I have the same birthday as Prince Charles, future King of the UK. He is a bit older than me but today I turned 50, and I can proudly say, I just don't give a fuck.

I spent the big "Five Oh" alone, with my cat and a bottle of vodka.

I banged a retired fashion model the other day and I continue to game girls 20 or 30 years younger.

Life is good. Life is not perfect, but life is good. If a blue bolt from heaven struck me down now. . .no regrets.

If you are a teenage incel then you have what I never had: 100,000 willing to help you.

If you are middle aged and at your wits' end then you also have 100,000 friends here. A few will be like me, with a law degree and some practical advice.

In the end, it is all just sand in the desert.

I am not being pessimistic or nihilistic but rather stoic. Enjoy it while you can and sometimes you have to laugh. . .or else you cry.