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good-day-throwaway · 2020-09-20T10:22:44+00:00

Amazing. The delusion of LVMs has no limits. Just listing random jobs and adjectives now.

And why the hell would I want my partner to be...my...my brother?

Also here's the zinger - even if you fulfill those 5 things to make a man happy, he might still go and get those exact same 5 things from his side chick.

Pasdepromesses · 2020-09-20T10:43:38+00:00

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sstena · 2020-09-20T11:05:32+00:00

Making a man happy won't make him loyal. This is what redpillers don't get.

capgemcap · 2020-09-20T10:04:32+00:00

most of the things listed for the female requirements aren’t... hard?? you’re telling me you can’t deal with basic hygiene and be a pleasant person to just INTERACT with?

MarshmellowMedic13 · 2020-09-20T10:35:37+00:00

See I never found posts like these funny and I couldn’t put a finger on WHY before FDS.

Now I realise, it’s because these posts demonise women to being dEmAnDing (for wanting a friend in a man and not a bangmaid) and men as tRYinG or simps for meeting the expectations of women.

capgemcap · 2020-09-20T11:52:38+00:00

The man list is very short and inaccurate. For all these LVM who care about weight... let’s add anorexic to the list of what we need to be. To all the LVM who care about age... let’s add that too, a woman who NATURALLY never aged past 29. For all the LVM who are obsessed with porn, we must add the woman must pretend to be a sex doll for his gross fetishes, this may include surgery. At the minimum the woman must be open to trying threesomes, anal, and BDSM. The woman must be modest or she is a whore but also must send nudes and allow him to sell her on OnlyFans. And last but not least, women must NEVER forget that despite being a LVM he is above her at all times and she is worthless.

xLunay · 2020-09-20T10:45:07+00:00

I always love seeing the requirements for men of not checking up on where they are or who they talk to - aka, let me cheat in peace.

How to be a scrote’s gf - have sex, cook for him and then leave him alone so he can bang others.

SunsetOwls · 2020-09-20T11:17:32+00:00

That list could have easily been summarized as, "basic human decency."

But that's too hard for LVM.

Ntop__ · 2020-09-20T11:16:23+00:00

Everything from #20 onward are basic qualities expected in a civilized society. Way for the LVM to tell on themselves by admitting they don't belong.

samarsharqi · 2020-09-20T12:03:29+00:00

Psychiatrist? You mean I can stop spending thousands and get my meds dispensed the same place I get my headache? L u c k y

supremelyparanoid · 2020-09-20T12:32:53+00:00

LVM can’t even put the toilet seat down after pissing, how can they honestly say they do all that for women? Lmao. Never.

AnniaT · 2020-09-20T11:41:47+00:00

These are certainly incels who were never in an actual relationship with a woman lol

randomgirlimok · 2020-09-20T13:33:18+00:00

So what men want is a sex slave and maid who lets him cheat on her. Got it.

MagnfiqueMaleficent · 2020-09-20T12:33:21+00:00

Someone es upset he’s being asked to be “true,” “dependable,” “honest,” “clean,” faithful, and give her attention and companionship. What, like it’s hard? They really do tell on themselves.
Also, I’d NEVER let a most straight men decorate a single thing. Plus, I’ve got a dad and a brother. Whoever wrote this is looking for so much male validation, i almost feel sorry for him.

rebel4acause · 2020-09-20T14:45:25+00:00

Utterly delusional.

Most of these are just basic things you'd expect in any partner, regardless of gender... being sympathetic, honest, hygienic, a good listener, not forgetting important dates, etc. Maybe, just maybe, if you aren't or don't do these things, you're just a shitty person.

Changing a lightbulb once in a while does not make you an electrician. Catching a bug a couple times a year doesn't make you an exterminator. And some of these things... a master? a gynaecologist? a psychiatrist? a healer? I could go down every single thing on this list and tell you why it's either ridiculous, or also expected of the woman.

FTLOG.

asteria2002 · 2020-09-20T13:39:32+00:00

So what I get from this list is: men want a servant and a free prostitute, while women want a partner😁 And how is not forgetting her birthdays something hard?

Feed him, sleep with him and leave him alone? I always knew it men don't know love and are incapable of feeling love.

asteria2002 · 2020-09-20T13:43:50+00:00

Sexologist, aka knowing where the clitoris is.

asteria2002 · 2020-09-20T13:43:18+00:00

A friend and a companion isn't that what a partner should be?

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Author	capgemcap
Upvotes	55
Comments	36
Date	September 20, 2020 10:03 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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