Yep and they all love it

Sup3rHD · 2022-06-24T06:56:29+00:00

In the first place, why u are texting her? Just say a day to hang out and talk in person.

incognito3107 · 2022-06-24T09:19:54+00:00

It seems like you are on a good path, her last response was indicating that she actually cares about your schedule like you would be tied together already, also she is apparently teasing you to extract more emotions. You handled that first flirty game very well imo.

TheGoatLives24 · 2022-06-24T12:25:40+00:00

This is clearly flirting. Many sht test come in these forms. Have fun and always have a good counter

Ambitious-Ice2357 · 2022-06-23T19:57:26+00:00

That wasn’t a shit test.

tlthang · 2022-06-23T19:26:45+00:00

Ask a question back. Did it work?

coffee9table9fitness · 2022-06-23T20:34:41+00:00

My reply would be

Only the ones I haven't fucked yet.

Litenpes · 2022-06-23T20:52:07+00:00

Yes, that was a shit test

notarealpersondw · 2022-06-23T21:49:52+00:00

Yeah you did, it was just a lame shit test. In fact I wouldn’t even call it a shit test I’d call it small bantz.

Mindless_Canary5130 · 2022-06-23T22:39:48+00:00

Seems like you qualified yourself by transitioning flirting into joke, instead you could have said only the girls I find cute.

CocoBabeNYC · 2022-06-24T03:19:50+00:00

She gave you a full invitation and you made the excuser move and excused yourself like an excuser. You are little the boy in grade school that a girl kisses on the cheek and he yells "Ewww, grossssss".

Beneficial-Tip-4044 · 2022-06-24T07:12:07+00:00

bro you did it right, if you dont like those types of jokes just dont respond to them, only reply to what you like, respond how youd like. responding to her how you think she wants you to is some beta shit. good job brotha listen to your intuition

Amikatey · 2022-06-24T11:10:26+00:00

Things are going well.. Don't screw it pls.

Title	Did I Just Get Sh*t Tested?!
Author	OutcastByChoice
Upvotes	36
Comments	38
Date	June 23, 2022 7:06 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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