Single mother of three seeks beta bailout. Her longest prior relationship? Less than one year. Qualified men are encouraged to apply; please list your income, handyman skills, and babysitting availability.

InevitableOwl1 · 2021-12-10T17:24:38+00:00

People hate on this sub but this really does prove the point so often made on here - why only now, AFTER having 3 kids from short term flings / relationships is she looking to settle down? Why not before?

It takes some nerve to expect a guy to want to walk into an instant family

Also unless she has misunderstood the prompt it strongly implies at least 2 different dads if not 3. And two would still be bad as it would suggest getting knocked up by a random and then having a relationship (after finding out) with him for less than a year - the term of the pregnancy and then getting immediately knocked up again and him bouncing - likely before even finding out she was pregnant the second time. And that is the “generous” reading…

Title misses out that she also identifies her (mindset?) as “Princess”. Steer clear

slipkid223 · 2021-12-10T18:00:44+00:00

"A family Man"

Yes, raise 3 kids that are not your own and as soon as they are teens you get "You are not my Dad!"

Sounds like a great deal.

loneliness-inc · 2021-12-10T17:39:37+00:00

Her eggs just went onto the clearance rack, but instead of half price - she doubled the price!

Legal assistant - a nobody who thinks she's a somebody because she works for lawyers.

It also means that she might be argumentative and bossy.

Ambitious-Citron-546 · 2021-12-10T17:41:27+00:00

This Century is also the Pandemic of Single-Moms. Women nowadays raised as little Queens, Millions of them and they demand only the easy life. Various sexual encounters because they want "to life their life" but it often works only until the 30´s hit. Then most of them facing the hard life - there are younger women in the game and the chads and tyronnes going after them and leave queens like these one irritated behind. Now at the face of a never-ending single life you would expect to lower your expectations and be more restrained ? No. That´s what Men do. Women do the exact opposite - they demand even MORE . It is absolute ridiculous and it is showing what a degenerate Generation this is to encourage women to think and act like that. And that´s because of Series like "Sex and the City" - you see the outcome here on this Sub.

lurkerhasarisen · 2021-12-10T18:22:07+00:00

Compare the first and third pictures to the fifth and sixth pictures.

Hot bod > Mom bod.

Men don't mind when their wive's bodies change by bearing their children. (Keyword: THEIR.) But why would any guy be happy about getting a woman only after she acquired her mom bod from bearing the children of other men? Then add in the fact that not only does he never get her in her hot bod years, but he'll be expected to protect and provide for those children as if they were his own.

KingWhoCared86 · 2021-12-10T18:58:40+00:00

I don’t care how incredibly depressed I get from loneliness, I’m not jumping into a relationship to provide for four people.

NoonTimeHoopsMVP · 2021-12-10T18:19:42+00:00

"If you can handle this hot mess."

ONLY REAL MEN CAN HANDLE MY MOOD SWINGS, THREE RUGRATS, AND CRAZY DRUNKEN NIGHTS. IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THEM THEN OBVIOUSLY YOU ARE NOT A REAL MAN AND YOU ARE SCARED OF WOMEN!

Yeah, no. We are just not interested in playing slave in the instant family game. We don't want to deal with your 1-3 baby daddies. Or pay for your kids' activities. Or be told, "YOU AREN'T MY REAL DAD."

And she is being foolish by saying "Non-religious." Her best change at finding that man is playing the Christian card (As a Christian, I am sadly only too aware how the modern church would love to "redeem" this harlot upon some well-meaning man). I guess she is saving that for when she is 30 and older. 27 is still young enough in her mind.

RealMcGonzo · 2021-12-10T19:24:03+00:00

Three fucking rugrats. Saw one of these a while ago and wondered to myself, what other wonderful, amazing, incredible attributes would a woman have to have to entice me to sign up for this clusterfuck?

So I imagined Audrey Hepburn. Practically inhuman grace, charm, poise and tact, stunning beauty. Back then, a one in a million. Unachievable today - zero in 4 billion. Imagined that she kept my house spotless, was thoroughly in love with me, down for anything in bed, completely loyal and an all around unbelievably awesome spouse. With three kids.

Still not fucking worth it.

WeRAllOnThisBlessedD · 2021-12-10T19:07:54+00:00

If you think you can handle this hot mess then message me

We don’t want to have to “handle” you. This is why you’re single. We already have enough problems to deal with, why do you need to be another one?

MAFiA_79 · 2021-12-10T19:17:57+00:00

Another case of Alpha seed Beta need.

RealMcGonzo · 2021-12-10T19:27:55+00:00

Settle down for the next few years . . .

IOW, help me raise these little shitheads and pay for everything. Once they are out of the house, I'll kick your sorry ass to the curb and go back to the CC.

ronoda12 · 2021-12-10T18:13:05+00:00

Men learn to walk away from such sewage waste

coloradocaniac · 2021-12-10T19:02:02+00:00

Hell no.

V_M · 2021-12-10T20:47:35+00:00

The part that gets to me, is she's running out of time, so she puts "undecided" for kids.

That means No guy her age will LTR her. The guys who want kids see it as too big of risk she doesn't want kids, the guys who don't want kids see it as too big of a risk she'll catch the babies rabies. So she's left with nobody but Chad wants to pump n dump her but she's getting too old for that too.

She's almost done with her hot years. I don't see why a guy would risk that. Just get a chick who's 23 and you magically get five more hot years before she hits the wall. She must know she's gotta really put a good spin on what she's got left before its too late. So... she goes wishy washy and "i donno" the most important question for people who waited too long to get married. Terrible decision making, just terrible. Makes you wonder what other decisions she screwed up, other than the obvious having kids with a guy who's not staying around to help.

One of her interests is food, another red flag. Hey guys, anyone want a chick who's pulling the pin on the fat grenade?

manfrom-nantucket · 2021-12-11T13:30:07+00:00

Somehow the idea of marrying before carrying doesn't ever dawn on these broads.

InevitableOwl1 · 2021-12-10T17:19:31+00:00

Where are you getting the “list your income” from?

V_M · 2021-12-10T20:58:07+00:00

I've been thinking lately that the solution to a lot of "problematic older women" with kids etc is they all have some kind of number value where a dowry would make it worthwhile.

We can argue the $ value for this chick. A couple years left until she hits the wall hard, indecisive about having your own kids, already has three of some other guy's kids, maybe some STDs god only knows whats been squirted up in there previously ... but if she brought $1M to the wedding as a dowry... yeah I'd wife that up for $1M. Possibly less? I mean some will say $10K, some will say $10B but one way or another there's some dollar value where the market WILL clear.

Of course this specific chick likely has negative net worth, not a dowry.

My guess is long term chicks are going to go for a political solution where instead of saving a tiny little bit off income taxes, if you get married you get like 99% off and if you're single you get boosted an extra tax of 100% or so and that will be the "dowry" equivalent.

I mean, dowry makes sense, so you can't hand wave it away and its coming back one way or another.

Fancuku · 2021-12-10T22:01:51+00:00

Another one bites the dust.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2021-12-10T22:07:20+00:00

"Hot mess." That's all you need to know. Leave this one where she is and move on.

Rob141414 · 2021-12-10T19:33:22+00:00

Delusional asf. She can go and applied for welfare.

Bob_and_Virginia · 2021-12-10T20:17:51+00:00

OK! She won me over. I gonna Venmo her some money right now! /s

Flashy_Glove6208 · 2021-12-10T22:39:48+00:00

She's joined the 4.5% of single mother households in the USA.

source

Poor children with disadvantaged childhood and lack of loving male role model because of her stupid choices.

HedgeRunner · 2021-12-10T23:02:19+00:00

Another rule for the apps. Any time in ANY way if a women describes herself as "hot mess"...run fast and run far.

Blogginginvicecity · 2021-12-10T23:03:07+00:00

FELLERS, SHE'S READY for the perfect guy now. Now now! NOW she's ready for the perfect guy: not earlier. BTW, she's not settling down for another few years, so get ready to have her cookin' another good lookin's baby batter

Braucifarian · 2021-12-11T01:10:54+00:00

Oh jeez it just looks like she got the order of operations wrong in life. You're supposed to find the perfect guy for you and settle down before the kids arrive, silly!

She also admits she's a hot mess. As if characterizing it as that makes it humorous or less serious somehow.

She does need a hard working man, guys, so only real men are needed to step up and help provide an easier life so her and another man's genetic legacy can be secured comfortably.

InevitableOwl1 · 2021-12-10T17:35:19+00:00

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john_L27 · 2021-12-11T16:22:26+00:00

Now she wants to settle down. SMH

Single mother of three seeks beta bailout. Her longest prior relationship? Less than one year. Qualified men are encouraged to apply; please list your income, handyman skills, and babysitting availability.

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