Hey Guys, new to reddit and /r/seduction especially, but not entirely new to the PUA community. I dont consider myself a very good PUA yet, but the social skills and basic desire to constantly improve oneself really makes this appealing to me. I decided to try a few different techniques Id read about here with a few different women. Here is my Field Report of how Direct/Aggressive text game went (well, FB chat to be specific)! Enjoy!

 BACKGROUND: HB08 I met at a party where neither of us knew many other people, we got chatting and clicked pretty well, but she had to leave early and so I only managed to give her my phone number. This text was about a week later:

HB08: Hey. Whats up?

Me: How the fuck are you beautiful? (probably a bit too unnessesary swearing)

HB08: haha Good. Doing much this weekend?

Me: Oh always! You? (answered her, but left something for her to wonder)

HB08: Was meant to go to a mexican party then valley but I didnt get back from the markets so my friends left already... So now nothing haha (she is testing the waters)

Me: wow they sound like shit friends go and do something 10 times as good and rub their faces in it

HB08: They asked if I wanted to meet them in the valley... But I dont want to catch the train by myself or drive because then I would have to drop them home... Haha thats not gonna happen, I might just save my money (again seeing how I respond)

Me: go and have random awesome sex with a guy youve only ever met once (we have only met once, cocky/funny/direct, turned the convo sexual quite early)

HB08: Lol I have never done that before nor would I ever do that (shit test)

Me: yeah me neither, i prefer women (I didnt slip into an apologetic frame, just kept my humor going)

HB08: Same.

Me: hot! (she replied with one word that killed conversation, she deserved the same back.)

HB08: Haha I joke

Me: yeah sure you do, where the hell is SUBURB and why are you there?

HB08: heading towards the OTHER SUBURB, Its where I live unfortunately

Me: woah that sucks! how long does it take you to get to the valley? (popular clubspot)

HB08: I tell people I live there and they go oh... 1hr by train

Me: and you work there at 5am (prior knowlege from out actual in person conversation, showing her I remember her.) ... id hate to think what time you wake up

HB08: What?

Me: im thinking of going up the BEACH this weekend (Didnt want to repeat myself, just moved the conversation on)

HB08: Yea I want to go to the beach... Except I am pale and hate my legs haha (shit test - seeing if i suck up)

Me: ah who needs legs when youve got those eyes (I didnt suck up and tell her she has great legs, like she probably expected to hear, but I still complimented her)

HB08: I am going to get bored quickly tonight.... I am bad when I am bored. (she is escalating now)

Me: yeah you definitely look the type...better find something to do gorgeous... (I respond to the escalation positively, but i dont give her too much praise too soon, im not desperate)

HB08: Haha hopefully.

Me: for $20 il come over with a bottle of vodka (phased like IM doing HER a favor - $20 is a joke to emphasize this, of course I wanna bang her but i dont want to show how much so soon)

HB08: Lol you, me and a bottle of vodka? (shit test to see if I was joking)

Me: for $20. (didnt back down and say 'lol just kidding' simply repeated myself as if she was too stupid to understand the concept. RUDE, but worked)

HB08: Haha I dont usually let people come over... Just because my sister and her boyfriend. (ANOTHER shit test, seeing if i am sure of what i want, or I back out at first resistance)

Me: ah youre the third wheel! i get it (brushed it off as if it was no big deal, didn't try to persuade her to let me come, just cocky funny again.)

HB08: That and they are annoying

Me: thats why you could use some company! (in a kindof 'i was right all along' matter of fact way.)

HB08: Yea lol I think its a good idea (score!)

Me: alright whats your address

HB08: ADDRESS CENSORED FOR OBVIOUS REASONS

Me: alright, 9 ok? (didnt ask what time, just suggested one that suits me, its assertive)

HB08: Yea thats fine

Me: i have the nicest vanilla vodka. il text you if im late (implying I'm a busy man, crude, but effective!)

HB08: All good I need to clean my room its soooooo bad haha I have clothes everywhere

Me: goddam your house is a massive drive! Id better be able to crash the night! (I know i shouldnt have said this, but her house WAS fucking ages away, i needed to totally CONFIRM I could stay the night before driving an hour and drinking only to find im stuck with no bed)

HB08: Yea of course you are lol (left it at that, no reply. went to hers at 9:30)

   I went to her house and F close. I'm not going to lie, I am quite cocky and direct normally but this whole interaction made me feel a bit TOO much like a douchebag, It's not something id be comfortable doing often! But obviously it can be quite powerful when used. MORAL! Great power, Great Responsibility!  Anyway, I hope you enjoyed my FR. This wasnt supposed to be a massive ego trip, or a look at me! post, but I genuinely have been helped by reading other peoples FR reports as I used to have NO text game! If even one person is helped/inspired from this in the same way I was by another post similar to this, then it will have been worth it!  Sorry for the novel! Any advice on improvements or comments in general?