[49-F] walking on the No Man's Land, still chasing chad who will be her slave

moorekom · 2022-04-14T10:44:20+00:00

She looks like a creepy Barbie doll with dead doll eyes to complete the look.

APathWellTraveled · 2022-04-14T10:52:25+00:00

"If you want to fuck this one is not suitable"

Lady, I 100% agree.

Extension-Soil-620 · 2022-04-14T10:44:30+00:00

The unicorn Chad Thundercock:

He looks like an alpha but inside is a beta.
He will be her friend.
He will listen to her instead of hearing her.
He is not emotionally unavailable, he's quite affectionate.
He will not lie.
He will be faithful
He will be difficult to catch, but not impossible (she wants to feel rewarded for scoring such male)
He will connect with her.
He will be her partner in crime.
He will be her everything

Queue right here guys, don't fight and wait your turn.

AstroPixelCollector · 2022-04-14T11:22:14+00:00

I want. I want. I want. I want. Meanwhile, we know absolutely nothing about her, except her age and what she wants. Not a word about her job - if any -, her passions - if any -, her takes on the world - if any -, her achievements - if any. No. Just what she wants. As if her standards in men are supposed to define her whole personality, her past, or the pheromones she emanates. A date with her will feel like a job interview in which you will be asked to disclose all your work history, but she won't discuss salary.

tharkyllinus · 2022-04-14T10:46:28+00:00

Does she have to post the creepiest pic she has. That pic say I will kill you in your sleep and eat your testicles.

Overkillengine · 2022-04-14T11:06:44+00:00

Instant DQ just for the gross abuse of filters. Active confirmation that she will not be a reliable narrator, before one has had a chance to read her fucking profile.

Of and her profile is a shitshow of nope nope nope too.

Flashy_Glove6208 · 2022-04-14T12:18:26+00:00

I'm laughing my ass off.

I want a boy for the journey of life.

Translation: I'm 49 and I'm desperate for a bailout. I offer my worst - menopause, health decline and my worst 'beauty' years ever.

The audacity of this profile is of cosmic proportions.

InevitableOwl1 · 2022-04-14T10:44:40+00:00

What's the average guess on how much older she looks in person compared to that picture? 10 years at least?

I was going to say - age of the photo - but it could just be loads of filters

In case it isn't clear - I am not disputing her age. Who would lie about being 49 on tinder? Apart from someone in their 60s which she clearly isn't. It is just that this is not a picture of someone who is 49 unless there are loads of filters. It is probably both - her being younger in the pic and being filters.

Suffice to say - the woman that shows up will not look like that

Joaquino7997 · 2022-04-14T11:33:50+00:00

I want a boy for the journey of life...

Yikes.

Well, I want a woman whose smile doesn't make her look as if she's got hemorrhoids on her hemorrhoids.

I [match] with quite a few men but I connect with very few

This seems like a very covert way of hiding the fact that she's run a lot of men off in her day.

She can be as pretty AF in her 20's and 30's, but once she hits that wall, she will become depressed due to lack of male attention. This woman is a prime example of that.

Eterniter · 2022-04-14T11:45:34+00:00

Wonder if she would be fine with an average divorced 55-60 year old honest guy that doesn't make 6 figures.

Fragrant-Track660 · 2022-04-14T12:34:34+00:00

She’s 49. Wtf was she doing in her 20s. That was her chance, and you’re telling me no man was right for her?

AurelianWay · 2022-04-14T12:16:43+00:00

She has got some serious bunny boiler vibes in that pic. It's even more hilarious that she decided to use this as her main. The black and white filter is very apt to remind people she is almost a half century old.

Overkillengine · 2022-04-14T12:59:54+00:00

Can't help but notice all the profiles you find seem to feature women whose mental maturity and fashion sense both stopped somewhere back in the 90's.

Qwesterly · 2022-04-14T18:02:38+00:00

Overly Attached Chica won't give you her taco.

49? Have we gotten to the point now where IG filters just download a younger girl's pic from a different account?

P.S. Has everyone noticed the startling similarity between this sub and roastme? Far more satisfying to read the top posts here though!

Land_of_the_Losers · 2022-04-14T12:43:13+00:00

What kind of accident was she in? Electric bidet malfunction?

The-truth-hurts1 · 2022-04-14T14:21:38+00:00

Looks like Riley Reid

Low-Inspector-4185 · 2022-04-14T15:01:07+00:00

The eyes never lie

interstatelovedong · 2022-04-14T13:45:46+00:00

How to create a profile that scares off any man….

hornetsfalcons12 · 2022-04-14T14:18:32+00:00

Crypt keeper Barbie here thought that photo was the best one to use for attracting men?

Also, how about you use an “about me” section to, I don’t know, tell us about yourself?

boomershack · 2022-04-14T17:07:40+00:00

The journey of life? Ma'am you done completed life already 💀 this is new game +2!

denvercaniac · 2022-04-14T17:59:22+00:00

"I want a boy"

"I agree with quite a few men but connect with very few"

so, do you want a boy or do you want a man?

There is a massive discrepancy there.

silly_birb_Banned · 2022-04-14T19:38:29+00:00

There was a study on the happiness of women in marriages and it came out that women appreciate their good husband only after they reach 50yo.

Before 50yo i guess they only have eyes for Chads...

NBA_MSG · 2022-04-14T20:44:45+00:00

The pic is in black and white because it was taken before they invented color

ZarBandit · 2022-04-15T00:56:49+00:00

“I don’t want Chad, I want Fried Ice-cream GigaChad.”

At 49 😂😂

Dunkman83 · 2022-04-14T16:24:02+00:00

if u take off her necklace, her head will fall off

Chgralac73 · 2022-04-14T19:43:10+00:00

so a 41yo Stacey on Selling Sunset netflix reality show who previously dated the tall Chad dancing teacher from Glee and was married to "Green Arrow" for 6+years actor from Smallwille is now asking WAATGM after her reality agency boss a 5 feet 3 man, realized she was settling for him because of her DEFCON 1 bio clock and his 10 mil a year income, so he left her too

and the reality shows subreddit filled with women is now speculating, WhereAreAllTheGoodMenAt41?

reignoferror00 · 2022-04-14T22:56:19+00:00

What's the sound of one hand clapping? If you could be any animal which one would you be? Ah, let her first consult her tarot cards, read some tea leaves, and then the entrails of some poor creature to find out.

Either a LOT is lost in translation or this chick is smoking some premium stuff. Maybe a career in politics is in order - she can start her own Mystical Party. She uses a whole lot of words to not say much of anything. Most of what she conveys is that she is a picky flake well past her best before date.

mustangfrank · 2022-04-15T00:42:38+00:00

Question

How many filters does it take to make a 49 year old woman look young?

She; I will take them all.

Yggdrasill4 · 2022-04-15T03:12:37+00:00

At age 49 and want someone for the journey of life, kind of passed a large chunk of it at age 49... how much journey is left? Gotta hope reincarnation is a thing lol

Jamalmack · 2022-04-15T05:07:08+00:00

Ewww she looking for boys not men? Lol weirdo ass bitch

h0lodetz · 2022-04-15T08:33:17+00:00

“If you want to fuck, this one is not suitable (because I’m 49 and you need to win lotto to have enough lube to fuck on the regular)”

3v1ltw3rkw1nd · 2022-04-15T19:01:43+00:00

that's a really dangerous age, just knocking on the door of menopause. at least she's realistic enough to not mention wanting kids.

might be a good cougar pump and dump opportunity for some of you younger guys. If she's already on the testosterone ass pellets, could be a fun time as her libido will still be that of a much younger woman.

wait a minute, what the fuck am I saying? those crazy eyes just scream run away as fast as you can.

pickledtaints · 2022-04-14T15:54:14+00:00

layers of filters.

Bob_and_Virginia · 2022-04-14T19:15:25+00:00

She's scary, bro. That b & w pic gives off horror movie vibe. Like she's going to turn into something.....

RedPilledLife · 2022-04-19T21:17:56+00:00

The 1000 penis stare...

mateymate123 · 2022-04-22T11:05:04+00:00

As he gotta filter for her filter !

Title	[49-F] walking on the No Man's Land, still chasing chad who will be her slave
Author	meerita
Upvotes	215
Comments	87
Date	April 14, 2022 10:40 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/u3ei0d/49f_walking_on_the_no_mans_land_still_chasing/
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