a single mom i used to hook up with messaged me this weekend wanting money for food. she lives two states away.

SirKolbath · 2018-12-05T21:26:50+00:00

“I’m sure you lost some weight.”

I chortled.

Mick_Donalds · 2018-12-05T21:33:47+00:00

Goes from "I haven't eaten since yesterday" to "third day without food" in an instant. Then wants McDonalds, then tries to guilt you into sending her money.

Un-freaking-believable.

Anyhow, she can just go on any dating site and say "pay me money" and she'll have packs of thirsty simps messaging her, lining up to pull out their wallets. It's not like she's really going hungry.

Westernhagen · 2018-12-05T21:37:24+00:00

I can't give her more than a C for her closing remarks, because she forgot to mention that you're an incel with a small penis who lives in his mom's basement.

stephcurryftw · 2018-12-05T21:18:44+00:00

Get that thing out of my state please. Keep Texas clean.

Philhelm · 2018-12-05T21:56:22+00:00

I am a woman. I have a kid. I have a male friend with money.

Male friend with money is required to give me whatever I ask for. I am entitled to financial help from my friends. They just have to help me.

Anyone who refuses to give me whatever I demand is a piece of shit asshole dickhead scumbag who deserves to die in a fire. And I will insult him and make derogatory reference to his race and body habitus and shame him.

Because I am a woman who needs help. And he is a man who has money and can help me. And besides he is probably hot for me and if he gives me some money maybe will give him a little pussy hehehe.

If she were a kind humble repentant woman, she would have said "OK thanks I understand. And thanks for the reference to the food bank." And then accept whatever help she can get with grace and dignity.

But no, she can't do that. She is accustomed to men just falling all over themselves to help her and give her free shit whenever she wants it. She cannot fathom a man telling her no. She cannot understand a man setting down boundaries and limits for her.

It doesn't occur to her that other people have needs too. It doesn't occur to her that people are not going to give her free shit forever. IT doesn't occur to her that men are not bottomless pits of money. It doesn't occur to her that if she's going to take from men, she will have to give something to men.

EDIT: Ohhhh, wait a minute. This is a former HOOKUP. Ok.

See, that kind of changes things. She has decided that you didn't "pay enough" for the sex she gave you.

Women always expect to "get something" in return for the sex they give men. It doesn't matter what, but you have to "pay" her something. Her "fee" for sex depends on how attracted she is to you. If she's very attracted to you, then her "fee" is having some post-hookup breakfast with her and a later text telling her how much fun you had and hopefully you can do it again sometime. If she's kind of attracted to you, then her "fee" is drinks and some time, maybe some food, to help her not feel like a slut. If she is not really attracted to you and you're a beta bux, then her "fee" is dinner and drinks dates, probably about 5 to 8 of them, a couple of nights out entertainment (dancing, something else), and exclusive commitment, followed by a marriage proposal.

Evidently, dude, she has decided you owed her for the fun times, and she's come a-collecting. And you said "nah". Meaning .... YOU STOLE her sex.

thearmchairwarrior · 2018-12-05T21:27:34+00:00

We have freaking socialism in this country, she and her kid doesn't need money for food! Daddy government already has that covered. Do women think men are this stupid!

AllahHatesFags · 2018-12-05T22:02:02+00:00

Maybe she should get a fucking job?

kyledontcare · 2018-12-05T22:19:47+00:00

Dang that's a beautiful conversation. Not my monkeys, not my circus.

Older_Miggy · 2018-12-05T21:30:55+00:00

Holy shit, that descent into "gay Indian" was fast.

If she can't get help in a liberal shithole like Houston, she deserves to starve.

And your last comment was great.

Devilsgun · 2018-12-05T22:41:45+00:00

Order me a McDonald's or you are a piece of shit.

Idaho_In_Uranus · 2018-12-05T23:07:26+00:00

I wonder what would have happened if you’d said “Okay, I’m going to send you an Amazon Pantry box with some oatmeal, pasta, milk, veggies, and multivitamins. Houston has its own distribution center so it should be there tomorrow.” I bet she’d have immediately backpeddled. “Well, actually I promised little Jaydyn McDonalds because blah blah blah...”

privileged

Does this angle ever work on anyone except guilty whites?

gay

Not falling for her feminine wiles? You must be queer as a three dollar bill.

Indian

I bet she considers herself super-woke and anti-racist when she’s not angry.

HailMantaur · 2018-12-05T22:42:58+00:00

Not my monkeys, not my circus. There's my ab workout for the day, guffawing in my kitchen.

dgrawrpla · 2018-12-05T21:42:06+00:00

Using her kid to get favours. Good dodge OP.

Why doesn't she just ask the baby-daddy for help? It's his son after all.

Church42 · 2018-12-05T22:47:49+00:00

"you don't even know why I'm in this situation"

Oh dear, we do...we so, very do know

kevin32 · 2018-12-05T21:39:02+00:00

u/where_muh_good_mens, we rarely have single mom beggar situations like this, so I'm open to allowing it on occasion to show those instances where moms will use their kids to get men to provide for them (though she's not seeking commitment or long-term financial support).

sleepyweaselisawake · 2018-12-05T21:55:24+00:00

She wants food..buy us McDs because all her son has left is some cookies.

I'm guessing she has some kind of food in her apartment and even has (gov't) money to buy food. However, she lacks the basic skills to actually cook and can't buy McDs with food stamps.

Good on you OP! She's a strong independent woman, she'll figure it out.

Westernhagen · 2018-12-05T21:43:49+00:00

"You need food? OK, think back to our first date, when you blew me in the gas station men's room for a candy bar..."

muricanwerewolf1 · 2018-12-05T23:42:20+00:00

Haha she doesn't get "not my circus not my monkeys"

KoloGupta · 2018-12-06T01:21:25+00:00

So, first she hasn't eaten since yesterday, then she hasn't had any food in three days. Her son somehow though, has cookies and milk.

This indicates she's extremely irresponsible (let's take a short break from the single mother aspect), can't cook for her kid, lacks any concept of proper and healthy nutrition, and well, isn't the brightest. She won't be going far in life.

Women are rather arrogant these days, expecting than men will just send them money for no damn reason. They don't even bother to pretend that they'll give the men they're trying to sucker, anything back in return. No fake promises of "hanging out", dangling sex, or even gratitude.

Young single mothers especially take a long, long time to grasp the fact that their value has cratered, never to return. While they'll never take on anyone else's burden's, they just expect that it's every man's responsibility to look after their kids and them. Just because. Oh, let's not even try to be polite about it. You dumb-fuck asshole men better give us money and do what we want. NOW!!!

Of course, they can't handle rejection. They should be begging to suck the skin off OP, in exchange for some Shipley's, then thank him afterwards for his generosity. They'll get to that point. Unfortunately, by the time they do, there won't be too many men (hopefully!) willing to pay for wrinkled blowjobs/gumjobs.

sfwaccountfw · 2018-12-05T22:54:18+00:00

Oof. You really drove in the knife at the end.

afkb39sdfb · 2018-12-05T23:25:05+00:00

These bitches have food stamps. They just are too lazy to shop for groceries.

3amDinner · 2018-12-06T00:08:44+00:00

ask the dude who knocked you up

JJ3314 · 2018-12-05T23:02:53+00:00

“Not my monkeys, not my circus” ha ha.

fickle_fuck · 2018-12-05T23:08:30+00:00

Textbook AWALT

Hyperman360 · 2018-12-05T23:24:16+00:00

You almost feel sorry for her. Almost. Then she acts like a complete cunt and you stop caring.

witchywitchywitchhy · 2018-12-05T23:28:12+00:00

HOW DARE YOU LET HER CHILD BE HUNGRY!!!

DrEngineeer · 2018-12-05T23:37:53+00:00

The way she handled the conversation was terrible. I mean, if your begging, do it right. Be nice, maybe honey pot him ... give him something to work with. Maybe she really is starving and needed help, and because of her arrogance, she ain’t going to get help. Feel bad for the child. I really hope she gets help. Does she have a drug addiction or mental health issue?

Million-Suns · 2018-12-06T00:46:40+00:00

So how can people afford living in their own apartment but not food?

BluepillProfessor · 2018-12-06T01:00:58+00:00

She gets enough food stamps so she and her spawn can get enormously fat.

She doesn't cook decent meals but buys expensive processed crap to put in her government funded fridge and use on her government funded stove with her government funded gas in her government funded home.

If you really want to be a dick about this, send this text chain to protective services. All that fucking money and all those food stamps come in EVERY MONTH and this hood rat pissed it all away.

Still I have to say that 'Not my monkeys' is pretty unnecessarily savage. Jeez!

0kool74 · 2018-12-06T03:20:22+00:00

"well i'm sure you've lost some weight......."

DAYUM!!!!! nuked her ass from obrit!

Whirrlz · 2018-12-05T22:57:55+00:00

Im not you but My first response would have been a straight up "lol" and left it at that.

LimousineLibtard · 2018-12-06T00:29:16+00:00

PWN3D

Get a job you fat bitch!

bunnysuitfrank · 2018-12-06T01:16:01+00:00

Hey! Como! I just moved from there. (Unless there’s another Como 2 states away from Texas.) This food bank you work/worked at, is it the one on the North side of town off the road that starts with an R?

Katelynw4 · 2018-12-06T04:09:15+00:00

r/choosingbeggars

JohnnyH2000 · 2018-12-06T05:19:33+00:00

they failed at censoring Houston

waterfat · 2018-12-06T06:02:33+00:00

Dude that parting headshot. Fuxking hilarious brother.

warlocc_ · 2018-12-06T06:39:59+00:00

Privileged gay indian fat fuck- this is how they ask for help.

SchneiderRitter · 2018-12-06T13:40:37+00:00

Wait what. Homosexuals and Indians are privileged now?

wolfeerine · 2018-12-06T13:57:05+00:00

how many of the guys in her contact list do you reckon she sent that message asking for help to?

[deleted] · 2018-12-06T16:38:22+00:00

Single mothers are such evil cunts when they don't get it their way

[deleted] · 2018-12-06T17:51:09+00:00

Wants McDonalds when a can of Cambells is $1.50

Cristoff13 · 2018-12-06T21:36:16+00:00

Food is cheap in America, this is a bullshit request. Glad you held your ground.

JulianRoark · 2018-12-26T17:43:49+00:00

Call me a soppy bollocks, but I would have just sent her an Uber Eats with a happy meal or something. My folks were poor growing up so I know what it's like going hungry as a child.

AncapGhxst · 2018-12-26T19:59:55+00:00

God damn that final burn

Ridiculoud · 2019-01-05T12:47:08+00:00

Both of you sound like terrible people

lemonfluff · 2018-12-05T23:02:52+00:00

Ummm. She was just asking for help. I'm guessing the car thing was bought up because it stopped her reaching the food bank. You could have just said no rather than actshitty about it.

MaxwellFinium · 2018-12-05T23:11:47+00:00

MIZ!

RedPill-BlackLotus · 2018-12-06T01:26:13+00:00

I feel awful for that boy. God damit.

[deleted] · 2018-12-06T01:29:46+00:00

What... a mess.

SocialCupcake · 2018-12-06T01:55:09+00:00

This reminds me of the gas station scam: Guy/gal comes up holding gas can while you pump gas: "Hey man, my family and I are driving to East coast West coast spot and we just ran out of gas, can you gimme just a few bucks?"

You suck at planning and deserve to suffer as a lesson to others.
You like 3.if it's the truth, I think you need to stop being bailed out everytime you make a mistake. ____ , Why can't this girl stock up on food? Did she think her kid wouldn't eat next week or the week after that?

Did the cow steal all his food?

Who the F knocked her up? Now we all gotta pay more in taxes to support her fat ass.

Jonlife · 2018-12-06T01:59:39+00:00

She wanted money. Looking for a simp to send her money and using the same age old shaming tactics. Hell, the government even fell for the "how you can leave a mother and her child to starve" line, and look at the debt it's put our country in.

Good on OP for calling out her bullshit

NickTesla2018 · 2018-12-06T02:07:18+00:00

They're always hiring down at The Jug Shack.

theDukesofSwagger · 2018-12-06T02:25:19+00:00

”You’re a piece of shit lol”

I can’t take anyone who uses “lol” seriously

Nov51605 · 2018-12-06T02:42:10+00:00

SOPHISTICATED SAVAGERY !

Bruchibre · 2018-12-06T03:01:24+00:00

Can't you pay her a Mc Donalds? lol.

Also are you privileged, gay, Indian? haha, she really fell low for a Mc D.

ContradictFate · 2018-12-06T04:08:02+00:00

Women are demons but this one made me sad... The thought of being wanting has busted up much of my past life and relationships and will continue to in the forseeable future..

Woman and men both have the ability to suck you dry until you're of no use anymore, I suppose it's refreshing that it's finally a woman getting fucked for once.

bunnysuitfrank · 2018-12-06T04:19:02+00:00

Nice!

laptopdragon · 2018-12-06T05:31:14+00:00

literally lol'd

who knew hunger is a great way to drop some weight?

JameisBong · 2018-12-06T05:32:10+00:00

Bravo mr gay indian, you handled it expertly. Why was she hooking up with a gay indian?

Fuckitbehappy · 2018-12-06T06:23:59+00:00

I can't understand why you stopped hooking up with her. She's so charming.

Sol_Install · 2018-12-06T06:34:39+00:00

No fam. You don't ever extend an olive branch. Don't even engage in a conversation. This is why even hooking up is an issue. Simply hooking up can result in them thinking they can get you to do what they want.

fossilfern · 2018-12-06T07:39:39+00:00

That last comment 👌

[deleted] · 2018-12-06T07:59:12+00:00

Curry bro with his pimp ✋ strong.

-Imperator- · 2018-12-06T09:58:03+00:00

What is it with so many women insulting the men they just slept with? Always quick with the "small dick" accusations... Well guess what, that "small dick" just fucked you. "Fat gay Indian"... How does that even make sense after hooking up? And why would "fat" or Indian be an insult after you already got into her panties? So stupid.

[deleted] · 2018-12-06T11:37:21+00:00

Starve bitch lamo im in houston also hahahaha this bitch is so lucky i dont know who she is i would clown the fuck outta this ho fuck that bitch

Iceklimber · 2018-12-06T12:04:41+00:00

Choosing not to help the person who helped him

OP is there previous aid that she gave you before or is she delusional

cycloneous · 2018-12-06T12:54:01+00:00

Comedy gold. . . obviously this princess never heard of birth control.

CoMaBlaCK · 2018-12-06T20:15:26+00:00

Ops the privileged fat gay Indian😂

Anybody using the word privileged deserves to die of starvation anyway.

books_are_friends · 2018-12-07T04:07:08+00:00

Don’t stick it in crazy . You’re giving her too much attention as it is. Blockttttttt

omegajelly200 · 2018-12-07T07:19:19+00:00

Has no money for food.

Wants food from McDonalds

FATTIES GONNA FAT YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

[deleted] · 2018-12-07T21:33:12+00:00

I honestly felt sad reading this, until she got mad. Doesn't she have friends who can help? Family?

AhOkayThen · 2018-12-09T01:18:39+00:00

"I haven't eaten since yesterday" Its mid day...... sooo she skipped one of hear breakfasts? I understand if the kids are hungry and all but she said >>I << Fuck people and their obsession with snacking every 2 hours or "their blood sugar gets dangerously low" OMAD you cunts.

Title	a single mom i used to hook up with messaged me this weekend wanting money for food. she lives two states away.
Author	-Imperator-
Upvotes	690
Comments	180
Date	December 5, 2018 9:14 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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