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[–]eveninghopeFDS Apprentice103 points104 points105 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
It's like when you praise a puppy for not shitting on the floor.
[–]q----qFDS Newbie54 points55 points56 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
not even, because that’s an actual accomplishment.
[–]MaisiebrFDS Apprentice8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It is! Like, that lil' baby pup has just hit a new stage of development!🎉 Well, this guy too, but it's a bit late now, innit?
[–]Throwthisaway512FDS Newbie16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m dying over here, needed that laugh today 😭
[–][deleted] 184 points185 points186 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He’s showing his ass by implying that dishes are a woman’s job naturally - and that he doesn’t do dishes when he lives alone. Yikes. 🤡 T h e C l o w n e r y
[–]stbfAAAFDS Newbie62 points63 points64 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
'OmG, he flushed the toilet properly. Look, the gift of God!'
[–]KetoKittenAroundFDS Newbie34 points35 points36 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
He didn’t leave piss all over the seat!!!! Hurry Queens make ready for the most high value of alllll HVM might walk our way... in a huge ass jacket...
[–]epistortis10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Like... why is he doing dishes in his coat though? 🤣
[–]KetoKittenAroundFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Because the sleeves would get wet if he were doing it right.
Damn.
If his woman posted this she is a horrible pick me. Poison.
[–]fim_de_semanaFDS Apprentice111 points112 points113 points 5 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
They’re willing to do work when it can get them back pats. No talk about emotional labor or invisible/“managerial” labor though.
[–]plentyofvengeanceFDS Newbie[S] 58 points59 points60 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
If you look closely you can see those dishes are already clean. Men stealing the fruits of women’s labour. Again.
[–][deleted] 39 points40 points41 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Half the time they don’t even do the stuff right 😂 I had an ex who would “wash the dishes” after I cooked because he wanted to be helpful, but he was terrible at it and left food and grease all over them so I’d just have to do them again later 🙄
[–]HahaneFDS Newbie49 points50 points51 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I heard they do that on purpose so you won't ask them to do that ever again.😅
[–]NYgirl710FDS Apprentice8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
How do you fuck up washing dishes? Just how?!
[–]LordLivreFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Honestly, this is me. I swear the dishes are clean when I'm doing them, but everytime I come back there's always one dish that's still greasy AF, or I missed something. The bubbles and the water make it hard for me to see the smaller less obvious things. 😭
[–]CorriconFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Do you wear rubber gloves when washing dishes? They make it easier to turn the water really hot without hurting your hands
[–]Sage_PlanterFDS Disciple52 points53 points54 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My NVM ex cleaned the stove once. ONCE. He talked about it for weeks as though he slayed a great dragon and lost a limb in the process. Come on, dude.
[–]Half_HaltFDS Newbie43 points44 points45 points 5 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Who stands around in their own home wearing a heavy canvas jacket to do the dishes?
Eta: And where the f--k is the sponge/dish rag/brush? Is the water even on?
[–]misty-museFDS Newbie40 points41 points42 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He didn’t even roll up his damn sleeves. He’s obviously just posing for a photo and would never touch a dirty dish otherwise.
[–]NottodayScroteFDS Apprentice27 points28 points29 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He looks like he has no damn clue what he's doing. Doesn't look natural at all. His mommy is in the background: "No. Hold the plate this way, Billy. You're never gonna get married if they catch on that you're a big fake, Billy".
[–]favoritesoundFDS Newbie26 points27 points28 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So they think it's a woman's job to do dishes, but they no longer think it's a man's job to be the primary breadwinner.
[–][deleted] 26 points27 points28 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Why they call everything “smash”?!
[–]KetoKittenAroundFDS Newbie14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL I didn’t think about that but you’re right !!!
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Because men know how destructive they are. They always tell on themselves with their words.
[–]missyou2017FDS Newbie11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Men and smashing the patriarchy are the polar opposites lol
[–]plummyjellyfishFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is the sort of fellow who brags about taking care of his girlfriend/wife when she's sick. You're SUPPOSED to take care of your partner when they're sick, you dumb muthafugger!
[–]yokoonoyesFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Imagine being the clown who praises her “bare minimum king” on an entire social media platform for rinsing off a plate.
[–]PrincessBeefloofFDS Newbie38 points39 points40 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Isn't she being sarcastic?
[–]yokoonoyesFDS Newbie8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Oh 🤔 Well anywho, I see a lot of girlfriends and wives go on social media praising their partners for bare minimum effort. I guess that’s why I thought this was one of them.
[–]PrincessBeefloofFDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Oh yikes, maybe it isn't then? I don't use anything other than reddit or fb so i don't see these kinds of threads. Gross!
[–]yokoonoyesFDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You’re probably right that it was a sarcastic post. Either way, if the patriarchy is fragile enough to be dismantled by a measly rinsing of a dish, what the hell are we doing here? 😂
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[–]fim_de_semanaFDS Apprentice111 points112 points113 points (7 children) | Copy Link
[–]plentyofvengeanceFDS Newbie[S] 58 points59 points60 points (5 children) | Copy Link
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