[35-F] I am the most complicated thing you will ever find, I had my fun, now I want you to be my servant, entertain me. BTW, here's a pic of me in underwear

Rolaid-Tommassi · 2022-02-11T09:46:43+00:00

When they come right out and tell you they're "unstable"..........believe them.

Flat_Eric_1200 · 2022-02-11T09:48:25+00:00

Another left over, used up, delusional old lady who thinks she's a 10. Yay. Be still my beating heart... 🤢🙄

meerita · 2022-02-11T09:50:03+00:00

"Everything casual" = triple digits notch count. She belongs to the streets.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2022-02-11T09:57:25+00:00

I've been through everything casual

Slut confession.

now I'm looking to share outings...

"$pend money on me!"

...walks, and good times.

"I used to open my legs easily and casually, but now that I'm on the decline, I expect you to put effort in to get what many, many others got for nothing before you!"

look at my IG and see how unstable I am

"Oh, yeah, by the way, I'm a psycho. Isn't that precious? Tee-hee!"

IcariusFallen · 2022-02-11T10:12:41+00:00

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AurelianWay · 2022-02-11T10:22:12+00:00

Must be a retiring stripper and /or sex worker. Not even the streets will have her.

Boar_excrement · 2022-02-11T10:02:52+00:00

Has she checked out her competition? Not just her age bracket, even though she is competing at the Masters level of dating.

Sorry honey, there is no gold in the old age dating competition. You are now the consolation prize for busting some guy's slump.

kingcheezit · 2022-02-11T10:04:07+00:00

She looks like Ruud Van Nistelrooy.

PirateDocBrown · 2022-02-11T10:31:42+00:00

Should be a good match, if she wants a guy 15 years her senior, who's poor and out of shape.

But at least she doesn't come with rug rats.

jayk00 · 2022-02-11T10:30:07+00:00

What is the cost of a cheap whore in market? I hope it will be better and less expensive.

FormerBTfan · 2022-02-11T16:55:46+00:00

Ok so let me see here if I have this right.

Please excuse my mansplaing lol

" I am one of the most complicated things you'll find around here" = Disagreeable and argumentative all the time

" Respect that you have the time and desire to talk" = I will not shut the fuck up and talk about myself and absolutely meaningless silly shit all night"

I like the man who courts" = I deserve to be taking shopping all the time by you dinners out every night plus roses. This in Colombia is referred to by my Colombian bros as a " Detaileista"

" I do not drink alcohol" = I can not control my legs spreading for any dude who gets me drunk"

" Look at my instagram" I need to be validated by as many men as possible because I have been pumped and dumped so much I know deep down I am worthless now after hitting the wall.

Gentleman this type of chica is one of the easiest lays you will find out in the wild if you are well presented and have a bit of game and look like your doing well in life especially if your in a South American city. Same goes for Latin areas of North American city's you just have to game a bit more.

Yeah I would shamelessly hit that because its easy and would do any kinky shit I wanted.

Gundamsafety · 2022-02-11T14:03:11+00:00

I love the double talk all throughout this posting. One of my favorites is the “I don’t drink, unless I’m drinking” 🤔🤪🤪

2022-02-11T14:22:52+00:00

You know she is nuts in bed, that's how she will hook you in. Then destroy your life...

sugarfoot_mghee · 2022-02-11T14:24:39+00:00

"The most complicated thing you will find around here"

Who the fuck is looking for that???

Obnoxiousjimmyjames · 2022-02-11T15:07:13+00:00

Are women claiming to be “crazy” as a thinly veiled way to suggest they are freaks in the sheets? I don’t understand why you say to a potential partner “I’m crazy, with tons of issues” and think that attracts men?

Flashy_Glove6208 · 2022-02-11T13:18:21+00:00

Disgusting 304 with a box ran through 300+ Ds.

I bet she's got herpies and HPV.

Gross!

StinkingDischarge · 2022-02-11T15:07:41+00:00

Not bad looking FOR HER AGE but God damn, why do they advertise their red flags like they're somehow selling points. Ngl, I'd hit it but "complicated" (high maintenance) and "unstable" (crazy as a shithouse rat) pretty much make her short term P&D material. This is one you give the number to a burner phone and fake address to.

1st10Amendments · 2022-02-11T16:28:00+00:00

Comparing pic one with pic two, I think someone is padding their resume a bit.

IcariusFallen · 2022-02-11T16:44:33+00:00

She looks like the red head from Wedding Crashers... even down to the crazy eyes. You know exactly what would happen if you smashed and dashed.

Urch_b_Smirch · 2022-02-11T17:12:37+00:00

35 and no kids?

Kinda suprised

Old_snowboarder · 2022-02-11T18:01:51+00:00

They're all unstable because they've been told that they're special for just having a vagina yet simultaneously they're being oppressed. And they believe both things at the same time.

WINDEX_DRINKER · 2022-02-11T16:05:53+00:00

My wife is 36 and she looks years younger than this thing.

silly_birb_Banned · 2022-02-11T17:26:23+00:00

"Why men don't date women anymore?"

Royal-Owl-353 · 2022-02-11T18:40:40+00:00

Lol she did not age well.

Looks like in her 40s already. Now imagine what she’ll look like in 5-10 years.

BigAggravating1299 · 2022-02-11T18:46:41+00:00

So I wonder how many Chad's and Tyrones have filled her up over the course of 20 years, now some lucky guy gets to settle down with her, and be her entertaining servant, lol. How lucky! Well, if she is smart she will take down the posts of her in underwear, be a chameleon and try to land some well established blue pilled beta to marry cause at 35 she is competing with all the hotties in there 20s. Thank God I have found the redpill / going your own way community.

casra888 · 2022-02-11T12:15:49+00:00

Nope!!!! Absolutely not worth it!!!

five_eight · 2022-02-11T13:54:14+00:00

I thought outings, walks and good times were casual. I'm out of the loop.

Jbr74 · 2022-02-11T14:27:16+00:00

Ooooh, a BPD & NPD sandwich all in one, sign me up. /s

tgnlolol · 2022-02-11T14:33:00+00:00

Yes hello can I have a barrel of red flags please

saberwarthog · 2022-02-11T15:10:58+00:00

I'm one of the most complicated things you'll find around here.

Yeahhh, No. A gas chromatograph is something complicated.

You're just a woman that has been through years of casual fun, finding herself alone at 35 with some relatively good remains but no more interesting for the guys you wanted, and now you want a chump to leech on.

See ? Not complicated.

vegasbadboy702 · 2022-02-11T15:29:16+00:00

Oh boy. A 35 year old self described “unstable” women who has “been through everything casual” now (meaning post wall) is “looking to share outings…”. “Everything causal” has got to be a super high cc count. I shudder to think what that true number is. I can’t help but notice one of her interests is Disney. Well isn’t that quaint. Run away fast men.

kidruhil · 2022-02-11T16:07:49+00:00

Amante de perros

Ya, I bet you are

RumRogerz · 2022-02-11T16:14:52+00:00

“Look at my IG and you’ll see how unstable I am”

eriz80 · 2022-02-11T16:28:15+00:00

Neigh

Funkychunks123 · 2022-02-11T16:33:50+00:00

That face is too long for her to be so demanding.

JaymGtow · 2022-02-11T22:43:00+00:00

All I had to see was the age and I automatically knew it was bad.

maruadventurer · 2022-02-13T04:15:18+00:00

Good chance this is a lead in to the IG account that only points to the OF account.

Safe-Ad4001 · 2022-02-11T17:46:48+00:00

High mileage holes! Rubbers? Why you wanna wear a rubber?!

V_M · 2022-02-14T13:38:55+00:00

I'm technically impressed at her filter game. You can see every thread in the lace covering her tits and crotch, but her face has that melted butter look you get from extensive photo filter work. Women do that when they're trying to hide the Grand Canyon of wrinkles.

Its one of those photographer things. Look how weird her depth of field is, the junk up against the wall behind her is in sharp focus and her lacy underwear is in sharp focus and you can see individual strands of hair, but her face looks like melted butter, its pretty obvious when you know what to look for.

She also did well technically with diffuse light but you can still see some shadow and blurred/filtered on her face. Notice how in the first photo the shadow of her arm from the camera flash is so sharp you could cut paper with it but the shadow of her nose, again, looks like melted butter. And in the first photo the depth of field is amazing for a probably shitty phone camera, but the christmas stocking on the wall behind her is in better focus than her nose.

Guys do notice things like this. She hiding at least some stuff; what else is she hiding? Maybe she's got kids or an addiction or a husband, would be unwise to trust...

NoonTimeHoopsMVP · 2022-02-14T14:33:03+00:00

Men don't want complicated in their women. We get enough of that crap at work and outside the house. The last thing we want is to come home and deal with dumb games and drama.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2022-02-11T15:49:37+00:00

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Taiut · 2022-02-14T00:02:39+00:00

What a gem.

LateralThinker13 · 2022-02-17T18:03:52+00:00

A post-wall butterface insta-thot in lingerie? Who brags about her mental illness?

I can already feel the false rape accusation on her lips, and I haven't even met her yet.

atsoa1109 · 2022-03-02T11:08:42+00:00

How good that he recognized, that casual sex did not give him what he is looking for, it only took him 20 years to realize that.

loneliness-inc · 2022-02-11T17:46:48+00:00

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Title	[35-F] I am the most complicated thing you will ever find, I had my fun, now I want you to be my servant, entertain me. BTW, here's a pic of me in underwear
Author	meerita
Upvotes	300
Comments	105
Date	February 11, 2022 9:37 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/spvjoc/35f_i_am_the_most_complicated_thing_you_will_ever/
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