INTRODUCTION

As a registered football nut, I know something of the game. I have coached (pee-wee) played (high school) and watched (since the 1980's).

I also take note of the cheerleaders :) So here's the pervy part, don't judge me fucker. We start the week on Thursday with my 12 y/o son playing peewee tackle. I noticed that no less than 4 of the 17 cheerleaders were, how do I put this? Not really "fat" because that word does not do it justice but more like elaphantitis with a large, protruding belly and fully developed breasts. I mean these 4 (11-12 y/o) girls were BIG. As in post-pubescent big, standing way, way over a head taller than all the other girls. The contrast was super creepy and obvious. Each of the 4 hephalumps looked absolutely rough and hideous, especially next to the innocent little girls cheering next to them. So basically, 1/4 of the cheerleading squad has been taken over by very large girls. Just don't shame them!

At the next football game on Friday, I watched my son's Varsity football game and noticed the exact same thing! 22 cheerleaders and fully 6 of them were Extra/Large/Medium. At least the pre/post pubescent contrast was not so glaringly obvious at the 17-18 y/o age range! Still, the contrast between the GINORMOUS future dependopotamuses and the other 16 girls was so amazing it would have been laughed about in an era not so long ago.

I can imagine Saturday Night Live perhaps 20 years ago satirizing a fat cheerleader surrounded by young hotties because such a thing was laughable and ridiculous. No more. Now it is perfectly normal- and don't body shame you shitlord.

Of course the next football game was the following day on Saturday and we had much better cheerleading luck- although there were clearly Extra/Large/Medium entrees scratching at the door. My undergraduate alma mater was playing and we sat right in front of the cheerleaders. Lucky us! The college girls numbered 21 girls and (at least) 4 guys. They only had one fatty on the roster but I guess she could claim she was "big boned." BMI was probably in the 40's but her belly was not so bad. In fact she looked pretty atheletic, in a a Sumo wrestler kind of way. Like all the other girls she leaped in the air and landed in a full split.

Finally, I went to NFL opening day and watched my team lose (again) but was not able to get much of a look at the cheerleaders. We were on the other side of the stadium and I have to say none of the pros fell into the WNB (would not bang) category and none of them seemed big boned either.

So from these observations I have some questions:

1. Could there be a relationship between WNB and BMI? Don't body shame in your answer!

2. Are they letting fatties on the cheerleading squad now because we don't body shame or bully fatties?

3, Or are they letting fatties on the cheerleader squad because they can't find enough non-fatties?

1. Are they going to be letting (more) fatties on the professional and College cheerleading squads soon?

Analysis: Is this a "Red Pill" topic?

I am glad you asked and go to the front of the class for right minded thinking! I argue that asking what is in effect "where have all the good women gone" is a letigimate topic of discussion on TRP.

Proferring potential solutions to ameliorate the problem of "where have all the good women gone" is even more appropriate for "The Red Pill."

So allow my to offer a solution. Not "the" solution but "a" solution that is one of many that will need to be instituted to reverse the femocracy.

Are you ready for a small part of the solution?

START BODY SHAMING AGAIN!

Yes, I said it. Fatties, and out of shape, big boned women don't get to be cheerleaders. We don't want them. We don't want to look at them. We don't want to think about them.

Conclusion

If you are a fatty and you want to be a cheerleader then no problem! All you have to do is...PUT DOWN THE FORK.

TLDR: Ugly cheerleaders are just another in your face (I dare you to say something) Shit Test. They are trying to normalize attraction to a large pear shaped body and I think we need to collectively tell them to fuck off.