So today I got the number of a girl having a first date with a guy

AtlasAtlasAtlas · 2016-06-19T08:30:41+00:00

hahahahahahah, this shit is fuckin hilarious.

nice made up neckbeard fantasy op

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MashkaTekoa · 2016-06-19T12:47:38+00:00

Now, her legs were slighty opened and it was a really temptation to spy down there

Sorry but I can't help but feel like OP is still in high school based on this, his writing style, and post history.

spartacusbrah · 2016-06-19T00:55:35+00:00

I won't even lie ...that was smooth as fuck man.

branman11373 · 2016-06-19T14:14:34+00:00

This is some pretty bad anime.

poopyfarts · 2016-06-19T12:52:58+00:00

For some reason this sub gets a hard on about 2 things:

When people do stuff low-confidence guys are scared to do
When people post stuff that makes low-confidence guys feel better

Even if #1 is just a completely made up story like this post.

Woujo · 2016-06-19T02:39:04+00:00

Sorry, but I think it is super douchey to try to "steal" another guy's girl. Even if she did like you more, that's still rude.

Also the kind of girl that would do that to a guy she is on a date with will probably fuck you over somehow too. Good luck with that bullshit.

honkey-ponkey · 2016-06-19T03:46:09+00:00

Did you confirm it's actually her number? Maybe she just gave u a random number to prevent awkwardness.

Rich_vitamin_D · 2016-06-19T00:59:34+00:00

Messed up but it's the dude's problem for not properly engaging her and her mentally wandering off to you. So props to you man, definitely using that opener.

Lame_Tgc · 2016-06-19T16:41:12+00:00

"So long No see" Are you fucking retarded? It's long time, no see even if this bears any semblance to reality. This sub is the creepiest shit.

ohgodthedonuts · 2016-06-19T04:54:25+00:00

You're a douche but all's fair in love and war, I suppose. You won, he lost sort of scenario.

jorgeselva · 2016-06-19T07:08:47+00:00

Well played sir.

As to everyone calling you a douche. I don't get it. She showed interest. You responded. And did it in a way that didn't embarrass the guy. She's a person, not an object. You didn't "steal" shit.

But yea, be careful with that one. She probably crazy. But you know what they say about the crazy ones....

ItsBinissTime · 2016-06-19T03:32:33+00:00

A shared secret is a powerful thing, and turns women on.
You didn't hurt him at all.

buckminster_fuller · 2016-06-19T06:16:49+00:00

Sick, congrats. Very creative. Interesting in knowing how the story continues. Keep us in touch

Calamanation · 2016-06-19T05:15:44+00:00

What a dick... whatever guess you won

ryndarandy · 2016-06-19T04:20:20+00:00

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2016-06-19T09:41:23+00:00

What the hell is this top comment? are we calling dibs on girls now? what's happened to "she was never yours, it was just your turn"?

Call it white knighting if you wish, but I've time and again seen girls with guys who are boring them to tears so I do what OP did, pretend I've known her for so long, hey long time no see, come join us. She can see my group having way more fun than they are, a bit over 50% ditch whoever they came with to "have fun".

Those are the not so loyal girls that I won't LTR since I've seen how easily they branch swing. So OP, have fun, but don't LTR.

We should all donate to the colon cancer foundation, to help those affected by the butthurt.

Moocowstorm · 2016-06-19T16:38:10+00:00

My meme cock is very erect.

Turlast · 2016-06-19T16:45:26+00:00

I was not surprised to see the anger in the comments, lol. Good stuff, OP. Ignore the hate.

thomkatt · 2016-06-19T16:45:42+00:00

ITT:

Salty ass beta males who can't fight off alpha males or keep their dates engaged/interested
Big time douchebags who goes after any woman in any situation

Tip for everyone: Don't be #2. And don't let #1 happen.

chiminage · 2016-06-19T16:51:20+00:00

Girl is a hoe and was probably staring at another dude while you were talking to her....

2016-06-19T17:28:06+00:00

That's awesome..

jackpaxx · 2016-06-19T18:31:56+00:00

Wow, I regrettably have only one upvote to give. Well played, sir. Did her father give you a $100 bill at the end of the interaction?

2016-06-20T03:00:38+00:00

-Better to be douchey than meek -Just because a male and female are eating lunch together doesn't mean they're fucking lifelong soulmates -She was showing clear IOI's. -If you didn't take that opportunity you would have never had another chance with her. -And above all SHE COMPLIED.

Aeon199 · 2016-06-20T04:41:44+00:00

Is everyone really sure this never happened?

classic0090 · 2016-06-19T06:59:20+00:00

That was a dick move and what will come from that is if you do talk to that bitch or a one like her you can pretty much guarantee she will do the same to you or worse. Thinking with your dick instead of your head makes you look like a weak man and staring shamelessly at her pussy makes you look thirsty. The fact that she was showing it to you while on a date with another man should have set off red flags in your head.

The lesson you should have learned from that encounter is to avoid bitches like that they are the type that get off on having men fight over them. I worked at night clubs in Miami for a better part of 7 years and have seen dozens of women like that and they are always trouble regardless if your not looking for a relationship with women like that carry baggage and its not always good.

Pulling on someone else's date while they are in the middle of it and he is sitting right there is a dick move that shows you have no honor/man code. The decent thing to have done in that situation would be to at least wait until the guy went to the bathroom. Now If she would have got up and made the move herself then that would be something to brag about and that would show you have real game.

This is game 101 never fuck with a woman that is willing to fuck with you while on a date with another man you will have some crazy guy knocking on your door at 3 am with a pistol looking for that bitch ready to shoot both of you. I would bet money that guy she was with knows her boyfriend and he is her side dick and you just became one too.

ryndarandy · 2016-06-19T10:00:04+00:00

I think this only works if you're 1. Attractive... like just imagine a big fat dude sitting there staring at her crouch... not the same man

TangoZulu · 2016-06-19T14:46:17+00:00

Man Code only applies between friends. Honor a code with a stranger and you'll be played for a chump EVERY time. Welcome to reality.

markcubelon · 2016-06-19T01:25:01+00:00

Wow. Best possible way to start with a girl i think. Congrats man

tacosrtasty · 2016-06-19T04:33:35+00:00

Damn...thats smooth af.

RenegadeMuso · 2016-06-19T09:10:35+00:00

Jesus help me.

You didn't approach a dude's wife. I mean, what the heck, why are the others feeling the pain?

Unless the chick is in love, or married to the dude....she is pretty much fair game and approachable.

To you sir, I say....well done.

BrettEllisDotNet · 2016-06-19T03:16:10+00:00

Haha. So awesome. Well done, sir!

jasonism1 · 2016-06-19T17:35:09+00:00

I hope somebody disrespects you when you are with a girl that you like. You are a selfish person with no conscience.

bobyd · 2016-06-19T02:38:22+00:00

Have tou msg thw girl already? Good story btw me me chuckle

kitten_decomposer · 2016-06-19T10:24:37+00:00

Good job bro. Fuck the haters. The guy does not own her.

matrix2002 · 2016-06-19T16:54:23+00:00

Some are debating whether this was a dick move or not.

I don't think what he did was wrong. He didn't try to out alpha the guy in front of her. He didn't try to take her in front of him. He used a slick line to get her number.

No big deal.

enkae7317 · 2016-06-19T10:10:37+00:00

This is hilarious. People are calling you scumbag for doing this shit. First off, grats dude. That takes major skills and balls. You COULD'VE done better IMO and just straight up take her and get crash and burn the other guy. A game me and my pickup buddies used to play was called, "crash and burn a chode" in which we'd find a girl and guy and steal the girl away from him (we're scumbags, I know). But hey, you're a nice guy. And a cool one, at that.

Also, this is a bit personal but how long was your previous LTR? And what were you doing at the mall alone? Sarging?

TangoZulu · 2016-06-19T12:47:24+00:00

All the guys in here calling you a douche just know deep down that they are just like the guy on the date. They know that they aren't a prize for women so they beg other guys to honor some ridiculous "man code" instead of bettering themselves and competing on a level playing field. The lesson they should learn here is that women will always go for the better option. Women don't respect the "man code" and never will, so begging other men to do so is pointless. If the girl is willing to swing branches so easily, she will do so at the first opportunity, whether it's the OP at the mall or some dude she meets later that day. The only way to win is to be a better catch than the next guy, not beg the next guy to let you win.

ETA: Think of it like a football game. In football, you have 22 men all chasing after one thing, THE BALL (i.e. The Girl). All the men agree to play by a set of rules (The Man Code) that is in all of their best interests, and the game works for them. Now imagine that The Ball has a mind of it's own, and it doesn't play for either side. All The Ball cares about is what's in the best interest of The Ball. It doesn't follow the rules that the men set up for their game, it has free agency to go where it wants when it wants. It renders The Rules of the men's game pointless. Throw a perfect pass, but the ball itself doesn't want to be caught by the receiver, it'll make sure it's intercepted. There is nothing the players can do about it, rules or not. The receiver can bitch and moan all he wants, but there's nothing the players or refs can do about it other than get a new ball and start the game over. Rinse and repeat.

Sloppy_Twat · 2016-06-19T02:40:35+00:00

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So today I got the number of a girl having a first date with a guy

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Either way man, you need to relax and not give shit for OP.

Title	So today I got the number of a girl having a first date with a guy
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Date	June 19, 2016 12:00 AM UTC (10 years ago)
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