Keep getting Mr.Wrong but now ready for Mr. Right

m11_9 · 2020-02-18T18:58:05+00:00

"But I'm holding a bible, why wont a miracle happen?!"

BertTheWelder · 2020-02-18T19:02:36+00:00

Beware the born-again girl.

Blue_Andre · 2020-02-18T19:08:21+00:00

“Finally ready to settle down with a nice guy” after “bad experiences”

Meme gender

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-02-18T19:04:38+00:00

Using a Bible as a prop, and it does not look worn from doing ~~and~~ (oops) any serious reading. In fact, it looks so new, I suspect she bought it right before the photo shoot.

RedPill_Dragon · 2020-02-18T18:57:42+00:00

Let me guess... rode the pastor, deacons, and Bible study teachers also.

Blue_Andre · 2020-02-18T19:09:10+00:00

“Born again virgin” looking for that religious trad beta bail out.

Aldabruzzo · 2020-02-18T20:42:48+00:00

Translation:

After my divorce, I decided i was going to do it the Right Way this time. I'm going to do it God's way. Because Jeeeeezus loves me and wants me to be happy. And because Match and OKC and Tinder were just getting me hookups. (Hey, now, I's a Christian woman. I don't do hookups tee hee tee hee.)

I am here to virtue signal and let you all know I'm a born again virgin. I am as pure as the driven snow, now that Jeeeezus has washed me clean (spiritually... can't really do much about the herpes outbreaks. Even us born again virgins need Valtrex.) So, anyway, see my Bible? That means I am High Value and You Must Pay For Me. And wait for sex. FDS, HERE I COME!!!!

newyearzz2020 · 2020-02-18T19:13:23+00:00

Ready to settle down with a nice guy because I’m too old for Chad now

macktheknive · 2020-02-18T19:19:28+00:00

Beware of the horse ladies, the born again Christians or the single mothers.

onlypinhead2000 · 2020-02-18T19:19:35+00:00

As she clutches her Bible. I've had my fun, but no fun for you.

MGTOW_BEASTMODE · 2020-02-18T19:18:45+00:00

"really bad experience dating men who were just no good for me"

So close to self-awareness.

Diogenes-- · 2020-02-18T19:39:19+00:00

FS: '73 Civic, 350k miles. Mudflaps drag on the road. $10,000,000 obo - buyer must be 6', earn $300k/year, 9" dick and 6-pack abs.

Velvet_Hammer_ · 2020-02-18T19:12:02+00:00

The tense and grammar of her post belies the benchmarks of her "journey". So, she is "finally ready" to settle down with a nice guy? As long as she could still score dates, hookups, and mini-relationships with "men who were just no good for me", she wasn't looking to settle down? If she was, then "nice guys" were not who she was hoping to settle down with?

These are all rhetorical questions. If she had half a brain she would have worded this less obviously. But wait! She is clutching her bible as if it is "everything she holds dear", so she must be a good person. YMMV, but chameleons like this chap my ass even more than the tattooed, pierced, single mothers. At least with the latter, you can see the circus coming at you. This one is on a serious BB quest.

Overkillengine · 2020-02-18T23:04:21+00:00

Because men love having to pay full price (commitment/marriage) for a leftover slut that fucks him like a prude.

What a great "reward" for a life spent responsibly.

Can't imagine why more and more men are not bothering to get married anymore.

stfducky489 · 2020-02-18T19:03:48+00:00

how where they all bad choices? so you had no good choices? oh i am too believe that?

Domebeers · 2020-02-18T19:20:53+00:00

pass

toolate4redpill · 2020-02-18T19:24:14+00:00

You can love my heart, but my ass belongs to JESUS.

Second fiddle to a fictional prophet, I'm sure you could do worse. Like Lorena Bobbit worse.

coldsteel86 · 2020-02-19T00:01:37+00:00

Finally ready for Mr. Right translates to " a beta provider who i will drain resources from and give him starfish sex once a month IF he is lucky and keeps me happy, if things go south i will divorce rape him"

Dated so many bad men in the past translates to " bad boys i chased in my 20's who pumped and dumped me, but now that my looks are dwindling they are not interested in me anymore so i am ready to settle "

When a woman says " settle " this can mean multiple things. 1. It could mean that she is tired of getting back breaking sex from chad, she doesn't have the energy anymore to keep up with the drama that comes with a bad boy. Also she is tired of being ghosted and feeling despair after he breaks off all contact.

Secondly it could mean she is ready to settle for a guy who doesn't quite fit what she wants in the physical department, not tall enough, penis isnt big enough, but she is willingly to look past this as long as he is stable and can provide financial security. So what if he is under 6'2" he has a stable white collar job and i can finally take a man home to mom and dads on Thanksgiving and maybe one day give my parents grandchildren. ( they might not be the husbands kids but that doesnt matter )

BOTH of these situations have the same outcome. The wahmen resents and despises the guy she " settled " for although she wont admit it, even to herself. The first reason as outlined above is because Mr. Right can not give her the tingles that the bad boys did. The second reason as outlined above is even though the guy has money and stability she will get bored of him quickly. The honeymoon phase will go right by her if she even blinks. She will consider cheating and she will wonder " could i have done better ".

oooKenshiooo · 2020-02-18T19:26:28+00:00

How about Mr. Fuckrightoff?

thetopshottah · 2020-02-18T19:44:52+00:00

Alright now don't everybody jump up at once

sumpwa · 2020-02-18T21:02:31+00:00

Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.

MentORPHEUS · 2020-02-18T21:07:09+00:00

If her hymen and ability to pair-bond were as intact as the spine on that prop Bible, there would have possibly been something to work with here.

tyler_murdock · 2020-02-18T21:35:53+00:00

Equally funny is that FB’s ad algorithm thought OP might wanna sign up.

mustangfrank · 2020-02-18T22:51:26+00:00

SOP. She rode the CC with the best of them. Now that she is getting older and cannot compete with younger women, it is time for me to settle down.

Just like to the right side of this page

But when she's in her 30s with depreciating looks, jerks who won't commit, the likelihood of being a single mom, and the social pressure from her married friends, she asks "Where have all the good men gone?"[1][2] Funny how back when she was chasing the bad boys he was a "NiceGuy™" unworthy of dating, but now that she's past her prime and needs a bailout he's a "real man" who treats her with respect.

TerpsMakeMeDrink · 2020-02-18T19:55:48+00:00

I'm gonna go out on a limb here, and guess all of her holes are CAVERNOUS from being rode hard and put away wet.

Robin2Fast2Furious · 2020-02-18T19:59:45+00:00

This is an advertisement? Lol

heyheyitsdatboi · 2020-02-18T20:36:41+00:00

It’s a miracle! She’s changed! Hallelujah!!!

void_magic · 2020-02-18T21:00:24+00:00

christian vip singles

yeah no

Unusual_Chair · 2020-02-18T21:38:50+00:00

Its Halloween early, we got a thot dressed as a good christian girl.

NotLuceBree · 2020-02-18T22:04:59+00:00

Those hands alone tell me all I need to know.

LeeeeeroyPhishkins · 2020-02-18T22:05:20+00:00

Chameleons

thenotoriousdougie · 2020-02-18T23:36:21+00:00

Jesus may have washed away her sins but those genital warts, herpes blisters, persistent UTIs and yeast infections are a tall order even for him. And you know even after her “revirgining” those panties will fall off for the first guy who gives her aging twat the tingles. But hey, “forgiveness”‘is always on tap.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-02-18T23:43:35+00:00

First date --- Going to an exorcism together.

tw-1234a · 2020-02-19T00:26:24+00:00

It looks like she's about to ask for a donation to aid single mothers.

Thetrvler · 2020-02-19T00:52:24+00:00

Yeah, after her holes have been blown out by thousands of random cocks. Women never learn.

geocorb · 2020-02-19T01:35:39+00:00

She found Jesus after she realized she couldn’t count as high as her body count. Wants a do over.

DreamDelving · 2020-02-19T02:01:14+00:00

Lol remember the Thot on Flavour Flave who tried this shit with Flava i.e no sex until marriage. Needless to say Flava did not fall for it.

asdf333aza · 2020-02-19T03:49:20+00:00

Amazing how these girls can find jesus after riding the bad boy cc for all these years.

To translate: "I am now pushing 40. I spent my good years on guys who didn't want me for the long term. And I repeated that process many many times. After being used and discard by various other men, I am ready to offer my heavily used vagina to a man who is 6ft or taller, rich, desired by other women but only loves me, has a big house, nice car(s), loves children even if they aren't his, and will provide and protect me, butttt allow me the freedom I need to cheat and search for a higher level mate if the hypergamy gods decide to grace me. Shouldn't be so hard to find. Where have all the good men gone? "

wont_tell_i_refuse_ · 2020-02-19T05:49:13+00:00

I was just on one of those crazy "ASIAN POWER!" type subs and I thought this said "Keep getting Mr. Wong, but now ready for Mr. Right" at first.

UTRuser74 · 2020-02-19T06:50:20+00:00

Looks like r/WalmartCelebrities Julianne Moore.

hiddenpleasures123 · 2020-02-19T07:16:58+00:00

The filters on her face say 33-34. Her hands say late 30's.

Songgeek · 2020-02-18T19:48:06+00:00

She looks kinda evil with that bible

yungjonvoight · 2020-02-18T19:55:44+00:00

Why do they smile like that?

2020-02-18T20:00:32+00:00

Well I'd rather marry an ex-prostitute than this pretentious hoe! haha

NickTesla2018 · 2020-02-18T20:13:08+00:00

Too much devil dong from Chad.

unknown3000x · 2020-02-18T20:14:48+00:00

Her face says shes 45ish. She hit the wall long ago

Blayne-Tomari · 2020-02-18T20:24:23+00:00

Hypergamy

Aldabruzzo · 2020-02-18T21:37:46+00:00

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danielnogo · 2020-02-19T00:31:16+00:00

Lol the huge bible is her trying so hard to say "I dont fuck on the first date, only the second or third."

oh_no_aliens · 2020-02-19T01:33:48+00:00

She doesn't want a "nice guy". She wants a Godly Man, aka a Chad of biblical proportions (in more ways than one), so she can be blessed with many good Christian children by a strong man who makes 6 figures and is carved and chiseled like Adonis.

But all she gets is meek, lukewarm men so she prays daily for Mr. Right. She has come to the conclusion that she must settle for a beta male because Mr. Right will never come (because he knows better) so she grits her teeth and prepares for a sad life full of quiet desperation while pining for Chad as she fulfills her Christian wife duties and pretends to tolerate this poor man who doesn't deserve her.

psypD · 2020-02-19T01:35:40+00:00

Well, Hi there...let's fuck for Jesus.

DreamDelving · 2020-02-19T01:59:50+00:00

Translation "I've had my fill of dicks in my pussy and mouth and now I want some sapp to look after me financially"

No thanks. You literally remade your bed after multiple thrustings and now lie in it.

Bestoftherest222 · 2020-02-19T02:34:13+00:00

Ah the reformed whores that the christian religions love so much.

dbbeebs · 2020-02-19T05:22:13+00:00

Her hands are the giveaway. I'm 63 and my hands are not as wrinkly.

allias24 · 2020-02-19T10:15:33+00:00

She reminds me of ghost rider. Pale. Basically a skeleton. Creepy smile. Gaze that stares into your souls and makes your eyes burn.

prbonfanti · 2020-02-19T10:52:09+00:00

She had experiences, and now she wants you to suffer bad experiences, because of her.

Who would pass that oportunity?

loneliness-inc · 2020-02-18T21:30:29+00:00

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ronoda12 · 2020-02-18T22:27:15+00:00

So nice guts get the leftover?

loneliness-inc · 2020-02-18T22:29:11+00:00

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GeneralKinetics89 · 2020-02-18T23:24:36+00:00

Which edition of Black's Law Dictionary is that? The Holy version? Haha.

Hirudin · 2020-02-19T03:34:44+00:00

ze holly bibboel

Title	Keep getting Mr.Wrong but now ready for Mr. Right
Author	DarkDoomDoom
Upvotes	772
Comments	183
Date	February 18, 2020 4:55 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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