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[–]CocoBabeNYC 242 points243 points244 points 4 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
Totally cool. If she tries to check what you look like under your shirt, ask her to pull out her singles and that she can only touch you of the manager is not looking.
[–]poopityscoopiti 67 points68 points69 points 4 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
Haha thats a good response I’ll def use that, cheers
[–]Mundane-Currency5088 27 points28 points29 points 4 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
I sometimes put folded up singles in my cleavage as "seed money" you could do the same. I used to just go to a bar with money stuffed in my bra and don't mention it. I woke up in my bed with more $ than I left the house with.
[–]Altruistic_Field2134 11 points12 points13 points 4 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
I am not familiar with the term "seed money" what does that mean?
[–]Mundane-Currency5088 26 points27 points28 points 4 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Oh it's like planting something and you hope it grows. I'm using the term in a loose sort of way, not the actual intended use of the term. It would legitimately be $ invested into some legitimate business. In my case it was invested into my bra to look like people were tipping me outside of a situation that one would normally expect. I was studying sociology at the time and interested in how certain things caused certain behavior. So the fact that men saw $ in my cleavage made them put more $ in there or buy me drinks to the point where I couldn't use the data because the draw of "someone did this do I'm going to do it too" I was so strong I drank too much and woke up with a headache and an extra $25
[–]Altruistic_Field2134 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Interesting, I have never heard that strategy before but it makes sense and sounds super fun! Thanks for telling me.
[–]Mundane-Currency5088 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
It might work for men in a gqy bar. I have an advantage being female
[–]Altruistic_Field2134 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
being female
Oh your a woman I thought you were a dude with big moobs :P
Serious: Yea I have no doubt that would work in a gay bar like those dude are not shy at all.
[–]nordik1 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cracking up picturing a dude loading his man tits with singles as a sociology experiment at the bar
Sounds like something an overthinking poster here would try haha
[–]Alexander_Bull 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Psychologically this works, it’s why people have a tip jar and start the day by putting in a few bones.
[–]__Arrowhead__ 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Oh, just like upvotes or downvotes on a post/comment!!
[–]Mundane-Currency5088 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If upvotes got me drunk yes
[–]zertsetzung 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Seed money was originally a church (televangalist) thing.
[–]AutumnAFar 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Laughing as I imagine them pulling out loonies 😂
[–]fondlemysausage 88 points89 points90 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I never outright tell any girl my job when they ask. If I don't make up something outright, I'll ask them what they think I do.
Whether it's a good move or not depends entirely on context. I've said I'm a dolphin trainer, an undercover Russian bodyguard, and told girls I sell Oranges on the freeway. They all land or they don't, who cares.
[–]JaggermanJenson 9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The oranges on the freeway made me chuckle gonna use this the next time!
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why not tell them?
[–][deleted] 58 points59 points60 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
You can't evaluate a joke or any behaviour in a vacuum. It all depends on the context and your personality as a whole. Also, how good a joke is depends on the delivery.
[–]Brandiloquent 29 points30 points31 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I once evaluated a joke in a vacuum. It sucked.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha, nice one!
[–]SocialReject101 18 points19 points20 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Perfecfly good. Gets them curious, little bit of banter
[–]Warm_Perception599 9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
it's sarcastic and funny, i like it
[–]zertsetzung 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Its all relative man.
You could deliver that line and it be magic but another guy does it and it falls completely flat or possibly even creeps the girl out.
[–]aznkor 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If it’s been working, you wouldn’t be asking…
[–]devolve79 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Iron ring?
[–]Hmmkey 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It keeps the blood in the area
[–][deleted] 14 points15 points16 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I have “male stripper at spacex” in my occupation on my socials and OLD and it gets a lot of intrigued questions. Pretty funny irl. I’ve prepared a cheesy sexy dance as an example lmao
[–]MichaelMWaters 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What do you answer them with when they ask?
What are the basics of this cheesy dance?
[–]wONDERMIKe666 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I can relate a little bit to you, I am a 29 years old and a business owner, I don't like telling what I do for a living so I started telling that I am a male scort. In my country those are really rare and most people dont believe me at all but ladies often have fun trying to find out if it is true or not.
Doing just for the laughts is worth it.
Sorry for any mistake, english is not my mother tounge.
[–]Jaereth 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
and at least here in Canada we wear an iron ring.
for real? One of my engineer friends at work wears this weird ring on his index finger. Is that what this is?
[–]SnooGoats9071 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I don't think it's as funny or unique as you think it is..girls are bombarded with cheeky or borderline sexual messages/comments. Its not the worst but id kind of internally roll my eyes but smile out of politeness before asking again what you do!
[–]Mundane-Currency5088 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You are absolutely the most witty engineer I have ever encountered. I used to sellblinds etc. I knew 2 minutes into the conversation I was dealing with a nightmare engineer with terrible expectations about their window measurements and what the standard allowance was for them to work...and why. Ugh...
[–]NineteenAD9 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I mean... if it works for you, cool.
There's better ways to get jokes off in a conversation though. Stuff like that feels too forced.
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
yep, this approach works. i joke about this kind of stuff 3-4 times on a date and it ranges from saying I have a good sized schlong, to giant balls, to other obvious patts on the back.
couple nights ago i had this girl cracking up by pretending the "bar" in my kitchen was some new "bar" in town. played it off like ooohhh yeaaa its the hott new place.
girls eat this stuff up 100%.
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[–]medievalonyou 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That makes it more funny, and less braggy. I bet it would work better if you weren't chiseled, and if you are, it doesn't matter as much what you say.
[–]Aabbppll 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I used to do this a lot and it always worked well with girls looking for sex
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Unfortunately that’s an old Cannes line. Come up with something original with each girl, maybe something along the dorky lines like “ federal Boobie inspector” or certified muff diver. Or depending on the vibe you can just be authentic. Some girls are Klondike’s and won’t understand humor. Know your customer
[–]AntinatalismTrue 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hello, I am an American and even though I am not a Canadian, I wanted to give you my honest thoughts. With all due respect, DO NOT TELL ANY WOMEN that you are a male stripper. The reason I tell you this is because if the woman in question is somewhat intelligent, she will recognize the danger that you are in. You have to understand that women know that things like blowjobs and handjobs go on around male strippers, so the moment that you tell this girl that, she will automatically be worried about that. So for you own benefit, I would certainly not tell her a thing.
[–]NineteenAD9 -1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The sad part is there a bunch of people on here encouraging it to people who are very inexperienced in cold approach or bad at holding conversation.
Someone keeps telling people to tell women that they take feet pics for Only fans as an example 😂
Must be advice for teenagers
People just haven't figured out the art of being funny without having to try to be funny.
[–]cormacru999 -5 points-4 points-3 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Women are going to wonder why you're leading with a lie. When you explain its just a joke they will wonder if you would always admit that or just when you get caught.
Why do men insist on gimmicks to talk to women? They are human too, they think & experience many of the same things. If you don't have anything to talk about, then puck up more things, hobbies, interests, ideas, reading, research, activities, etc.
[–]Rabbit-Punch 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Because we are scared, duh. We want a formula or script to tell us what’s the best path to having a successful date
[–]NineteenAD9 -3 points-2 points-1 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I really hope y'all aren't going on multiple dates saying
"My job? Hurrrrr durrrrr I'm a male stripper!!"
Just tell the girl your job and find better spots for humor in the conversation.
[–]Nighthaven- -1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you are pale ginger afro, skinny, have freckles and have square glasses with thick frames: this line is not for you ... and you should put away the VR glasses.
[–]tanenbaum -1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is it a good move? Depends on what you want out of it. It's a fun and challenging line if presented as such. Boring guys will immediately tell a girl their education/work and try to impress her. Delaying it shows that you're not trying to impress her - at least if you don't act like you're trying to be impressive when you reveal it - and it draws girls in, that is, if they actually see that it is a joke. You can use any silly profession. You could also say that you make a living spinning a sign outside a store or whatever.
[–]ls737100 -1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It works really well. Most men try to answer in a way that impresses them. The women is usually looking for a way to disqualify, it’s a bit of a shit test. You’re basically saying I don’t care to impress you, plus it throws sex into the mix. My brother in his younger days said he worked for the pound and when they thought that was sweet, he’d throw in the “someone has to throw the switch”, ie be the executioner. Worked really well.
[–]cormacru999 -4 points-3 points-2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And you are not getting to see what they think on sex lol. You're possibly getting their feeling on male strippers, but more likely, they quickly decide that you're misleading them & now they have to figure out why? Are you just nervous, are you a liar, are you insecure?
[–]Mechanik_J 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You found one of the keys. Some of the same key would involve any 'sex work' like porn lighting or porn cinematographer.
[–]dodoindex 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
iron ringers unite !!
[–]Monke_Good 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am actually curious what does iron ring signify? Googled it but did not understand much.
Was it a metaphor? Google says it is a symbol of professional duty and obligation...
[–]Canadian-Seductioner 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is banter 101. Well done.
I thought about doing this. Only saying I'm a gigolo
[–]DepressedAlbert 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Every engineer in Canada is bound by law or custom to wear an iron ring?
[–]Perfect_Brain_7964 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
i’m from the us. what’s the iron rings?
[–]jairzinho 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Isn't it just a Quebec thing even? I thought it was supposed to be a reminder of the Pont de Quebec or some such.
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