Which one of you wants to man up and date this 34 y/o ex-cia single mom and get farted on while you get destroyed?

HiredNote · 2020-02-24T15:22:02+00:00

Asian American women are a hard pass for me without a second thought. They tend to have the worst aspects of both cultures in their personality.

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2020-02-24T15:02:25+00:00

I actually like it when a woman tells me to 'shut up'. It means that I never have to deal with nor speak to her again.

GTFO

AngryCockOfJustice · 2020-02-24T14:56:43+00:00

Christian yet fornicatoress with kids out of wedlock

Rottinghere · 2020-02-24T15:40:53+00:00

A tatted-up environmentalist single mom who worked for the CIA? Alright, now I'm really starting to get worried...

five_eight · 2020-02-24T16:16:38+00:00

CIA employment is like money. And sex. People who have it don't talk about it. Even "Ex".

Stripotle_Grill · 2020-02-24T16:26:00+00:00

fat but small breasts. worst of both worlds.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-02-24T15:11:05+00:00

"Looking for someone I can fart..." - I believe you meant "fart upon". And have you tried Terrance & Philip?

"Looking for someone I can...destroy" - who the fuck WANTS to be destroyed?! Was that supposed to be appealing? Are you stupid?!

"Her g-spot is in her brain" - any BWA lurkers should have a field day with that one. 🙄

"I'm only cool on the internet" - I have some bad news for you, dork.

[Hippie but ex-CIA] - heh.

mustangfrank · 2020-02-24T16:51:57+00:00

There are women like her all over the Middle East. She is/was a former fuck toy for foreign (western) workers. Men looking to have a constant fuck toy, while they are assigned, use these women. They are expensive, but they are in great shape and attractive. The length of time can be a few weeks to months, but you will pay for it. A co-worker was in the ME for 5 weeks and shacked up with one of these women at a cost of $5,300 plus whatever they spent to go out.

This girl is past her prime and is looking for a LTR for the rest of her life. There are sites where these girls promote themselves. You can see by how she writes, she knows what sells.

My guess she has been in the ME since her early 20's. She may have some money stashed, or she may have partied it away. Anyway, as you can see, she is post wall, looks fading and wanting stability.

Traksimuss · 2020-02-24T15:19:35+00:00

She lets us guess how many children she has. My bet is 2, or maybe 3. Multiple tattoos, imbecilic and obnoxious. A winning trifecta.

Autisticus · 2020-02-24T15:49:32+00:00

Lord, shes so aggressive.

Funkydirigidoo · 2020-02-24T15:44:47+00:00

ham hock forearms

_Fuckit_ · 2020-02-24T19:20:25+00:00

" If you don't use plastic" Plastic water bottle right beside her bed.

smfuel87 · 2020-02-24T20:44:10+00:00

So basically a Dubai Porta-potty past her prime and no longer being chosen by rich oil shieks to get shit on for cold hard Dinars... And now needs external help to pay the bills..

DangZagnut · 2020-02-24T16:14:44+00:00

Is their such a thing as a cia “investigator”? There are analysis and operatives, but investigation isn’t exactly what they do.

StreetShame · 2020-02-24T16:56:33+00:00

Ex Cia? Hard pass on all glowies

RedMeatTrinket · 2020-02-24T17:37:39+00:00

G-spot is in her brain. LOL.

The only women I've been with that was really, really smart was the one that didn't brag about it. And she was smart AF. The rest were just using push-bras for their brains. So this ex-CIA is not impressive at all.

Dls95405 · 2020-02-24T19:31:16+00:00

Condescendingly aggressive attitude repels men like water off a duck. I can not understand how women have talked themselves into thinking we like it. It's disgusting.

2020-02-24T16:58:18+00:00

No wonder US foreign policy is coming apart at the seams. The Agency's staff are a bunch mommies and simps

meerita · 2020-02-24T21:04:04+00:00

ec CIA agent, was that a porn movie?

2020-02-24T16:45:56+00:00

Women are fucking disgusting I’m sorry.

notpcperson · 2020-02-24T17:46:34+00:00

Calling All Tyrones and Chads. No Real Asian man would touch her ever LOL.

2020-02-24T17:43:24+00:00

Fat Asian whore overvalues herself. In other news, water is wet.

BoxofMistakes · 2020-02-24T19:11:10+00:00

I really doubt she's Ex CIA. Women lie about their occupation almost as much as they lie about their age.

And if she mentions a man should listen when she talks it means she talks over you and you'll never get a word in.

MGTOWManofMystery · 2020-02-24T19:33:58+00:00

I guess she got knocked up by Chad Bond?

In Asia among local Asians, she'd be considered a 3/10 at best. Huge frame. Thicc (fat). Old. Hard pass.

PooPooButterMCGEE · 2020-02-24T20:09:16+00:00

That sounds like a great catch. A asian ex-CIA investigator who will not only be suspicious 24/7 but also pry and snoop and use interrogation tactics to get what she wants FROM or OUT of you passively or actively. OH, and she wants you to shut up when others talk.

AIGHT I'M OUTTA HERE.

octibrian · 2020-02-24T23:34:44+00:00

dubai based..isnt that a job description for porta potty, women

NickTesla2018 · 2020-02-24T19:51:43+00:00

TMW = Too much work. Get the **** out of here. She's still looking for Chad. Even in her 30's and baggage, a regular guy will never be good enough.

TooFatToMatt · 2020-02-24T20:22:58+00:00

This fine m'lady expressed in interest in farting, so I had to share her profile with the squad over on r/BrapBarn. If y'all have never checked it out, swing over and have a sniff.

MuricanTauri1776 · 2020-02-25T02:36:52+00:00

Anyone who was actually in the CIA won't say they were in the CIA. lmfao

tyrantgrey · 2020-02-25T03:31:19+00:00

I cant even count the red flags in this.

attongirdeaux · 2020-02-25T03:31:56+00:00

I thought it was illegal to advertise former CIA operations as a civilian unless relevant to job interviews etc. Advertising this publicly and in this manner merely makes her an asset to other nations.

silly_birb · 2020-02-24T18:13:55+00:00

Ex-cia, maybe she was in the HR.

otakuzod · 2020-02-24T21:14:24+00:00

Fat with tiny tits is one of the cruelest jokes nature can play on a woman.

Original_Dankster · 2020-02-24T22:36:13+00:00

Looks like a poo streak on her thigh

SuperGoxxer · 2020-02-24T23:52:01+00:00

Yeah, that's just what I want -- someone who has ties to intelligence agencies who can totally fuck up my life. And that is before she even tried to get a hold of my bank account.

This Won-Ton can keep on rollin' thanks.

2020-02-25T00:01:32+00:00

just saying, if you're dating an ex military intelligence organization official, and they were more than just the front desk greeter, they're never really 'out' of the game. this is more red flags than usual.

of course its probably a lie, but then that points to a different set of red flags. stolen valor people boil my biscuit.

Sumfuc · 2020-02-25T00:41:21+00:00

Asian girl that’s fat, tatted, old & single mother...”Things I don’t want in an Asian girl, Alex”.

rvail136 · 2020-02-25T01:37:03+00:00

I doubt she's really "ex cia investigator"...real ones don't ever mention it. So I call bullshyte!

kyledontcare · 2020-02-25T02:43:43+00:00

Honestly those are some chunky thighs for an Asian woman. Asian women are usually pretty petite.

anferkneez · 2020-02-24T16:17:12+00:00

THICCC

MUSEBANG · 2020-02-24T17:32:35+00:00

How do you laugh someone?

FewActinomycetaceae0 · 2020-02-24T19:23:00+00:00

i thought there is no such thing as ex cia

arnlaugr · 2020-02-24T19:35:44+00:00

I have yet to meet a singular woman who can have a conversation without interrupting me.

Blogginginvicecity · 2020-02-24T20:30:22+00:00

Now that's some distance from the general CIA population she's smashed.

Sinrik · 2020-02-24T20:55:25+00:00

would rather use a sander on my face.

malemanjul1 · 2020-02-24T20:55:49+00:00

preaching not to use plastics, but has plastic bottle on hear bed cabinet..

TruthSeekingPerson · 2020-02-24T23:13:13+00:00

Dear God who would want to meet this person.

Krieger117 · 2020-02-24T23:22:01+00:00

Ex cock in ass investigator.

In case anybody was curious.

EndlessPatriotism · 2020-02-24T23:45:10+00:00

Gross.

Scourmont · 2020-02-25T00:19:38+00:00

Ex CIA? Cock In Ass? Maybe that's why she farts so much.

ShortWarrior · 2020-02-25T01:04:37+00:00

Fat, and below-average boob size.

2020-02-24T16:51:02+00:00

I meet so many fake former SAS and CIA operatives where I live you'd think it was a retirement home for spooks.

Some fuck taught her this trick, and she's plying her trade.

I can't hold back! I'm going to jump in, prick first, and harpoon this whale!

blakswan1976 · 2020-02-24T21:10:57+00:00

What a lard ass

Milk_moustache · 2020-02-25T01:08:30+00:00

Dubai is full of chicks like this. You’d be hard fucking pressed to find an actual decent girl in that city that wasn’t a vapid airhead Instagram thot looking for the next idiot to sugar daddy their lifestyle so they can soak up some attention from a simp at lock stock. They all end up over 30 working at the York hotel.

loneliness-inc · 2020-02-25T02:07:08+00:00

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KiriK1R1 · 2020-06-18T04:49:19+00:00

Me please

Mick_Donalds · 2020-02-24T17:56:47+00:00

"Ex-CIA"

in deep-baritone retard voice Yeah okayyyyyy!!

octibrian · 2020-02-24T23:35:51+00:00

breasts over ass any time

loneliness-inc · 2020-02-25T00:45:35+00:00

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Stateist555 · 2020-02-25T02:32:18+00:00

ex cia? lol

piginpoop · 2020-02-25T03:21:04+00:00

Yikes

Dusk_Seraphim · 2020-02-25T04:32:32+00:00

Glows in the dark and everything

2020-02-25T12:54:37+00:00

A woman who shows off her fat ass like in the last picture is obviously being leg humped by simps and thinks it's sexy.

2020-02-25T14:03:39+00:00

Dont use plastic...like the water bottle in the pick

H-4350 · 2020-02-25T15:20:43+00:00

Is it normal to taste bile in the back of my throat when I see these posts?

Aldabruzzo · 2020-02-25T16:34:12+00:00

is this for real? Ex-CIA? Wants someone to fart?

Am I supposed to take shit like this seriously?

GrumblyBear700 · 2020-02-27T07:38:25+00:00

Yes...because everyone who works for the CIA announces it....

Sub-Sero · 2020-02-27T15:31:00+00:00

Dubai

Prostitute.

lastpandachef88 · 2020-03-02T03:07:31+00:00

No way. Most likely she'll pull my internet browser history and other tech stuff. While my guard is down. Also, try to find out what kind kinky shit I am into. By the way, she not Asian from Asia. She mixed with Euro and Arabic.

skeletonshorror · 2020-03-03T01:04:00+00:00

That’s a 2 if I’ve ever seen one🔥💀

Joroda · 2020-02-24T17:54:45+00:00

The tattoos... not the tattoos... noooooooooooo

loneliness-inc · 2020-02-24T18:11:01+00:00

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Zombeflandrs · 2020-02-24T18:48:33+00:00

Holy fuck! It's my dream girl! Where do I sign up?!?

akihonj · 2020-02-24T19:24:02+00:00

I noticed there was a small print second option, it said you can have the bucket of boiling oil to out your head into. Can I take that one.

NuclearTheology · 2020-02-24T18:55:45+00:00

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aviciiavbdeadpunk · 2020-02-25T02:56:06+00:00

HELL YEAH I WOULD

try_to_be_kind5678 · 2020-02-25T05:08:15+00:00

She actually looks hot

Title	Which one of you wants to man up and date this 34 y/o ex-cia single mom and get farted on while you get destroyed?
Author	TheTastelessBatman
Upvotes	700
Comments	225
Date	February 24, 2020 2:35 PM UTC (6 years ago)
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